/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.13850012]

Why not?

[Anonymous No.13850028]

>>13850012
You can sell your testicle, but you can't buy your testicle. This goes for many things anon, like dignity and health.

[Anonymous No.13850033]

Might as well, none of you NEETs are using them anyways.

[Anonymous No.13850035]

then some Jew turns around and sells it for $350,000.. no thanks

[Anonymous No.13850048]

>>13850012
Hitler had just one and ruled over 3/4 of Europe.

[Anonymous No.13850067]

>>13850012
you know that your testicles produces hormons?

[Anonymous No.13850073]

>>13850048
If he had 2 maybe he would have won

[Anonymous No.13850082]

How much does getting supplemental testosterone for the rest of your life cost, again?

[Anonymous No.13850087]

Hmm I do need the money

[Anonymous No.13850109]

>>13850067
Yes, most testosterone comes from the balls (most estrogen comes from the lady balls)

But this board drinks so much onions that they are already used to low T

[Anonymous No.13850120]

Serious talk: being clinically low testo actually fucks up your health. Enjoy being depressed.

[Anonymous No.13850129]

>>13850012
why are these things considered donations when they pay you for them?

35k is way underpriced. need at least 7 figures before I'd even consider it

[Anonymous No.13850130]

>>13850028
Fpbp kek

[Anonymous No.13850135]

>>13850028
/thread

[Anonymous No.13850148]

>>13850012
and to think trannies are cutting them off for free. is the push for trannies an organ harvesting conspiracy?

[Anonymous No.13850151]

>>13850109
never heard of that onion thing, googled it and it's quite the opposite.

[Anonymous No.13850152]

>>13850012

>35k for a testicle

That's not even a decent wagies yearly wage. Not even for 1MM would I donate a testicle.

[Anonymous No.13850155]

>>13850028
Why would you sell *your* testicle
Ffs outsource the harvest to pajeets
Am I the only half-jew on this board?

[Anonymous No.13850157]

>>13850028
>>13850035
BASED posters

[Anonymous No.13850176]

>>13850028
An operation due to illness I had years ago rendered me sterile. Why not sell my testicles since they're not doing anything anymore anyway? Far as I know they still work, just not much else does.

[Anonymous No.13850177]

>>13850151
You new around these parts?

[Anonymous No.13850205]

>>13850176
They're producing testosterone you idiot. Even if you're sterile your testicles are still an important part of your body.

[Anonymous No.13850208]

>>13850151
Onion is a word replacement on several boards. It replaces a particular bean plant that is high in protein and promotes the growth of phytoestrogens when consumed, hence its reputation.

[Anonymous No.13850211]

>>13850129
Also, who the fuck actually wants another man's testicles and why? Hormone treatments are cheaper, there are actually fake testicles if it's about having lost one by cancer, and donated tissues always come with their own problems. Whose genetic sperm actually comes out of a sold testicles, also?

[Anonymous No.13850216]

>>13850208
Soi, in other words

[Anonymous No.13850230]

>>13850177
i am browsing /biz mostly, don't want to get involved in the tranny and white supremacy bullshit

[Anonymous No.13850235]

>>13850205
I suppose that's true. But, I have plenty to spare, if my blood tests from last month are any indication.

[Anonymous No.13850255]

I have enjoyed this thread, thank you.

Also, XRP finally hit $.40.. Should I buy another $20 or wait until it fall back to $.38?

[Anonymous No.13850264]

>>13850012
I mean you burger cucks already sell your foreskin at birth, so why not? Who cares about testosterone levels, sperm count and sexual pleasure, right?

[Anonymous No.13850284]

>>13850216


why are you guys avoiding writing "onions"

[Anonymous No.13850297]

>>13850012
You burger cucks already sell your foreskin at birth, so why not sell some more of your genitals? Who cares about testosterone levels, sperm count and sexual pleasure, right?

[Anonymous No.13850299]

>>13850255
20 dollars?? kidding right

[Anonymous No.13850317]

>>13850284
fucking newfags! reeeeeee

[Anonymous No.13850325]

>>13850230
>whites being supreme
>bullshit
sjw tranny detected

[Anonymous No.13850419]

>>13850211
>sell ball to cancer chad
>he shoots your jizz into stacy
>stacy sues you for child support
JUST

[Anonymous No.13850465]

>>13850297
if you delude yourself into thinking that being less sensitive leads to a slighter orgasm instead of a more delayed, stronger orgasm there's no helping you. i've got circumcised when i was an adult and my orgasms feel like i'm 14 again. also, needing atleast twice as long until you come makes the woman you're fucking experience whole new worlds of satisfaction. almost no circumcised men know how a woman with a red face, lying on the bed, shaking and trembling after having had multiple orgasms looks like in real life

[Anonymous No.13850900]

>>13850012
sell two testicles for 70k$
buy link
don't need the test since no thot will fuck you before link 1000$ eoy
1000$ eoy happens
buy 4 testicles
high test alpha male
fuck 3 thots 3 times a night

[Anonymous No.13850930]

>>13850297
kek
fuck the kikes who sell our foreskins for lotions and other beauty products

[Anonymous No.13850973]

>>13850465
vaginal orgasm is a meme, she's faking it

[Anonymous No.13851076]

>>13850012
Israel is not a legitimate state

[Anonymous No.13851253]

>>13850028
Hecc, fpbp. I need to rethink some things now.

[Anonymous No.13851287]

does it have to be my testicle?

[Anonymous No.13851311]

>>13850012
If you only knew how bad it gets

[Anonymous No.13851366]

>>13850012
Will they replace it with a prosthetic testicle? I don't want it to look like a teardrop. How much semen will I produce after healing?

[Anonymous No.13851403]

>>13850012
> donate testicle
> suddenly sexual market value for neets pumps
B O G G E D

[Anonymous No.13851423]

>>13850151
This is bullish af

[Anonymous No.13851424]

>>13850284
Use the European version, soya.

[Anonymous No.13851451]

Testosterone halfage I think

[Anonymous No.13851505]

>>13850151
They are talking about s o y . You can't type the word s o y anymore because for some reason the mods enjoy fucking with people on here so the word onions comes up instead of s o y . You have to be creative.

[Anonymous No.13851526]

>>13850465
>got circumcised as an adult
Is there anything more cucked than being cut by choice?