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>I made 6 figures profit from shitcoins since start of 2019
>but I will never get my foreskin back
>I will never getting foreskin back

>> No.13820144
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>>13820129

>> No.13820149
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tfw have parents that don't fall for jewish tricks

>> No.13820162

glad I still have mine. shit is cash.

>> No.13820238

>>13820129
you can actually regrow it

>> No.13820284

I'd be glad if they cut off mine. Spent WAY too much time and energy on masturbation

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>>13820129
This is unironically the most important thread on /biz/ for anyone who was circumcised. So many peoples lives revolve around maximizing wealth but they do not realize that their ultimate satisfaction is magnatudes above what they will be able to earn. Fixing nonconsensual child rape that results in disfigurement is not a problem you can solve with a million dollars, it is probably a 30 billion dollar and 3 decades of restorative research problem. The day 120 million americans realize their penis was needlessly ampitated at birth depriving them of the majority of sexual sensation and function will make the civil rights movement look like a fucking joke.

>> No.13820451

>>13820129
ignorance is bliss then fuckin biz had to tell me how much better jackin it is with foreskin. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.13820519

>>13820284
It doesn't prevent masturbation. That's the very exact meme they used to trick dumb puritan americans into crippling their children.

>> No.13820538

>>13820129
You are going to love my ICO, anon
It's called Circumcoin and it is made to fund a decentralized paramilitary organization that will invade Israel, defeat Moloch, and force them to give us all back our foreskins

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>>13820404
you will never wake that many people up to it, it's too hard a reality to face when you admit that you were maimed at birth

>> No.13820832

>>13820144
Lmao, never thought of it like that

>> No.13820847

>>13820129
how does it make you feel the goys took your foreskin from your infant body and sold it to a hospital for thousands so they could use it to graft some fat fucks mrsa wounds

>> No.13821409

I don't get the sensitivity meme, I'm circumcised and my dick is too sensitive

>> No.13821692

>>13820519
Yes it does. Most of masturbation was initiated by tucking on my incredibly sensitive forskin. Fuck, I can sit on my chair for hours just tucking at it.
Serious time waster