/biz/ - Business & Finance

i want my fucking money back

>>13783757
I guess I just became a fucking bagholder.
Fuck me what a mess.

>>13783757
Oh, uh, sorry anon. Serg has kind of strict policy on that. I meant like something drink-wise. You know what actually I'll give you minute.

>>13783731
WHERE THE FUCK IS WHALEKILLER!

>>13783813
I think he usually just kind of hangs out in the back, I'll have a look and see if he's there.

>>13783771
Here you go anon, on the house.

>>13783999
Checked.
Hey, it's going back up.
Maybe I am gonna be okay after all.
Maybe dreams do come true.

>>13783731
Welp we did it, where's the $1.50 thread?

>>13783731
WHAT THE FUCK BINANCE WOULDNT LET ME BUY AT 15400 AND ITS ALREADY UP 1000 SATS. I WANT MY MONEY CZ YOU CHINKY FUCK

$1.2 support will hold, believe frens

>>13784091
All these swings are making me dizzy, here's the door anon >>13779514

>>13783731
can I have a refund? I got this ticket for the $2.00 room but I guess we're never going there

>>13784135
just hold on to your ticket, it will be valid by tomorrow

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYeah I don't care

>>13784135
Sorry anon no refunds. Serg was talking about some kind of auto refund thing in the works but it's gonna be another week or so I figure.

>>13783813
WhaleKiller is the reason we arent in the .40 range right now. Everything is dumping right now, we will be in 1.50 by the end of the day after tomorrow

>>13783731
Not a link holder nor a link hater but never done enough research to buy and the memes are mostly eh but this one... this one made me laugh out loud and is genuinely funny I think I may buy a fuck ton of link now

>>13784271
You just missed a 20% dip, fren. Bullish shakeoff. Going back up while BTC goes down. Literal decoupling.
Hurry.

>>13783731
that was a quick wait lmao

>>13784271
Thanks anon, there's a tip jar at the end of the bar if you're feeling generous on your way into the next room.

>>13784259
>WhaleKiller is the reason we arent in the .40 range right now. Everything is dumping right now, we will be in 1.50 by the end of the day after tomorrow

He called this drop
>>13784301

>>13783731
hey yes, sir.

can i get a glass of warm milk, please.

>>13784106
>>13784110
>>13784327
>>13784415
Not sure if the plan is to come back here or keep moving. In the meantime it looks like the kitchen is still open. Let me know if you guys need anything.

I'm lost I am looking for the $1000 dollar room I need directions

>>13784516
it's still under construction. tickets go on sale next year.

>>13784516
Sir this is the lobby, you're looking for the penthouse suite. The elevator is down the hall and to the left

>>13783731
I literally bought the top and it dump on me

>>13784437
Here you go anon. Tbh I was shocked we even had any in this place. It's still pretty hot, be careful.

>>13784552
Why did you buy? You should have waited so the price pumped for the rest of us.

>>13784516
Oh man, it's a loooonng way from here anon. Drink?

Get back to the 1.50 room

>>13783731
rum and coke wojak
how did we even get here
we had the word in the other room

Seven Big Macs please, in a row.

>>13784437
>>13784566
Found another one, on the house. Just realized it's basedmilk so I'm trying to use it all up.

>>13784675
Coming right up anon.
>we had the word in the other room
Not sure what you mean here.

h-hello
wojak?
where did they go?
if it's in the next room then I might as well stay
they'll be back and I'll have my seat

>>13784783
>>13784566
mmmm, yummy

>>13784447
put all the fucking mcsergeys in the car

>>13784783
*ahem*
I said we had the world
sorry wojak, been stress chain smoking

>>13784675
Here you go anon, don’t mind the pixels I was in a bit of a rush. Threw in a couple cubes for ya, the boss was dumping his bags earlier I guess he left some around. Honestly he has like a billion or something so I doubt he’ll even notice.

>>13785078
thanks mate

>>13785055
Get fucked nigger I don't even get paid for this shit. Get em bois.

>>13784685
Ok coming right up
B-boss?! (Holy shit)
I didn't expect to see you tonight. I know you said you had to start working on something for next week. Your order is coming right up sir.

>>13784400
Thanks anon I had a good time with you linkies... turns out you guys are alright where is the tip jar again?

>>13785114
you wouldn't like me when i'm hungry anon

>>13784447
>>13785055
>>13785114
>>13785259
Fucking kek. I love you frens, no homo.

>>13784685
Here you go boss. All in a row just how you like em.

>>13785295
based wojak server
just know that your work doesn't go unnoticed around here

I-I guess we're staying here for now.

>>13783771
You seriously bought after it pumped 200% in like a week?

>>13785055
>>13785259
Order up you fat piece of shit.

>>13785327
Thanks Pepe, you've always got my back.

Need a tendie break bros, hang in there.

>>13785327
HAHAHAH yes it does. instead of alcoholic anonymous we have linkhodler anonymous kek

Eric Holder lied and Paul Walker died.

>>13783731
its aight mate the boys are just renovating, it's been a while since the 1.50 room was used

''Mila gives me throat EVERY morning now that I'm a stinky'' Ashton continues. ''If it was not for /biz/, my life would have no meaning at all. Now I'M the one laughing at people standing in line at the Mondrian. Honestly, I owe my whole existence to Sergey and the spergs on /biz/''

>>13783731
Guys like I was told this is a bull run
What happened?

>>13785618
your efforts are not in vain anon, i am sated and ready to unleash the 4th industrial revolution

*Shlick* *Shlick*

*Smooch*

>>13786077
>>13786099

Blessed dubs of yuri faggotry

>>13786077
>>13786099
>>13786114
Welp, back to work

Just gimme a whole bottle.

Oh, what of? Cheapest you have, of course.

>>13783731
Who else is in the .95 cent waiting room?

>>13786182
Here you are anon. Any cheaper and you’d risk going blind.

hello server.. can i start water with no ice with lemon pls....

A shot of mac sauce, neat, please. You know what, just give me the whole bottle.

>>13786376
>can i start water with no ice with lemon pls....
Here you go sir

>>13786461
there is your tip

1 can of Creature Comforts Athena
1 liter stein of Reissdorf Kolsch

Got a confession to make, I'm not actually a linky, just got bored in the eth and holo lounge.

>>13786443
Christ anon you don’t look so good. I think the boss keeps more Big Mac sauce around this place than actual liquor. Let me grab you some. Uh, why don’t I just ring you up first real quick.

>>13786443
>>13786712
Alright, here’s a fresh case.

>>13786724
Holy shit I didn’t know you can actually buy the sauce. I thought I was memeing you cause you can only get it out of an unmarked pump behind the counter at McDonald’s.
I know exactly what I’m gonna get when i make it.

I FOMO'd at 1.41 today. Should I buy more, wait until June, or is over for me?

>>13786754
Its thousand island dressing

>>13786754
>Diarrhea on a street.

1 more cent and the bar closes. Last call!

>>13786792
It tastes different than thousand island dressing. Believe me I am a special sauce connoisseur. I’ve tried Freddy’s, Chik-fil-A, Cane’s, Zaxby’s, if it’s got a sauce I’ve tried it.

>>13786530
Degenerate scum

>he feel for the herbal jew

>>13783999
Check'd

>>13786811 (checked)
>mfw

>>13786326

fucking lol

>>13783731
fml i thought earlier today we would correct a little bit so i sold at $1.45 and bought back in at $1.42 thinking we were going to $1.55
looks like im going to just be sitting around and not swing trading for a few days until we go much higher.

>>13786326

Based wojack

>>13783731
I will have a beer. I sold the top so I pay for this round, frens.

>>13786850
Back to /pol/ with your simplistic reductionist retard goggles view of society, faggot

>>13786155
GOD I LOVE GAY GIRLS!

I want /u/ to leave.

>>13786850
YikeS at your IQ!

>>13787201
I am NEVER fucking selling.

Based thread, I'll have a Proper Job

>>13784447
Oh no, the poor kitchen wagies. Do they hold any link? Will they be free like us? Please tell me they have link

>>13786547
>>13786936
>>13786917
>>13786937
Here we go bois, cheers to Mr. Anon over there >>13786963 for buying this round

>>13787315
I unironically quit my kitchen wagie job a week ago feels good man.


Kitchen waging in a vietnamese kitchen is HARD!

Fuck VIetnamese people.

THIS SHIT IS FINISHED

$.50 BY MAINNET

>Grandma died this morning after suffering with dementia
>LINK is down

At least I'm still up.

If link hits $100 my stack will be worth about $40million burger bucks, how likely is this lads? Surely not for somebody like me

>>13787332
Ahhh shit it's still going down

Where da yayo at?

>>13787399
Damn, I'll only be worth 5 mill in that case. So probably, yeah

>>13787378
Jeez it sucks that she had dementia Anon, my grandmother died recently as well. And my friends grandmother had dementia and even used to think I was her grandson. It's a terrible illness and I hope your ok.

And Link?

Don't worry about the price so much, we are going to 1000$ USD by the end of 2022. Just HODL, try and get your mental and physical health up to standard so once you cash out your linkies you can live a super fulfilling life!

>>13787378
My grandma had the same fate anon. Honestly, watching a loved one suffer with dementia is awful. It's better that she can finally rest in peace.

>>13787431
Hold your linkies frens.

I hope you all have the resolve to HODL until you make it :)

>>13787399
even if this shit goes to 5 dollars withing the next two years youll be happy

>>13787399
Checked. You're gonna make it anon.

>>13787399
Anon imagine if you bought ETH at 30 cents.

That is what it is like holding LINK right now.

>*Ahem*
Well gents, it looks like we're going to be stuck in this room a while longer. I'm closing down the bar for the evening but first I want to leave you with one last feel.

>>13787820
Thanks bartender, stay stinky