Imagine being a No-Linker

[Anonymous No.13770313]

imagine being a no linker
I can't
I literally unironically cant
I've held since the beginning
"what's a no linker?" you might ask
a no linker is someone who doesn't hold chainlink
there is even a worst version of a no linker
a no linker that knew about it, but didn't buy
now, don't feel bad about not knowing
most people didn't know
just like most people didn't know what Google was at the beginning
in order to have even known about buying it at the beginning, you had to have been browsing an anime image board at a certain date at a very certain time
If you were lucky to even be on at that time, you then had to see a post with an ethereum address from an anime avatar that said essentially "dude trust me, but you won't see it for months"
and on top of all that you had to be insane or autistic enough to actually send money to that address knowing that you could be scammed.
I did. I was that insane
and you know what
that isn't the craziest part
this is the story of Chainlink
this is how a bunch of nerds made it rich

[Anonymous No.13770343]

was trying to trade my way to 10k. now I'm just short of 1k.

eternally btfo.

waiting on other shitbags to moon so I can grab more but time value is working against me

[Anonymous No.13770352]

>>13770343
>was trying to trade my way to 10k. now I'm just short of 1k.

You had 2 years to accumulate.

[Anonymous No.13770379]

>>13770352
you only buy 1 thing in this space?

[Anonymous No.13770454]

>>13770379
>you only buy 1 thing in this space?

If you haven't learned of the wisdom of biz in predicting Antshares at 17 cents and Ethereum when it was below a dollar, I don't know what to tell you besides there's a reason the hivemind have been so fixated with this project. Consider biz equivalent of the best biz ideas and opportunities circulating online.

Why would very smart autists scrutinize a project-- and by that I mean every element from team members and their previous associations down to the opportunity horizon for smart contracts for the legacy payment system.

Since you haven't been around long, the only thing worth saying is watch history in the making.

There are people in /biz/ who, like me, have followed this project closely and were so confident in their investment that they participated in FUD for boredom in the heyday.

[Anonymous No.13770479]

>>13770379
Chainlink, which will be used to connect the blockchain world to each other as well as the internet world we are currently living. With the launch of Chainlink network an abundance of data which used to be inaccessible will be able to flood into blockchains through external adapters.
Chainlink’s purpose is to serve as the internet connection for blockchain, which will finally enable blockchain to reach its full potential. Smartphones did not gain traction until 3g and 4g data networks were spread and available throughout the whole world enabling every single participants to connect to the internet, the same thing is about to happen in the blockchain world.

[Anonymous No.13770508]

We already made it. What happened is that we made it so fast that most of our limited perception cannot comprehend the rapid onslaught of success in our lives. Our conscious is projecting a "false reality" where we have not yet made it because if it let us realize that you we made it, it would be too much of a shock to our mind and body.

So the only thing left to do is wait until your mind and body can catch up with reality in a safe manner. When that happens you will know you have made it, but rest assured we have made it already.

[Anonymous No.13770656]

If chainlink is so good why isn't it even on Robinhood?

I'm only caring about this crypto shit because swinging it is doing almost as well as stonks. I don't want to fucking buy a sketchy internet money wallet.

[Anonymous No.13770683]

>>13770454
>>13770479
>>13770508
>>13770313
thank you based OP I was a filthy no-linker before because I'm a total newfag but I have a comfy stack now. Without you shilling the memes I likely wouldn't even know about it

[Anonymous No.13770693]

>>13770683
welcome brother

[Anonymous No.13770698]

>>13770683
It's not FOMO. The idea of FOMO is a CIA psyop propagated by reddit and John Oliver. This is called a life-line. Grab the life-line before it's too late and before the booms' day when the US dollar collapses in response to HK trade treaty getting revoked

[Anonymous No.13770727]

>>13770683
Welcome, and enjoy your wealth.

[Anonymous No.13770784]

The unpleasant life cycle of nolinkers:

2018: “I should have bought at $0.17“

2019 : “I should have bought < $1

2020 : “I should have bought < $100“

2022: “I should have bought < $1000“

2025 : “I should have bought < $10000“

2030 : “I should probably kms"

[Anonymous No.13770965]

>>13770656
Friends?

I’ll be honest, I like that your meme rhymes with stink, and that you’ve embraced it.

[Anonymous No.13770977]

>>13770965
>>13770656
Here’s that attention you crave so much, cuck.

[Anonymous No.13771009]

>>13770977
I j-just want a babby’s Intro to crypto for boomer investors plz

But the (you) is still nice, tyvm

(Buy Lowe’s tomorrow at the open and sell at the close btw)

[Anonymous No.13771137]

>>13770965

robin hood a bunch of thieves have they let you use bitcoin yet or are you still in fake stock

[Anonymous No.13771171]

>>13771137
I'm in BTC and ETH

Also some solid stonks like MCD, UNH, Merck, etc

[Anonymous No.13771197]

I've been having the same tldr schizo rambling monologues stuck in my head every day for a year now, pretty sure this is actually some psyop orchestrated by the deep state to keep us occupied instead of focusing our weaponized autism magick on political outcomes