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so my parents think im gay because they overheard me mutter "Sergey. my lord. my master" under ny breath.

i only do that when im alone to make myself laugh but ive been caught. how do i tell them im not gay

>> No.13722529

>>13722518
if sirgay said suck it, would you ?

>> No.13722535

>>13722518
virgin neet living at his parents

>> No.13722556

>>13722518
Bearish

>> No.13722557

>>13722529

no

>> No.13722560
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13722560

>"Sergey. my lord. my master"

>> No.13722604

>>13722557
youre not a true marine bro.

>> No.13723319

>>13722557
never gonna make it

>> No.13723335

>>13722557
If you're not gay for chainlink, then what exactly are you?

>> No.13723347

Embrace the gay anon

>> No.13723425

>>13722518
They KNOW you're gay because you hold chainlink

>> No.13723633

>>13722518
I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Sergey would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Sergey is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

>> No.13723639

Just explain the meme

>> No.13723672

>>13723639
there's literally no easy way to explain it lmfao
if op tried his parents would just have more questions

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>>13723639
Then they will really think he is gay anon

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>>13723639
whatever you do don't do this

>> No.13723723

>>13722518
Offer to have sex with your mother. This will prove nothing is wrong with you.

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13723829

>>13722560
KEK

>> No.13723861

>>13723680
>>13723691
>>13723672
Wrong. He can tell them about pregnant Sergey

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>>13723633
I'm actually starting to find this funny

>> No.13723878

>>13722518
that's a yikes from me anon. they will always think you are gay behind your back, even if you get a gf, they may think it's your alibi gf... you fucked up. maybe show them this thread....

>> No.13723887

>>13722557
you poor fool...

>> No.13723911

>>13722557
You'd give a bit of false resistance to get him going. Good.

>> No.13723988

>>13722518

Just tell them the truth; That you're in a corporate cult that worships an entrepreneur that might someday make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. I'm sure they'll understand.