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13698469 No.13698469 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw living in my filth
>haven't showered in at least a week
how do I short my own life? I'm serious, I'll be rich.

>> No.13698474

by becoming an hero

>> No.13698484

>>13698469

I just cleaned my apartment listening to a Neon Indian album then had a shower.

Do it anon, you have no idea how good it feels to have clean surroundings.

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13698496

Showers are fucking comfy though

>> No.13698497

Your stock is hard to borrow and can't be shorted. Your parents already sold every share short.

>> No.13698498

what are insurance policies for, let me just sign this contract with kikanaughty(I mean the devil).

>> No.13698515

>>13698469
>be me, NEET living with my parents
>sold runescape gold for btc from 2014 onwards, so have comfy amount that will sustain me once my parents pass
>haven't showered in nearly a week
>open my legs after a 18 hour session of apex legends
>immense, ripe stench that makes me gag

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13699075

Your balls must smell like an old high school janitor closet.

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13699266

>>13698469

>> No.13700383

>>13698469
>Tries to short something when it's already at 0
Oh anon, I'm guessing you're also bad at trading

>> No.13700648

Shorting your own life is just doing scams everyday.