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13687514 No.13687514 [Reply] [Original]

/biz/ this Chainlink thing is actually promising. I always had fun trying to spam the catalog with duplicate posts/pictures in the last six months (>wearing pants, we moonin boys or Link-chan wishes you a life of wealth and happiness) just for laughs, but I never invested one cent in the project. In fact, I don't even have a crypto portfolio. And on top of that, I'm fucking poor. But the memes are getting to my head and I don't want to miss the train, every time I check coinmarket cap or that other website I see the price fucking raising. I always thought mainnet wouldn't happen or that it was a scamand now I realize I might be missing what could be a one time opportunity. How can I acquire money before may 30th? I'm 20, currently a student with little to no job experience and of course no actual marketable skills.

>> No.13687533
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13687533

fuck u faggot we goin without u

>> No.13687537

>>13687514
here's a better question- why the fuck are you even on biz?

>> No.13687539

>>13687514
Go work the streets tonight.

>> No.13687547

Keep spamming the catalog. That is your calling you’re not meant to make it

>> No.13687551

>>13687514
Kneepads.

>> No.13687567

>>13687514
wow, you actually fell for "link is a meme" meme.
you fucking morong I have been shilling link here for 1.5 years straight, and i wasnt doing it for fun, I actually blieved in my investment.

you sound like a complete retard dude

>> No.13687576

>>13687514
mow some lawns

>> No.13687585

>>13687514
You still have a lifetime to find the next moon mission.

>> No.13687588
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13687588

>>13687514
STINKY LINKY

>> No.13687598

>>13687514
literally me on my sailboat in the not so distant future

>> No.13687621

>>13687533
Based

>> No.13687632

>>13687514
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!
EVERYTHING IS ENERGY AND VIBRATION
ATTUNE YOUR VIBRATIONS TO MATCH THAT OF MONEY AND IT WILL FLOW TO YOU

MEDITATE DAILY AND VISUALIZE LINK REACHING $1000 IN THE PRESENT MOMENT FROM YOUR HEART CENTER

>> No.13687634

>>13687547
You're right. I'll just do that, then.

>> No.13687655

Once it breaks the dollar mark, we are off to the races

>> No.13687669
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13687669

sell anything you have
pic related.

i sold my car 2 years ago

my portfolio is now about 395,000 USD thanks to link


thhe meme magic is with link

i didnt think twice

>> No.13687673

>>13687514
kek nolinkers and swinglinkers will burn

>> No.13687676

>>13687632
YOU ARE A MANIAC

>> No.13687903

>>13687669
Good idea! I only own used game consoles but I'll have around 100-150€ which could be a nice sum, can't start with nothing.
>>13687551
I think I'll acquire some. But where to promote my services

>> No.13688239

>>13687514
you think you're acting retarded but you fundamentally are