WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.13684015]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.13684027]

>>13684015
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.13684029]

>>13684015
That's LINK about to break $1 within the next hour

[Anonymous No.13684036]

[Anonymous No.13684038]

>>13684015
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.13684055]

>>13684015
HOLY SHIT THAT GREEN DILDO UP MY ASS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.13684062]

Bull flag formin

[Anonymous No.13684099]

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[Anonymous No.13684102]

>>13684015
nice bought back yesterday just under 10k
comfy
whats the sell target faggots?

[Anonymous No.13684105]

The iexec lies were proven false

[Anonymous No.13684117]

>>13684105
Wrong.
iExec makes link obsolete.

[Anonymous No.13684119]

>>13684102
50K SAT

[Anonymous No.13684126]

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[Anonymous No.13684128]

>>13684117
>Spamming/flooding.

[Anonymous No.13684131]

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[Anonymous No.13684142]

>>13684117
kek. cope

[Anonymous No.13684143]

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[Anonymous No.13684149]

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[Anonymous No.13684153]

>>13684099
No way...Is that actually young serger?

[Anonymous No.13684186]

imagine being a no linker
I can't
I literally unironically cant
I've held since the beginning
"what's a no linker?" you might ask
a no linker is someone who doesn't hold chainlink
there is even a worst version of a no linker
a no linker that knew about it, but didn't buy
now, don't feel bad about not knowing
most people didn't know
just like most people didn't know what Google was at the beginning
in order to have even known about buying it at the beginning, you had to have been browsing an anime image board at a certain date at a very certain time
If you were lucky to even be on at that time, you then had to see a post with an ethereum address from an anime avatar that said essentially "dude trust me, but you won't see it for months"
and on top of all that you had to be insane or autistic enough to actually send money to that address knowing that you could be scammed.
I did. I was that insane
and you know what
that isn't the craziest part
this is the story of chainlink
this is how a bunch of nerds made it rich
*don't stop me now -queen playing to the background of link memes*

[Anonymous No.13684192]

can u guys plz push it to 15k please and thank u

[Anonymous No.13684230]

I like to add the "Choppiness Index" to my charts. When the energy runs down low the trend will likely discontinue. THe weekly energy is still half full from this latest pump. We stil have a lot more room to move upwards. I'm not a robot.

[Anonymous No.13684241]

Just sold
now bring it back to 10k plz

[Anonymous No.13684307]

Swinglinkers get the rope. I warn you. Do not underestimate meme magic.

[Anonymous No.13684309]

>>13684015
man my market making bot keeps getting wiped out by these faggot pumps, but at least the underlying asset is more than making up for my losses. I might just turn it off at this point

[Anonymous No.13684316]

SWIFT

[Anonymous No.13684323]

>>13684316
>T
SHARPIES worked

[Anonymous No.13684328]

For me its the chicken burger

[Anonymous No.13684336]

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[Anonymous No.13684385]

>>13684309
All swinglinkers, Binance chinks, algos and bots will get the rope on the day of the vertical singularity

[Anonymous No.13684388]

>>13684307
This. Do not swing trade your LINK. You WILL lose.

[Anonymous No.13684412]

>>13684388
its one of the best coins for swing trading
literally moves with BTC, so even if it dumps it maintains its peg to BTC

[Anonymous No.13684420]

>>13684015
It was the iexec guys dumping their bags for link

[Anonymous No.13684429]

just bought back, just under my sell price
now pump it to 15k plz

[Anonymous No.13684435]

close your eyes, try to clear any thoughts you are having
Take long, slow, deep breathes and put all your focus and attention onto your breathing
iiiiiiiinnnn.................... ooooooooooooouuuut
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...$1000 eoy I smell?

VISUALIZE yourself becoming rich through your LINK investment
ANTICIPATE the things you will buy with your new found abundance of wealth
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of LINK I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?

Now open your eyes, look in a mirror, and recite these affirmations (use/add your own that is relevant to the reality you want to create once you make it)
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..
It's important to do this when you wake up and before you go to bed, but do it as often as possible. Also hold the image and idea of us making it and LINK being worth $1,000 or more in your mind as you fall to sleep.

WHEN WE DO THIS COLLECTIVELY MY LINK BROTHERS, THE UNIVERSE WILL SEE TO IT THAT CERTAIN EVENTS, PEOPLE AND CIRCUMSTANCES WILL ALIGN AND BE ATTRACTED TO US - THAT WILL ALLOW OUR DESIRE TO MANIFEST INTO REALITY!
I love you all

[Anonymous No.13684445]

I only have 35k but feels like its not enough... anybody feel this way?

[Anonymous No.13684447]

>>13684323
dis

[Anonymous No.13684455]

༼ つ _ ༽つ CHAINLINK TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ _ ༽つ

[Anonymous No.13684460]

I love this fucking timeline

[Anonymous No.13684462]

>>13684445
I feel like you’ll have $350k-$700k

[Anonymous No.13684466]

fuck me with that big green cock daddy

[Anonymous No.13684477]

>>13684445
it's never enough, however to get a sense for your relative place, in terms of supply, 1000 Link = 21 BTC. have fun thinking about that with respect to what you know about link.

[Anonymous No.13684478]

>>13684445
22k here brother. Here's how I feel about my stack: If I hold for 10+ years, I could probably be fuck-you rich. If I hold for 5+ years, I'll never have to work again in my life. If I hold for 2+ years, I will be able to choose an occupation I enjoy regardless of the salary, buy a nice home, and feel comfortable and cozy. With 35k you'll be fine, friend.

[Anonymous No.13684513]

>>13684388
I used to think this. I was so worried that I'd be short during the 'singularity' that I'd never sell, even after massive, unsustainable pumps. Then I realized the singularity won't happen and people that hold through this shit are just bagholding. Being honest, I only make 50k per year. At most that's 50k links I can accumulate per year. But swingtrading I can make that in a couple trades with very little downside.

[Anonymous No.13684536]

>>13684513
Yes because you will never lose links swing trading.

[Anonymous No.13684558]

>>13684477
Chekt + we’re all gonna make it pilled

[Anonymous No.13684559]

finally going to make it

[Anonymous No.13684564]

>>13684536
I've lost a few but I always keep stops in place. Believe what you want but you're literally leaving money on the table. You're dumb if you're swingtrading all the time, but sometimes it's just too obvious.

[Anonymous No.13684579]

>>13684102
1000$ minimum

[Anonymous No.13684589]

>>13684513
How to know the top beforehand? Just ask the people who got burned swing trading eth when it was just a few $

[Anonymous No.13684595]

>>13684564
>pay 0% tax in long term capital gains

>dude just swing trade

No thanks I’ll take 0 tax

[Anonymous No.13684607]

>>13684595
>tax
>Crypto
anon, i.....

[Anonymous No.13684616]

>>13684595
>paying tax on crypto gains

[Anonymous No.13684618]

>>13684015
my eth isn't transfering fast enough
don't leave without me boys

[Anonymous No.13684633]

>>13684616
kek

[Anonymous No.13684636]

Bullflag painted and complete. Next stop 98¢

[Anonymous No.13684642]

>>13684607
>>13684616
To be fair the IRS is not going to let us linkies get away with becoming 8-9 figure millionaires without paying tax

[Anonymous No.13684644]

>>13684513
>i make 50k a year
>i can spend all my income on link
you're either clinically retarded or impossibly genius

[Anonymous No.13684647]

>>13684616
>>13684607
Enjoy your audits

[Anonymous No.13684658]

>>13684642
>>13684647
>being an americuck
feels good living in a 2nd world country where i can get away without paying tax on crypto

[Anonymous No.13684663]

>>13684642
They won't have much say when I'm on my beachfront property in Uruguay

[Anonymous No.13684676]

>>13684642
Can't you simply withdraw at smaller amounts to get around the tax man?

[Anonymous No.13684683]

>>13684323
>>13684447
Power of meme magick

[Anonymous No.13684695]

>>13684102
2.00000000 sats

[Anonymous No.13684696]

>>13684676
There are about 5 million ways not to pay taxes
only poor people pay taxes in the US
accountant here, my boss is a billionaire and havent paid taxes in 10 years

[Anonymous No.13684697]

>>13684636
>he bought?
>dump it

[Anonymous No.13684711]

>>13684513
>swing trade with very little downside

[Anonymous No.13684716]

>>13684658
>implying America isn't a second world country
whew lad

[Anonymous No.13684768]

don't worry, it'll crash back down soon

[Anonymous No.13684844]

>>13684768
Already dropping now

[Anonymous No.13684853]

>>13684844
>he doesn't recognize when a whale is trying to minimize slippage
yikes

[Anonymous No.13684855]

>>13684844
Wow it totally won’t rebound like it has every time the last week

[Anonymous No.13684910]

>>13684855
You guys are going to get justed, being played. Ask why it shot up like it did and watch it not drop back as low as it was. Link is being taken out of circulation, my only thought is what happens after that runs it's course. Will it moon? Lower supply, new money coming in, high visibility and mainnet would indicate... Yes.

[Anonymous No.13684986]

WEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.13685055]

>>13684595
how would you be paying 0% in long-term capital gains tax?

in the US, long-term cap gains tax is 15% or 20% depending on income level.

someone please explain to a brainlet how i can end up paying 0%

[Anonymous No.13685067]

>>13684015
Kek, I dunno but unironically trade swinging link for the first time literally 90 seconds before that 10% gain and FOMO'd at the top and lost my 10% stack

I've learned my lesson and may KEK and Sirgay forgive me. I hope my 12k loss is a good enough offering

[Anonymous No.13685068]

>>13684696
>how would you be paying 0% in long-term capital gains tax?
>in the US, long-term cap gains tax is 15% or 20% depending on income level.
>someone please explain to a brainlet how i can end up paying 0%

[Anonymous No.13685077]

>>13685055
Live in the right countries in Europe

[Anonymous No.13685079]

>>13685055
be a german citizen... 0% tax after one year

[Anonymous No.13685083]

>>13685079
wtfffff

how can i do this as an american?? aaaaagh

[Anonymous No.13685167]

>>13685083
Converted to German you anon
>All the cool kids are doing it

[Anonymous No.13685169]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOKEK

[Anonymous No.13685199]

My ID EOM

[Anonymous No.13685228]

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[Anonymous No.13685358]

>>13684647
just trade inside a Smart Contract

[Anonymous No.13685453]

>>13684644
unironically putting 80% of my income into crypto.....just spitballing the numbers though. i don't realistically expect to get 50k link with 50k USD this year.

[Anonymous No.13685587]

Which of you faggots placed that gay fake sell wall at 12000 sats?

[Anonymous No.13685702]

Link will soon crash. My Green ID and trips will prove

[Anonymous No.13685804]

>>13684015
>>13685777

[Anonymous No.13685847]

>>13685079
>holding 350K Link for 339 days
>26 days left until the year is over
>mainnet launch in 13 days
how fucked am I really now deutscher kamerad?

[Anonymous No.13685940]

>>13684663
Are you from Uruguay? Or planning to retire there?

[Anonymous No.13685981]

>>13685587
me haha

[Anonymous No.13686258]

>>13684853
>>13684855
getting nervous faggots?

[Anonymous No.13686296]

Tfw sold at 15k
Tfw when you bought back yesterday below 10k

[Anonymous No.13686335]

>>13685940
No but it's 90% white and accessible by sea. Good luck catching me glownigs.

[Anonymous No.13686372]

>>13685068
Lurk a year before trying to use greentext.

[Anonymous No.13686615]

>>13684186
It has to be written!

[Anonymous No.13686667]

>>13685068
DO NOT POST FOR 1 YEAR. Lurk first nigger

[Anonymous No.13686842]

>>13685068
what the fuck? who the fuck made you think it was ok to post here newfaggot?

[Anonymous No.13686904]

>>13684616
>tfw double citizenship
>tfw could cash out here without trying to hide anything and just move away, completely above board

[Anonymous No.13686926]

>>13684015
I cant believe Teeka called Link. The normies are coming

[Anonymous No.13686938]

>btc dumps
>link pumps
as usual the transfer of wealth

[Anonymous No.13686970]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.13686974]

>>13686296
going to make it

[Anonymous No.13686979]

>>13684015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwZvm8xUnvw

[Anonymous No.13687036]

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[Anonymous No.13687241]

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[Anonymous No.13687606]

>>13684676
anything above 5k raises red flags (happened to my friend when he was dropshipping), unless thats normal for you (getting paid 5k+) but anything close to 10k will be noticed.

[Anonymous No.13687629]

>>13684015
Congratulations, boys, you made it. I've been accumulating fiat while you guys have been getting rich. I'm upset I don't have anything to invest until now, but I'm proud of you guys.

No matter who you are, what you look like, or how tall you are, I'm proud of you /biz/ness men.

[Anonymous No.13688739]

>>13687629
been telling my dad since link was at 28c, 33c, and 44c.

My last one was at 77c. He thinks investing in a company is a pyramid scheme. i love my old man, but perhaps its my fault to be unable to articulate link to its lowest level.

[Anonymous No.13688767]

>>13685068
thanks newfag you just found a better way than reddit spacing to fuck with /biz/. Have an epic meme picture for your collection

[Anonymous No.13688867]

LINK $1K EOY