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>2021 rolls in Bernie Sanders is inaugurated for president
>Stocks crash instantly, capital flees to crypto initiating a golden bullrun
>Crypto is worth 10 trillion, Bitcoin is worth 200k
>Chainlink moons to 1000 usd
>Bernie gives speech about the 1%'s fleeing to crypto, saying they are all criminals. Slaps a 99% tax on all crypto gains. Sends the IRS to every /biz/ users mom
>All the gains made by /biz/ are spend on welfare and reddit social studies student loans.

Feeling the bern yet /biz/?

>> No.13680998

>>13680984
lots of assuming here

>> No.13681005

>>13680984
i honestly believe the worst that can happen to the US is a Democrat as president. Seriously these people are totally fucking retarded to the maximum

>> No.13681017

>>13680984
OP is larping VERY HARD.

>> No.13681059

>>13681017
Do you even know that LARPing means dumbass?

>> No.13681109
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13681109

>Biden or Trump win
>world is fucked

>> No.13681113
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13681113

>2021 rolls in Andrew Yang is inaugurated for president
>Announces that Bitcoin will be the new currency of the United States, Elon musk opens Twitter

>Stocks crash instantly, capital flees to crypto initiating a golden bullrun
>Crypto is worth 10 trillion, Bitcoin is worth 200k
>Chainlink moons to 1000 usd
>Yang gives speech about the future of humanity and financial freedom, barrs IRS from taxing crypto
>All the gains made by /biz/ are spent on NEETdom in addition to $1000 Yang dollars a month
>The bag remains secure

>> No.13681136

>>13680984
No it will be even worse if Biden gets elected because that faggot will pass some kind of contrived "reparations act" that fucks our coffers even harder. And because he's a "moderate" people will let it slide.

>> No.13681137

>>13681113
>when "there is always an asian who is better than you" applies to the US presidency too

>> No.13681174

>>13680984
I actually bet my tarded friend 0.0135 btc that bernie would not be the next president. Free money as far as im concerned. Never bet on cucks.

>> No.13681199

>>13681113
>Bitcoin is worth 200k as official USA currency
it would be worth sooooo much more if it was the official united states currency. Like no joke maybe even a billion dollars a coin. Easily 10 mil.

>> No.13681216

>>13681113
Wouldn't he want to tax crypto? He would supply ubi that way

>> No.13681229

>>13680984
rich people and corporations need to be taxed. we tried trickle down economics and it didn't work under Reagan and it don't work under Trump either. Nothing trickles down. The corporations just pocket the cash and then proceed to automate more jobs and cut wages even more. it's not sustainable. and unless you bourgies want to fall under the guillotines (again) you had better wake up and get on the right side before it's too late.

>> No.13681232

>>13681136
Whats really going to rustle my jim-jims is when the blacks actually get the reparations, and then demand even more reparations the next election cycle.

>> No.13681249

>>13681216
Doesn't make sense. He's going to implement UBI through a VAT on tech companies.

>> No.13681260

>>13681232
blacks are no problem in communism. there is no welfare in communism. if you don't work you don't eat.

>> No.13681364

>>13681232
They've already recieved trillions in government handouts. Even after the civil war they were handed a bunch of land that was left fallow and the only reason the unis are around is due to government funding.

>> No.13681501

>>13681005
1990s Democrats (ironically Bill fucking Clinton) are about the level of right wing that most people want to be today. Clinton's public face wanted a wall, 0 illegals, castle doctrine for all states, and black gangs to be crushed.

>> No.13681534

>>13681113
>in addition to $1000 Yang dollars
lmao he already changed his pace and said it's for low income only. You won't be receiving money you'll be PAYING for others to receive it. Just like now, but cranked up to 11.

>> No.13681583

>>13680984
>chainlink
>$1000
Sneaky cope OP. Never gonna happen.

>> No.13681614

>>13681534
fReEdUmB dIvIdEnd

>> No.13681775

>>13681534
>said it's for low income only
So its for nonwhites only.

>> No.13681834

>>13680984
Unironically want this to happen. This kind of accelerationism would wake most golems and trump niggers up and spark TDOTR.

>> No.13681891

>>13680984
>2021 rolls in Bernie Sanders is inaugurated for president
Top fucking kek.

>> No.13682236

>>13681534
That is some weak Yang fud
https://www.yang2020.com/what-is-ubi/

>> No.13682273

>>13680984
the markets survived the current mongoloid in the WH, despite him trying his best to fuck shit up

If I was a burger, I would worry about the fact that when a new recession hits, every safety net put in place by Obama has been removed by the current administration

>> No.13682290

>>13682236
He's not going to win and even if he came close he'd get Bernie'd in favor of Biden. He is the chosen one. Their number one goal is to lull whitey back to sleep which is why Trump got in in the first place.

>> No.13682338

>>13682273
Is that you obamaposter?

>> No.13682406

>>13682338
is that you trumptard?

>> No.13682456

>>13682273
actually trump lowering corporate taxes has been the best thing for companies in the last 20 years

>> No.13682469

>>13682406
Why are you so easily offended? That wasn't even meant to be an insult.

>> No.13682514

>>13680984
>>Chainlink moons to 1000 usd
You mean RLC?
LINK is made obsolete by RLC, haven't you heard?

>> No.13683641

>>13681113
>UBI implemented in USA
>51% begin to realize they can vote to get stuff from richer 49%
>49% decreases to 48% and so on
>Rich decide to break away from society, form nation states with one bitcoin one vote
>use weaponized drones to protect borders
>Libertarian paradise with skills-based migration surrounded by seas of failed socialist states