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You're now blacklisted. Be prepared once it all starts to go down

>> No.13621482

>>13621443
enjoy your audit, nothingfaggot

>> No.13621506

>>13621443
>/polshit/
>cryptofag
yep, it's terminal.

>> No.13621522

>>13621482
simply move to a different non-cucked country. and if you're US citizen you're anally penetraded anyways.

>> No.13621534

>>13621443
>claimed crypto on my taxes
>didn't owe anything because i didn't make enough
>bought a dualshock controller with my gainz

>> No.13621554

>>13621534
basedbro

>> No.13621598

>>13621443

I love when poorfags who don't do taxes beyond a w2 think that there is some box you check for crypto. Its literally just entries on an 8949 were you lists assets you sell and a "description" of the property, there is no direct indication its crypto, or any other stupid shit it. It could be yugioh cards or obscure collective shit they have no idea what the fuck it is. Only thing that could automatically flag you for crypto is having an exchange send a 1099, if they did that and you didn't declare crypto on your taxes you're retarded.

>> No.13621606

>>13621522
Lol look at this LARPer that thinks he can go against the government.

Enjoy your nonexistent gains

>> No.13621611
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13621611

>>13621522
>become europoor
>literally no jobs
>stay in US
>jews want all of my money

crypto gave me hope, and it was all taken away once more

>> No.13621632

>>13621482
The odds of the average person being audited are like 0.1%. I’ll take my chances faggot.

>> No.13621639

>>13621598
yes, uncle sam doesnt know every single transaction you did during your pathetic lifespan. do you think this is 1519?

>>13621611
in general you move away from US/EU... just saying.

>> No.13621641

>>13621611
Same here.

>> No.13621954

>>13621506
Jew

>> No.13621985

>>13621482
>IRS: do you have any crypto
>ME: no
>IRS: where did you get all this fiat from
>ME: it was a gift

Holy shit that's all you have to do. Protip keep your fiat exchanges under $10,000 so IRS doesn't track it.

>> No.13621997
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13621997

>>13621443
>not giving to Caesar what is Caesar's

Once the IRs inevitably finds out who traded crypto in large amounts and who didn't, the ones who reported their trades will be saved from the hammer of justice that will come down on you fools

>> No.13622007

>>13621482

>> No.13622012

Blacklisted? From what? No one gives a shit.

>> No.13622028

>>13621997
The shadow of the eagle is vast and they will indeed see you die under it if you do not pay your fucking taxes. It literally takes like 2 hours on bitcoin.tax even if you have to do it manually. Pay your fucking taxes, or 10 years down the line when you've "made it" they'll hit you with fees and interest and legally take every single cent and piece of property you own: while probably also throwing you into prison as well.

>> No.13622038

>>13621985
>>IRS: do you have any crypto
>>ME: no
>>IRS: where did you get all this fiat from
>>ME: it was a gift
>then why do we have records from coinbase gemini binance and bittrex proving you bought crypto

>> No.13622045

USA boys should not hide their their crypto if you have 10k+ usd in a foreign account like binance. You will get unbelievably fucked by fbar. Regular capital gains tax dodging is nothing compared to fbar violations. It is insane

>> No.13622050 [DELETED] 

>>13622038
this.

>>13621997
with that mentality you will never make it. guess why all the millionaires are fleeing from "1st world" countries.

>> No.13622071

>>13621997
>hammer of justice
it's a hammer but it's definitely not justice you cuck

>> No.13622087

>>13622038
this.

>>13622028
with that mentality you will never make it. guess why all the millionaires are fleeing from "1st world" countries.

>>13622045 US citizen should be looking for 2nd citizenship ASAP.

>> No.13622170

>>13621985
Gifts of large amounts are taxed

>> No.13622204

>>13621443
>>13621639
>>13621985
This is how you spot poorfags.

I cashed out over a hundred btc at $16000, and bought a 15-door apartment and several cars to start a taxi business.

Definitely things you can do by "staying under the radar", keeping your purchases secret or smurfing below thresholds.

Not everyone's goal in life is to get enough money just to keep neeting for the rest of their life.

Next time, make it (and actually make it, not just enough for a neet lifestyle), then talk about not filing your taxes. Even I'm not done. I want a huge mansion with my own pool, tons of maids, several luxury cars, and even personal security personnel. May my own private yacht and private jet or helicopter.

I'm not even close to that level yet.

>> No.13622218

>>13622204
Ok but how did you cash out

>> No.13622238

>>13621443
>making more than $5k per year
>paying taxes
>not living on food stamps and playing vidya at the age of 30
not gonna make it.

>> No.13622352

>>13622204
>>13622218
Ugh, rereading it, it seems the sarcasm was not obvious in my post. I meant "definitely NOT things you can do under the radar"

>> No.13622362

>>13621985
inheritance tax

>> No.13622367
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13622367

they knew as soon as we gave away our (((social))) number

>> No.13622388

>>13621598
Plz go on do you know anything about crypto claims for dog-fucking leafs like myself ? Also do binance or bittrex send those forms?

>> No.13622397

>>13622352
Ok got it, so you paid your taxes?

>> No.13622415

>>13622028
>>13622038
Hello beancounting irs accountants. Kys for undertaking your profession of beaureacratic theft.

>> No.13622416

>>13621598
Kek imagine the irs reading about your yoogi oh gains

>> No.13622426

>>13622397
Well of course. You can't get away with making such purchases under the radar. Any huge deposit and the bank starts asking questions.

>> No.13622444

>>13622426
you're now blacklisted.

>Next time, make it (and actually make it, not just enough for a neet lifestyle)
there is no next time, you're blacklisted and they will come for you to get everything

>> No.13622457

>>13622204
So hes not wrong and you felt like bragging about owning a pajeet fleet and a slumblock would make you seem cool. Enjoy dealing with shit tenants and scum who drive cabs, sounds stressful with zero free time as they are each capable of disturbing you with urgent business at any time of night.

I bet you have to get up to wagecuck tomorrow morning. Better get to bed wagie. Dw tho i can sleep in so it hasnt troubled me to enlighten 4channel to the reality of your emotionally charged post.

>> No.13622508

>>13622457
> thinks business owners have to wagecuck
Come back when you've actually made it

>> No.13622516

>>13622444
Get what? Everything I have to pay for is already paid for.

And I actually continually make money now, unlike you fags who are still waiting for your LINK bags to moon

>> No.13622541

>>13622028
Is bitcoin.tax going to dig up all my trades from cryptsy, btc-e, mintpal, cryptorush...no? Then this shitware is worthless to me. I’d actually fuck myself more by going honest.

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>>13621997
>being taxed to pay for your replacement
>justice

>> No.13622554

>>13622087
>US citizen should be looking for 2nd citizenship ASAP.
Heard about this today. Its not really an option if you're not a millionaire though.

>> No.13622570

>>13622554
everything below can not be considered "making it". even 1 million is too low in my opinion

>> No.13622603

>>13622570
I agree, but idk if I'll get that far before the dollar implodes.

>> No.13622787

>>13621611
>hope

serves you right, delusional faggot

>> No.13622821

>>13622038
>using binance and coinbase

>> No.13622936

>>13621985
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Structuring

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13623777

>half of /biz/ during next bull run