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What are some unconventional methods of making money in crypto?

t. leverage trader who is tired of getting btfo in this unpredictable market

>> No.13615811

create a shitcoin to scam /biz/ off

>> No.13615830
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>>13615803
>find a shitty p&d group where they list the coin contenders (surprisingly common)
>find which coin has an obvious pre-pump
>buy it early and sell into all the noobs who buy later on

I've made 200%+ gains on five different occasions using this method, and that was during the bear market. Literally free money.

Also how do I /elliot rodger mode/?

>> No.13615833

>>13615803
holy shit is this a non-hapla rendition of THE supreme gentleman?

>> No.13615840

Stuff 20 miners into a warehouse in the jungles of Venezuela and have a dozen armed men guard it at all times

>> No.13615859

>>13615811
Like Chainlink?

>> No.13615924

>>13615811
my iq is 90 at the most. How am I supposed to create a new cryptocurrency from scratch?
>>13615830
don't know where to find them
>>13615840
requires me to exit my house

I'm destined to be a failure lads. Any more suggestions?

>> No.13615944
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>>13615924
just use google and stuff you sub 90 IQ brainlet

>> No.13615985

>>13615924
>doesn’t want to put any effort in
You are a fucking bitch and deserve to fail in life shit will never be handed to you on a silver platter. Either nut the fuck up and go get or wallow in you own self pity forever.

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>>13615924
It's not exactly hard to find the pajeets
https://upcomingpumps.com/

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>>13616039
How does "believing youre intelligent" makes you a loser?

>> No.13616175

>>13615924
>my iq is 90 at the most
Your best option? Buy something that's been around for 10 years and hold it for 10 more. But you won't do that, will you? You'll insist on donating your money to my holiday fund.