/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.13525925]

>be worth $20 billion
>date this

[Anonymous No.13525936]

>>13525925
You don't understand- Claire has been shilled into a verifiable alt-corporate waifu (check /mu/ if you don't believe me) with "critically acclaimed music and fashion" and putrid empty PC lyrics. This is exactly the kind of SJW bitch a Twitter fraud/pimp like Elon needs

[Anonymous No.13525937]

>>13525925
Elon is a perfect example of a "billionaire" who has yet to make it in life.

[Anonymous No.13525939]

at some point everybody just wants someone we relate to

trophy wives get old quick

[Anonymous No.13525955]

whats the point of living, if ya don't got a dick

[Anonymous No.13525958]

>>13525925
I like elon but he‘s sort of an idiot if you guys know what i mean

[Anonymous No.13525965]

Watching /mu/ go collectively insane after this was one of the best things I've ever seen on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.13525970]

>>13525958
>CEO of Tesla
>worth billions
>idiot
explain

[Anonymous No.13525975]

>>13525965
It was like they found out their white daughter was getting gangbanged by niggers on the reggie (which is the truth)

[Anonymous No.13525976]

>>13525970
Anyone born into wealth can do great things, even if retarded.

[Anonymous No.13525979]

>>13525970
>man in powerful position
>this means he must be a genius

hoo boy you havent been paying attention to America have you

[Anonymous No.13525994]

>>13525976
This. It really is that easy. The path most of these rich fucks take is they burn out and get tired of doing coke and getting drunk in their late 20's, and then they go to their dads and say "daddums, i need money to open a tech startup so i can pay a bunch of pajeets to create a super high-tech JSON parser that i will sell to ZuckerVoss for $10 billion dollars." Daddums will respond "good show my boy. Here's the money plus the keys to your 5th new Audi. Don't total this one like you did to the others. That affluenza defense won't hold up in court forever". Kek.

[Anonymous No.13526000]

>>13525939
my guess is she has a plug for really great coke

[Anonymous No.13526004]

>>13525994
I can't wait until the affluenza defense meme dies and these retards start getting their nuts squashed

[Anonymous No.13526016]

>>13525925
J U S T

[Anonymous No.13526030]

>>13525925
She writes songs about AI and he makes cars drive themselves, what's the problem?

[Anonymous No.13526046]

>>13526030
their ghostwriters typically handle that. elon and claire mostly do drugs and nitpick each others personalities while jonesing for more twitter follows

[Anonymous No.13526050]

>>13526004
>>13525994

>affluenza defense

holy shit americans are so cucked, wtf is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.13526097]

>>13525939
>trophy wives get old quick
I used to go to high school in the States, my friend used to tell me about how her mum married a millionaire...it sucks to be poor in the States.
Anywho go over to her place for the first time, lovely house, cars ect... BUT ffs her mum got out of the pool in this little black string bikini, FUCK ME, the mum was WAY hotter that the 17 Yr old friend of mine. Like Debbie Moore hot!
So we get to taking, the Convo quickly turns to how she only has 6 months left of her 5 year prenuptial. She gets $1MM! For the entire marriage they have been sleeping in separate bedrooms cause he snores...
Fast forward 1 year, she gets her 1MM & the cuck ex husband pays for some other man's kids to go to Uni!
Moral of the story is don't be a cuck & get a trophy wife, fuckin whores!

[Anonymous No.13526101]

>>13526046
If you don't like Elon get fucked.

Martian resources belong to Mars.

[Anonymous No.13526103]

>>13526050
the government is run by layers upon layers of people too dumb to run a starbucks

[Anonymous No.13526108]

>>13526101
It would be hilarious if Elon finally got put in jail after Mars was colonized

[Anonymous No.13526114]

>>13526108
If they're going for Elon they better get him quick. I wouldn't want to fuck with the dude who makes the AI that drives all the cars.

[Anonymous No.13526119]

>>13526004
>kills 4 people
>gets only 2 years in jail
Reminder that this really happened.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2018/04/02/us/ethan-couch-affluenza-jail.amp.html

[Anonymous No.13526184]

He will pump ETHEREUM to unimaginable highs. $100k incoming

[Anonymous No.13526320]

>>13526184
what a delusional pajeet

[Anonymous No.13526373]

>>13525965
fucking this. the grimes threads vanished in a week after the ‘E has a giant dick’ text leaked. /mu/ absolutely MUSKED by based Elon

[Anonymous No.13526391]

>>13525965
Why is this woman a musician or something

[Anonymous No.13526434]

>>13526119
now imagine how many rich kids living fucking ridiculous lives with zero consequences for anything negative, forever

[Anonymous No.13526544]

>>13525976
pathetic low IQ impotent and incapable leftists tell themselves this narrative and shill this to excuse their failure in life.

[Anonymous No.13526546]

>>13526119
Money is all that matters in this world. Get this through your dumbass skulls and you can stop bitching and learn to just play the game.

[Anonymous No.13526549]

>>13525979
another payhetic and incapable leftist
>>13525994
an

[Anonymous No.13526605]

No asian no care.

[Anonymous No.13526612]

>>13525958
I think he's autistic as hell, so to us, he seems very simply in aspects we may be developed in like say socialising and general conversation. However, the man is an idea generating powerhouse and can execute them quite well, he understands business like none us do.

[Anonymous No.13526661]

>>13525925
At least she's white and doesn't act like a wigger

[Anonymous No.13526672]

>>13526661
She acts like a rich spoiled young female retard
>muh artsy music
the stereotype couldn't be more on-point

[Anonymous No.13526691]

>>13525925
wtf lol is wrong with him and u cunts think he is something amazing, fucking crackpot

[Anonymous No.13526697]

>>13525994
haha yikes

[Anonymous No.13526713]

>>13525925

[Anonymous No.13526728]

G R I M E S
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[Anonymous No.13526737]

You can’t beat Grimes cover album

[Anonymous No.13526740]

>>13525925
>be worth $20 billion
>delet this

[Anonymous No.13526764]

>>13525925
She's unironically wearing the pants.

[Anonymous No.13526828]

>it's a biz hates succesful people episode
Do something with your life instead of wanking over chainlink, faggots

[Anonymous No.13526835]

>>13526764
also that bruising in the nook of her elbow, fucking junkie...

[Anonymous No.13526836]

I don't understand how someone can have that much money but won't get themselves an Asian qt

[Anonymous No.13526843]

>>13525970
He isn't an idiot but he has poor judgement when it comes to women. The guy still talks about "soulmates" and shits like that when by this point he should be redpilled af on them.

[Anonymous No.13526844]

So is having a good personality rarer than being good looking? Pussy game is ROUGH.

[Anonymous No.13526860]

>>13526836
because an asian gf will get annoying after a week or so because you will understand that you cannot properly communicate with her and that you have nothing in common with her. Asian gfs are for beta cucks who are too ugly to get a proper gf and they just abuse the fact the asians want to get out of their shithole and are ready to pretty much suck anybodys dick

[Anonymous No.13526963]

>>13526860
Harsh but true.

[Anonymous No.13526989]

>>13525937
Jesus Christ you incels have to get over your fear of death. He has absolutely made it in every possible way bro

[Anonymous No.13527010]

>>13526860
>roastie projecting her hypergamy
This is literally what all women do

[Anonymous No.13527050]

Why does Musky make people seeth so hard?

[Anonymous No.13527070]

>>13526097
>Debbie Moore
Googles that name. Ho-lee-sheet. Are you a literal boomer, we are talking 80s if not 70s reference here

[Anonymous No.13527096]

>>13526835
fucking disgusting. creeps me out, fuck junkies

[Anonymous No.13527129]

>>13526860
you clearly never dated a high earning/high status asian girl.

[Anonymous No.13527226]

>>13525939
THIS

[Anonymous No.13528221]

>>13525939
Exactly. If you are the kind of guy that can go to strip clubs all the time you’ll be fine with trophy wives. I myself can’t stand women being fake and empty so strip clubs are always a bad experience for me, girls degrading themselves for cash is a massive turn off.

[Anonymous No.13528321]

>>13526544
Not understanding the benefits of having a large amount of money as leverage in ensuring connections for something to succeed. Why are you even on this board? Keep spreading your hurr durr leftist nonsense. While ignoring the greater picture that whatever political bullshit you cling on, the Jew owns you. Oy vey shut it down!

[Anonymous No.13528337]

>>13525925
you dont understand autism. get out normie

[Anonymous No.13528361]

>>13527129
a high earning asian girl will eventually leave you for a CEO at the current company she is working for. Sucking off the Managers during her lunch breaks while you're at work thinking "you made it".

xD

[Anonymous No.13528364]

>>13525925
At least he's dating someone instead of you faggots who stay at home all day fapping and shitposting in a Chinese cartoon imageboard.

[Anonymous No.13528417]

>>13527129
my friend is dating an asian google engineer making well over six figures and she is the dominant one in the relationship. I see him like twice a year now

[Anonymous No.13528777]

>>13526860
>>13528361
>>13528417
>t. seething white roastie

While many beta faggots import some desperate jungle gook, that does not mean asian is in any way an inferior choice, or that all guys dating asians are losers.

In fact, there are so few western born/living east asians around, you have to be high status to even have a chance since the competiton for these is higher than for white girls.

[Anonymous No.13528823]

>>13526672
>muh artsy music
Lady Gaga is a great example. She has a great voice, but If it wasn't for her rich parents and her connections, she would be a lounge singer at some dive bar in Long Island unless she sucked a lot of music producer cock. Kek.

[Anonymous No.13529376]

>>13525925

[Anonymous No.13529412]

>>13527010
Retard. That's what you are.

[Anonymous No.13529487]

>>13528777
Nah only tiny dick losers would ever date an Asian girl. Sorry bud go look in the mirror

[Anonymous No.13530243]

>>13529376

Thanks, asshole. Just spilled my coffe.

[Anonymous No.13530252]

>>13529412
Truth hurts roast

[Anonymous No.13530268]

>>13529487
All tiny dicked losers will have to settle for white leftover used-up cattle. Apologies if this trth scares you.
Asian qts are for the high-achievers

[Anonymous No.13530289]

>>13528823
Stfu, she's the only mainstream pop artist that isn't complete trash. She would've reached stardom eventually, even if it would've taken longer and even if she may have not reached the same heights.

[Anonymous No.13530350]

>>13530289
You are one dumb motherfucker

[Anonymous No.13530351]

>>13530268
>Asian qts are for the high-achievers
They're literally just uglier and more autistic white women for dudes who are too intimidated by white women.

[Anonymous No.13530363]

>>13530350
Oh yeah? Well, you're a nigger.

[Anonymous No.13530371]

>>13530351
>uglier and more autistic white women
Bet you either never interacted with a typical roast or are completely self-unaware.

[Anonymous No.13530684]

>>13530289
rip 4chan if this is the type of fag who posts here now

[Anonymous No.13530787]

>>13525925
grimes is talented and cute.

[Anonymous No.13530839]

>>13530684
GIVE ME YOUR CUM, ANON

[Anonymous No.13530864]

Caring about who another man is fucking is about as beta as you can get.

[Anonymous No.13530881]

>>13525925
why buy when you can rent?

[Anonymous No.13531749]

>>13525925
> date this
> drive this
> wear this
you're a fucking normie faggot OP

[Anonymous No.13531758]

>>13530864
This

[Anonymous No.13531765]

>>13530787
and she has a muscular vagina with hard suction

[Anonymous No.13531772]

>>13525965
anyone have a link to the first thread?

[Anonymous No.13531775]

>>13525976
>born into wealth
Except the part where Musk MADE his own wealth

[Anonymous No.13531785]

>>13525994
Unironically neck yourself

[Anonymous No.13531791]

>>13525994
>pay a bunch of pajeets to create a super high-tech JSON parser

[Anonymous No.13531807]

>>13525939
Thats true. Only kids think you havent made it unless you have a trophy wife and a yacht

[Anonymous No.13531815]

>All these SEETHING buttblasted autists

The man has five (5) children already. He has a fucking rocket company and a car company. He's good, he could be dating a fucking prostitute and it wouldn't really matter. He's already made it to the point he is working on going to Mars.

Musk had already 'made it' in the mid 90s or early 00s. He said himself "I could retire to an Island but I want to do other things", or w/e it was.

>Dude he likes fucking crazy chicks what a loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bro

[Anonymous No.13531858]

You (probably) haven't """made it""" yet, so you've still got to make it, then go through all of that emotional turmoil and change, learn how to have some form of restraint, THEN you'll only be where Musk was 20 years (maybe like 5+ companies, numerous rocket shuttles, several 10/10 women gfs, 5 children born, x number supercars crashed) ago

Which begs the question: How does Musk do it?

[Anonymous No.13531898]

>>13531791
>pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.13532116]

>>13529487
Lmao my girl has literally more white guys trying to get her than any white girl I have been with before that. This also happens in extremely racist white eastern euro countries.

My dick is average but I am definitely better looking and more succesful than you faggot

[Anonymous No.13532129]

>>13525925
I'd marry Eva Lovia if I had $20 billion.

[Anonymous No.13532173]

>>13530351
>uglier
You must never have seen an asian girl.
Or maybe your preference is a fat, suntanned blonde that looks like absolute garbage after 21


>more autistic
Implying the extroverted attention-seeking clubbing-addicted, loud, annoying and impulsive white girl is better than the shy, introverted and intelligent asian cutie

Nobody is intimidated by women lmao.

[Anonymous No.13532207]

>>13526843
Maybe he likes damaged women?

He is closed to 50, and already has children. Probably DNA tested them.

You guys view him like a hero, but with a father like he had, Musk might be pretty damaged himself.

In the end, "normal" women might be boring for him, and he only feel good with women as damaged as him.

[BSV will win No.13532451]

>>13526836

[Anonymous No.13532492]

>>13526000
checked
this would explain a lot... or everything

[Anonymous No.13532539]

>>13525925

post a photo of your gf, OP

[Anonymous No.13532558]

>and he only feel good with women as damaged as him

Jesus Christ the delusions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1AdPY73qxo

[Anonymous No.13532617]

>>13526989
Hey MOO MOO's a pretty nice restaurant.

[Anonymous No.13532635]

>>13526989
Shes ugly too.

[Anonymous No.13532639]

>>13525925
kek

[Anonymous No.13532657]

>>13525994
Not even this. They just have the fearless attitude of someone who knows they won't end up homeless if their risks don't pan out, and have the connections and the knowhow (from having seen their family do it) to minimize the risk of failure anyway.

http://sasamat.xen.prgmr.com/michaelochurch/wp/2011/01/30/yes-rich-kids-already-won-the-career-game-heres-why/

[Anonymous No.13532665]

>>13526860
Based and redpilled

Any white guy defending dating an Asian girl needs to neck

>t. White guy

[Anonymous No.13532671]

>>13532657
There is truth to this.

However there’s also truth to the fact that it probably implies something about your genetics if your parents weren’t rich.

Your parents gave you their genes, what’s so different about them giving you their money? Just more poorfag cope

[Anonymous No.13532694]

>>13532671
pretty much this desu.

>people who get rich from nothing have higher intelligence
>intelligence is a genetic trait
>offspring are therefore likely to be higher than average intelligence

especially if they are in the top 0.1%. It implies that they are in the top 0.1% for motivation, perseverance, IQ, etc.

[Anonymous No.13533094]

>>13525939
Thats right

[Anonymous No.13533128]

>>13526836
Um hello, Nicolas Cage?

[Anonymous No.13533132]

>>13526989
Did you know that she is crazy? read up on Johnny Depp and her divorce case. K thanks

[Anonymous No.13533142]

>>13527050
Thats what im saying

[Anonymous No.13533150]

>>13528364
:o

[Anonymous No.13533156]

>>13529376
lol!>>13530787
Like!