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WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD DYING

I wanted to make it with my frens but now I'm worried I should go see a doctor. I've had blood in my stool fairly regularly and sharp pain in my gooch intermittently. I'm probably fucking dying too and I just can't afford to know it, holy fuck.

WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

>> No.13525756

>>13525735
>blood in stool

Got a c scope and was diagnosed with Ulcerative colitis. I'd get it checked brah, although I have no idea how much a scope costs in mutt land.

>> No.13525762
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>>13525735

You've just been sitting on your lazy ass too much surfing biz and got a hemorrhoid. Drink some metamucil and try not to strain too much.

>> No.13525805

>>13525735
We're all dying fren...

>> No.13525821

>>13525735
When the Lord calls you to his kingdom you don't go to a doctor.

>> No.13525824

>>13525735
You must die in orderto kick off the golden bullrun.

Sorry fren

>> No.13525828

I have blood in my stool on occasion. I think it's hemorrhoids. Job and crypto making me shit blood.

>> No.13525840

>>13525828
same fren.

>> No.13525841

>>13525735
poor diet.
Heal yourself by eating premium raw meat.

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13525848

>>13525735
Lol do a flip faggot

>> No.13525852

Oh man, i have been getting too sick like from two weeks ago, i had 40 of fever, now im getting sick again, i feel i will die soon too

i bet it's some chainlink joke, fucking hell, jesus save me after i die please

>> No.13525956
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I have heart problems for years and its getting worse
the pain is sharp and I'm out of breath really fast I have not left the house in many months now
even going to the toilet is already too exhausting and I piss in bottles
I can feel how I am becoming weaker and its coming to an end it is probably already too late for surgery and hospitals

even writing this is too exhausting and it could be my last post on the internet before I croak
please sergey if you read this please hurry just give me a chance to see link mooning please I want to feel this happiness at least for a couple hours before I die
please make it happen

>> No.13525980

>>13525956
Hahahahahaha