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It has been like this for as long as I remember, but didn't understand it might be a problem until recently.
When I beat my trout, I cum like normal people I guess. Well, almost I think. I can feel my right testicle contract and squirt out its load with quite some force. But the second load, when it's my left testicles turn, is very weak and just dribbles out, and I can bearly feel any contraction in the testicle. They have the same size and I feel no pain, but this can't be normal right? I feel like they should be symetrically strong, and shoot the same amount the same lenght. Anyone else have it this way?

>> No.13506381

>>13506375
just dont fap for like a month then try again

>> No.13506387

>>13506375
Both my testicals fire at the same time, no lag between the shots. Get checked out anon.

>> No.13506410

>>13506375
>jizz shooting out of testicles

Are you fucking retarded? I hope this is a joke.

>> No.13506479

>>13506375
This happened to me for a year in highschool and I get some ghost discomfort every so often. Do your balls also hurt when you cough hard? Do you feel physical pain in your balls when you see someone get injured? We can put this puzzle together as a team.

>> No.13506513

>>13506375
You have lupus.

>> No.13506535

>>13506375
>testicle contract and squirt
What the fuck ?
That'd be as retarded as saying women piss from their anus or something.

>> No.13506543

>>13506375
Be careful with your nuts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slobhI2HXhA

>> No.13506552

>>13506375
there may be a small fold there.
check your testicles right after you cum.
do you feel that there are some squishy stuff around on of them?
also check maybe 5 hours afterward, check if there are still any squishy stuff left (they may be smaller)
i suspect its wrong folding from one of your testicles to your penis.
go check.

>> No.13506559

>>13506410
This. Everyone knows that piss is stored in the balls

>> No.13507441

Have you tried to squeeze the malfunction testicle has you're about too shoot the second load? Maybe this will retrain it

>> No.13507960
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13507960

>>13506375
>testicle contract and squirt out its load
huh?

>> No.13507978

>>13506375
cancer
soon you gonna need diapers like creg do

>> No.13508011
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13508011

>>13506375
Prostate. Look it up and thank me later.