/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.13503989]

> tfw you missed the biggest opportunity in 2009-2011 instead of buying and mining Bitcoin you were buying and playing FUCKING video games.
> tfw you missed every opportunity of interacting with every girl you’ve met in high-school/college
> tfw you are now 24 yo Kissless Virgin trying to cope in front of everyone around you that you didn’t succeed of having any relationship with any girl and you don’t know how to talk to them.
> tfw Bitcoin is your last resort in this life
I’m Anon and I’m the Kissless Virgin who will never sell until I make it and have a waifu either I die buying or bobo die selling.
DO YOU HEAR ME BOBO I WONT SELL FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.13504001]

Get in on bnb. It’s the first year and it’s mooning already.

[Anonymous No.13504037]

>>13503989
> tfw you realise we're in same fucking boat

[Anonymous No.13504078]

No please make it stop!

[Anonymous No.13504083]

>>13503989
Enough

[Anonymous No.13504121]

>>13503989
DELETE THIS

[Anonymous No.13504141]

>>13503989
I know how you feel fren

[Anonymous No.13504144]

>tfw I didnt even realize what I was doing wrong in high school, I had such low self esteem that flirting with girls didnt even seem possible (also terrible, 1 in 100 at most levels of acne)
>no real friends in college, clueless as how to cold approach someone with no real in
>now 22 khv and I get next to no matches on tinder because im really average looking
REEEEEE

[Anonymous No.13504166]

>>13503989
WTF why am I reading my story REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.13504195]

>>13503989
How the fuck did we end up on the same fucking boat and the same image board site this is fucking a miracle

[Anonymous No.13504214]

>>13504195
I don’t know fren

[Anonymous No.13504223]

>>13503989
>>13504195
This is a fucked up situation

[Anonymous No.13504231]

>>13503989
They won't get away with this

[Anonymous No.13504239]

You should only feel bad about the bitcoin one, the rest you never had a chance to begin with

[Anonymous No.13504267]

Hello I am also you but I my min wage job comes with benefits at least.
ffffFFFFUUUCK
IT'S NOT ENOUGH
I WASTED MY YOUTH ON 4CHAN FUUUAAAAAAAAAUUUUUAAAAAAAHGGHHHGGHGGG

[Anonymous No.13504286]

I like it here

[Anonymous No.13504301]

>>13504195
Are we on 4chan because we're this way or are we this way because we're on 4chan? I've been here since I was like 13 and I always have this nagging feeling that I could have been a normalfag getting laid if this site didn't fuck my mind up.

[Anonymous No.13504309]

>>13503989
>tfw I get into new crypto in hopes that it will escalate just like bitcoins did and be filthy rich in a few years but on the back of my mind I know that's never gonna happen

[Anonymous No.13504327]

>>13503989
Everything here except I'm 31.

[Anonymous No.13504349]

>>13504327
About to turn 32.

[Anonymous No.13504357]

>>13504001
ironically, after its pump, this.

[Anonymous No.13504358]

>>13504301
same since 14 but Ive thought about it a lot and I dont really think it was the site that did me in. for me, I think almost all of it is stemming from genetics, with a little helping of over protective parenting sprinkled in

[Anonymous No.13504365]

btc id checkem

[Anonymous No.13504456]

>>13504301
I think it's the first part. I'm a normalfag and I came here when I was 13, first to /b/ then to the more normal, blue boards because the people there were more insightful or at least it seemed like. I was en route to be a NEET then I discovered the dark web, LSD, Bitcoin and /biz/ and it's made me pretty wealthy independently, from career advice to shitcoin recommendations.

[Anonymous No.13504604]

>>13504301
first one
I've had stints in my life where I was extremely social, but it didn't change the autism. kek
nowadays I really prefer the shut-in lifestyle

[Anonymous No.13504686]

>>13504144
Maybe your pics are shit.
Maybe your bio is shit.

[Anonymous No.13504691]

>>13504301
I feel like I'd be much worse off in life if I never found 4chan, I'd be weird AND lonely. 4chan isn't the cause of our personalities, its just a natural meeting point for people like us.

[Anonymous No.13504709]

>>13504327
Also 31, been here since day 1 of 4chan
>the ride never ends

[Anonymous No.13504739]

>>13504691
True, this hellhole has kept me from an hero for half of my life. Has also been a great teacher and helped me avoid fucking up my life worse than it is.

DO NOT DESPAIR, OP!
I WILL HOLD UNTIL I MKAE IT!!!!1!!

[Anonymous No.13505028]

>>13504686
lol nice brag post
you steal that from r9k?
anybody with that many matches is a 7.5/10 in looks minimum

[Anonymous No.13505234]

>>13505028
Thanks for the compliment then, but my point still stands. When I dled tinder last year I got shit matches until I improved my pics and bio.

[Anonymous No.13505246]

>>13504686
Check out them boobies on Belle my nigga.

[Anonymous No.13505302]

>>13505246
Some pretty good titties yeah.

[Anonymous No.13505339]

>>13504686
chad aesthetics genetics guaranteed. go away

[Anonymous No.13505389]

>>13505302
>>13505234
whats your main pic? solo? outside? active? shirtless? did you edit it?
Is bio goofy? people say ima 9/10 but only get 1/3 hits you do, but my bio is trying to be funny carefree so maybe that's why

[Anonymous No.13505398]

>>13505302
also how old are you? at 31 and even 10/10 will you not get those 19 yo Belle boobers?

[Anonymous No.13505436]

>>13505389
No selfies, only pics taken by friends, first pic Im wearing a fittin shirt, second pic I'm shirtless near a waterfall. 3rd pic I'm drinking a beer in a shopping cart, 4th I'm with a female friend laughing, 5th its me doing a ski trick.

bio says my height, flags where I've lived and a one liner

>>13505398
chicks don't give a fuck about your age if you're older/taller than them.

[Anonymous No.13505443]

>>13504686
>what's up
Your banter is horrific. Gj on the matches tho.

[Anonymous No.13505450]

>>13503989
STAND YOUR GROUND SOLDIER !

That feeling when you miss 2009-2011
and also 2019- 2022
don;t make the same mistake WE WILL MAKE IT !

[Anonymous No.13505454]

>>13505443
Lmao thanks.

[Anonymous No.13505504]

>>13505436
nice gonna have to try new pic order, you fit? wonder if would it be too cheesy if i posted 6 pac,

only 6"1 prob cant post that, but will try and cut down bio to a one-liner

[Anonymous No.13505526]

>>13505504
6'1 is good, put it up. Yeah Im fit, but pic is nonchalant, not posing in a bathroom or gym, Im distracted near a waterfall wearing board shorts.

[Anonymous No.13505579]

>>13505526
thx for tips need the trifecta rich, hottie who can cook

[Anonymous No.13505612]

>>13503989
theres more to life than money. i know plenty of rich people. mostly old boomers. but still rich none the less. and guess what? they are fucking miserable. money doesn't buy happiness. in fact all it does is attract attention from the wrong kind of people.

[Anonymous No.13505619]

>>13505526
also, my pic is just of the neck/face like a linkedin pic, guess i need to show torso...

[Anonymous No.13505630]

>>13505579
I matched with this titty monster but her face is not that great... I might push through just for the tits though

[Anonymous No.13505825]

How much BTC do I need to make up for this

[Anonymous No.13505854]

>>13503989
I just don't understand how someone can never have kissed a girl before? Is this an American thing? In the U.K. all my life I'd have to actively avoid kissing to be kissless.

[Anonymous No.13505946]

>>13505854
Kissing greetings are a yuro thing, all Americans believe this. Kissing is an inherent taboo thing here in the US

[Anonymous No.13506240]

>>13504686
>Chad detected
Please leave this board.

[Anonymous No.13506362]

>>13504739
Hodl me bro

[Anonymous No.13506456]

>>13505825
fuck off /fit/ard

[Anonymous No.13506822]

>>13504686
>"Likes" circle has no pixels
>"Matches" circles have pixels
YOU ACTUALLY PHOTOSHOPPED TINDER MATCHES TO BRAG ANONYMOUSLY TO ANONYMOUS PEOPLE ON A CHINESE CARTOON FORUM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHEEEWWWW! Thanks Anon, haven't laughed like that in awhile!

[Anonymous No.13506876]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.13506888]

>>13504327
34
I'm here since ammmmm, you guys remember Boxxy, r-right?

[Anonymous No.13506924]

I was 12 playing GTA IV back in 2009. The thing is that I was happy so I thought things will resolve itself by the time. I never imagined the shitshow my life would be after 2012

[Anonymous No.13507396]

>>13506924
What happened?

[Anonymous No.13507486]

>>13506822
I can tell you never had a match, because that's exactly how it looks in the Android app.

>Imagine being this buttmad at some anonymous degenerate and his roastie app in a Nepalese basket weaving forum that you start seeing pixels

[Anonymous No.13507498]

>>13505946

why can't be fucking a greeting yuro thing? we have contraception people, love is kill, may as well make it a greeting custom

[Anonymous No.13507583]

>>13503989
>>13504037
>>13504083
>>13504121
>>13504078
>>13504195
>>13504231
>>13504301
>>13504327
>>13504349

heh, atleast we have each other, r...right ?

[Anonymous No.13507803]

>>13503989
KILL ME

[Anonymous No.13507808]

>>13507583
kek this

[Anonymous No.13507818]

>>13503989
this except i'm also balding at 22

[Anonymous No.13507871]

>>13504349
>>13504327
40 here, got my first real gf at 35 at which point I lost my virginity
don't lose hope frens, she might be right under your nose and you don't realise it yet
she's no stacy or thot, but she's the one you always have been able to level with

[Anonymous No.13507899]

>>13507871
Get a load of this fucking loser lmao

[Anonymous No.13508040]

>>13504301
I'm on 4chan since I'm 15 and I'm unironically a Chad with wife and quadruple digits monthly salary (not counting expenses)

[Anonymous No.13508045]

>>13508040
I'm practically 30 btw

[Anonymous No.13508049]

>>13507899
At least hes happy as you for you, sense a lot of anger within.

[Anonymous No.13508162]

>>13506822
Im lmaoing at your life, have you ever gotten a match on it? That'd explain your post.
Dont despair friend, Im sure you're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.13508180]

>>13504301
>Are we on 4chan because we're this way or are we this way because we're on 4chan?
I started going on here since I was 23 and I can confirm that it's the first one.

[Anonymous No.13508192]

>>13503989
I dont come here for these feels

[Anonymous No.13508213]

>>13506924
Did we all not have a proper male figure in our lives as a role model of how to behave with women?

[Anonymous No.13508218]

>>13507871
>she might be right under your nose
I'm not gonna have sex with my mustache

[Anonymous No.13508871]

>>13508218
kek

[Anonymous No.13509061]

>>13503989
Shut up shut up shut up damn you
Fuck you. I hate you just like I hate myself. You fucking mirror.
Go away. I can't stand to look at you.

[Anonymous No.13509450]

>>13509061
kek the feelings damn it

[Anonymous No.13509490]

>>13503989
Youve gotta be able to laugh at yourself

[Anonymous No.13509623]

>>13506888
boxxy liked a tweet of mine years ago

remember that thread where a dude bought a pizza for thousands of bitcoin? i think about it everyday fren

[Anonymous No.13509716]

>>13503989
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.13509965]

>>13509716
kek how many Kissless Virgins are here

[Anonymous No.13510057]

>>13509623
>think about it everyday fren
Pls don't do it fren
it hurts too much

[Anonymous No.13510064]

>>13503989
im sorry the deep web made my skitzo come out and the hospital meds derailed everything

[Anonymous No.13510084]

>>13504309
Probably not fren. 2009-2011 BTC was a once in a lifetime event. Trust me, I feel like necking myself whenever I think about it as well

[Anonymous No.13510107]

We all literally just have Aspergers. Go check the wikipedia article, it's like I'm reading something written specifically with me in mind, I'm sure it's the same for you as well. And since it's inherited and 90% of all behavior in general is inherited, there was nothing any of us could ever hope to do to prevent it. It's literally not our fault, it was bound to be like this. Let it go and stop blaming yourself and enjoy what limited time you have here on this wretched Earth in whatever ways you can. I for one enjoy vidya and shitposting and lifting weights.

[Anonymous No.13510154]

I only want some playground money to invest into something else. I'm long gone forgotten about getting rich from this.

[Anonymous No.13510980]

>>13510107
Kek

[Anonymous No.13511082]

>>13504686
Tinder matches are the real shitcoins

[Anonymous No.13511141]

>>13510107
If I had money, all my problems would go away.
Girls would love me and people would respect me.
Everyone would stop thinking I'm weird and they would all like me.
It's all because I don't have money. If I had that, all my problems would go away and I would be happy.
If only I just had money...

[Anonymous No.13511247]

>>13504349
Already 32 here

[Anonymous No.13511428]

>>13503989
thats too much man.
cant prevent the feel to overflow.

[Anonymous No.13511554]

>>13504686
They have to actually answer you you dumb boomer “alycia with a y” holy fucking boomer

[Anonymous No.13511570]

I like to think in the alternate universe where I hoarded BTC and somehow held onto thousands of them until 2019, they ended up being worthless

Yep.. poorfag cope....

[Anonymous No.13511668]

If god exists I'll wake up (as a girl) in 2009 with my present memories and personality, spend all my savings on bitcoin and just chill and be comfy for the rest of my life