Do what /biz/ says

[Anonymous No.13484527]

I followed your advice, frens. I exagerare 1/2 of my resume and I got four interviews.

Now how do I prep for the interview, make sure I’m not caught and get the job? (I’ll worry about not getting fired after I get the job)

[Anonymous No.13484583]

>>13484527
learn buzz words for the industry and say them off like you know what is going on.

[Anonymous No.13484661]

>>13484583
Thank you fren.

[Anonymous No.13484698]

Respond to every question with a better question

[Anonymous No.13484709]

>>13484527
No matter what happens act like your are winning, confident, and don’t get tripped up on all the spaghetti in your pockets.
I have hid the spaghetti in my pockets for over a year at this office

[Anonymous No.13484814]

Three secret sayings to helps you

"Im a little nervous but very excited to meet with you about this job opportunity! Do you mind if we start with a quick, informal introduction, perhaps a little about yourself to start off?"

" I have an understanding of the position overall, but what is the day to day routine in the office? What can I expect from management and what do you expect of me?"

"I was fired/released/terminated on uneasy terms, there was alot of misunderstandings but its behind me now, and I'm ready to move on. I will elaborate only if necessary."

"Thank you for your time, and hope to recieve a quick response. I have quite a few options and job offers on the table so Im eager to get started at my new job immediately!

[Anonymous No.13484931]

>>13484814
Does this actually work in India?

[Anonymous No.13484943]

>>13484527
literally do the following, I manage a team of 30 people and hired all of them myself
>be confident
>be enthusiastic
>ask questions / offer ideas about the role they are interviewing you for
>make them laugh and literally """just be yourself"""
honestly if you do this and not come off like an autist, you'll get hired desu

[Anonymous No.13485143]

Thank you frens. Great feedback