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https://twitter.com/CloudExpo/status/1122592540035813377

I WANT MY FUCKING MILLIONS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS SHIT ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE THAT'S ENOUGH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.13465385

This is a joke, a fucking big one. You somehow managed to script a world wide joke to fuck with me. There's no other explanation

>> No.13465455

>>13465385
Kek

>> No.13465465

>>13465455
C-checked. Now meme my money into reality already

>> No.13465471

>>13465351
I thought this was your edit, but clownworld surprises me once again

>> No.13465492

>>13465153

>> No.13465493

>>13465471
Looks like a shitty edit indeed, no? So why the fuck is it on the fagexpo account?

>> No.13465494

clown timeline ffs

>> No.13465509

dude what the fuck is this

>> No.13465517

Lmao who the fuck is running that twitter account

>> No.13465537

ahhahahahahahhahahaha
is this life even real
what the ever living fuck is going on

>> No.13465552
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13465552

Lmfao. I've had the cloudexpo event on my calendar since last year but God this is retarded. The shoop isnt even professional quality!

>> No.13465553

This seals the deal boys, Chainlink guaranteed $1000 EOY.

>> No.13465556

>>13465493
I dont know, I'm not even sure I'm alive at this point. The reality of a 700+ days link holder is my craziest experience and I did cocaine for 4 years

>> No.13465574

Chainlink is a scam. Who the fuck are the actual retards falling for this scam STILL?
The idiot above me has fallen for it 700 consecutive days you’re a moron

>> No.13465594

>>13465574
why come in here with your negativity? everyone knows chainlink isn't a scam and all the fud is fucking old and outdated. calm down.
let us enjoy this fucking tweet instead

>> No.13465606

am i swiss cheese?
I have to be because going all in on chainlink must reflect all the holes in my brain

>> No.13465629

At this point im just numb to stuff like this. How long can this gay market stay irrational

>> No.13465634

>>13465351
they are making fun of us

>> No.13465642

BAHAHAHAHA
how the fuck did they even manage that, like just search sergey nazarov cheese or w/e you wont ever find that image. Obviously some fucker behind the scenes who frequents /biz/ made it to fuck with us, damn made me laugh pretty hard

>> No.13465654
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13465654

im here everyday but even i dont know what the fuck is happening anymore

>> No.13465656

>>13465594
When the fud has you down, just remember, "Theoretically, we're all made of cheese." ~ Two Time Exit Scammer With No Product After Two Years, and everything will be better again.

>> No.13465678

chainlink is a ponzi scam that is quickly running out of steam. Its going to be crowded when everyone starts running for the door. Get out while you can

>> No.13465694

>>13465642
Pretty sure it's made on purpose, these expo fuckers are beating the dead memes since a long time retwitting homosex marines

>> No.13465701

>>13465678
this. it is the biggest fucking scam in history so obvious that we are still holding this piece of shit!!!

>> No.13465704

>>13465351
Watched the entire thing -- didn't see that slide. Shame.

>> No.13465711

What the fuck

>> No.13465714

url of the tweet ends with digits

>> No.13465727
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13465727

I'm going to kill myself. LINK has brought me nothing but unimaginable despair.

>> No.13465731

>>13465714
Delet

>> No.13465738
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13465738

It's really going to happen isn't it. This is why true Marines held. Held through sibos. Held through the bull while all other coins ran. Held while squirrels ate their passkeys. Held through countless larps. Held through 2 EOYs. Held through the bleak bear. Held while others swung and fudded every event. Held while Sergey remained silent. Held while clowns honked and ducks quacked. Held while the larp dates came and went. Held while link became a 50¢ stable coin. Held while being called delusional. Held while doing a cheeky bit of fudding oneself. Held while dipping toes into the world of making memes (pic related). Held while rich anons ate steak and drove r8's. Held while being derided for wageslaving. Held while the world tried to part them from their linkies. This is why true Marines held. Strap in boys. Its happening tonight.

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13465751

This shit feels like a fucking fever dream.

>> No.13465764

what the fuck is this gay world

>> No.13465796
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13465796

>>13465351

Pretty damn sure some day i will wake up and all will be a coma dream from a brain aneurysm that happened during january of 2018

>> No.13465855

>>13465796
You're here to stay fren

>> No.13465857

>>13465351
Great, we memed it in to a joke

>> No.13465868

>>13465764
>COW
Yes sirs buy the needful link pls

>> No.13465914

>>13465796
Then you'll wake up and realise your consciousness was actually in my body all along and you were just an NPC who made a post on 4chan for me to read.

>> No.13465919
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>>13465914

we are all frens here ;)

>> No.13465924

>>13465914
Based

>> No.13465931
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13465931

Ok what the FUCK

>> No.13465994
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13465994

>> No.13466002

>>13465351
nad link proves yet again what a fucking joke it is, yet you losers on here will just scream fud and ignore everything with your heads in the sand as sergey runs off with all your money

>> No.13466035

An archive link for this historic moment
http://archive.is/QsrPk

>> No.13466087
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13466087

what does it mean

>> No.13466101

Is this a joke

>> No.13466107

>>13466035
Ain't clicking that shit nigga

>> No.13466137

>45c

>> No.13466196

>>13465914
Was the Holocaust real in your reality? Did Hitler win?

>> No.13466247

Sergey is saying the atoms that make up Cheese are also the same atoms that make up our organs so theoretically, we are cheese.

>> No.13466297

>>13466247
Those are different atoms. Your mom is a whore.

>> No.13466314

>>13465574
Cocaine is an idiot you scam!

>> No.13466315

>>13465351
Why must life be like this?

>> No.13466452

>Stink being treated like the joke internet may may that it is

good

>> No.13466459

>>13466452
Clearly, it's too esoteric for you to appreciate, pajeet.

>> No.13466573
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13466573

I have an 13 inch penis

>> No.13466937

>>13465351

WTF! wow, Sergey Nazarov gettin some love.

Definately the next big name to know in crypto.

>> No.13466949
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13466949

>>13465517

Check mark

>> No.13467047

>>13465351
Lets call this what it is.

Cloud Expo is trying to use biz meme magic to pump their fag Expo conference in June.

>> No.13467062
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13467062

>>13466087
It means we're gonna make it. So sit back, relax and let the good times roll.

>> No.13467067

>>13467047
Smart move yet so dumb given the fact that not a single broke fuck from biz will manage to attend

>> No.13467072

>>13465385

Are you not entertained?

>> No.13467079

>>13467072
Way too much

>> No.13467090

Can someone explain to me the significance of this?

>> No.13467093

>>13465351
We are literally witnessing a legend being bored.

>> No.13467104

>>13467090
Basically, knees are bending at speeds and angles not previously thought possible

>> No.13467125
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13467125

CHAINLINK BTFO BY ASIAN WAIFU!

HOW WILL LINKIES EVER RECOVER?

>> No.13467129
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13467129

>>13465351
>all those weird uncanny samefag Twitter responses

imagine how pathetc that samefag's life must be

>> No.13467131

>>13467125
o nonono how will sergey get an asian gf now

>> No.13467414

>>13467125
TIGER MOMMY NOOOOO

>> No.13467464

>>13465556
>ico10ujd
Ico 10 usd
Link 10 use eoy

>> No.13467471

>>13467125

if she wants to accumulate she needs better fud

1/10... use your math brain and try again

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13467481

Eat shit niggers, cheggum

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13467761

>>13465351
So did the digital media team put one of our memes into their promo material accidentally? Like the time a Finnish Newspaper accidentally put a picture of Pedobear shopped next to Vancouver 2010 Olympic mascots?

>> No.13467772

>>13467481
I bet this makes you feel good about yourself

>> No.13468839
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13468839

>>13467761
Exactly. The memes are serious biz.

>> No.13469023

>>13467761
>accidentally
Imagine the shame, and now it's on fucking purpose.. clownworld indeed

>> No.13469076

>>13467761
That's dutch, not finnish

>> No.13469684

It's legit. wtf

>> No.13469777
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>>13465351
>>13465385
i too am puzzled by these surreal events
and it never stops

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13469786

>>13469777
HOYL FDFUCJ WHAT THE FUCK AM I LIVING IN MY OWN THOUGHT UP REALITY OR SOMETHING
BUT IT CAN'T BE
PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK PRAISE KEK

>> No.13469789

>>13469777
Jesus Christ. Price prediction anon plox

>> No.13469814
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13469814

>>13469777
Holy KeK

>> No.13469839
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13469839

>>13469777
What the fuck... we are going to make it.

>> No.13469876
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13469876

>>13469777

Mother of god

>> No.13469881

bitcoin was created only to prepare world for chainlink

>> No.13469887
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13469887

>>13469789
idk anon, price is relative, just like time... it is innately bound together
i just wish that we manage to make the world a better place and get to build a censorship resistant way of trading, peer 2 peer
fuck all these agents profiting off of people like leeches
i'm just gonna say 13469777 seconds/86400= around 156 days until we break $1 again but the longer term is way more important and hopefully everything that needs to be acheived will be acheived
godspeed

>> No.13469937
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13469937

>>13469777
checked

>> No.13470014 [DELETED] 

Link 300,000 USD eoy 2019

0xcCef123243BFa9A655734fc4eA486d53cf5C0123

Send me sum to share the blessing.

>> No.13470033

>>13470014
Reroll

>> No.13470043
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13470043

>>13469777
praise Sergey

>> No.13470055
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13470055

>>13469777
praise
Sergey

>> No.13470069
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13470069

>>13469777
Sergey praise

>> No.13470077

>>13469777
scam sergy

>> No.13470081
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13470081

>>13469777
pr
ai
se
Sergey

>> No.13470118
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13470118

>>13469777
As an old man, be sensible.
Honor your family.
Test the character of a person.
Control yourself.
Fulfill a favor.

>> No.13470128
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13470128

>>13469777
Obey the law.
Speak plainly.
Shun evil.
Respond in a timely way.
Test the character of a person.

>> No.13470143
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13470143

>>13469777
Believe in good luck.
Guard yourself against your enemies.
Praise the good.
Complete your activities without fear and without shrinking back.
Respect yourself.

>> No.13470158
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13470158

>>13469777
Do not boast about your physical strength.
Do favors for your friends.
Venture into danger with prudence.
Accuse someone (only) when he/she is present.
Shun what belongs to others.

>> No.13470164
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13470164

>>13469777
Do not sign a guarantee when obtaining a loan.
Admire the oracular responses (i.e. the responses of the holy men or women to questions put to them by anyone).
Seek wisdom.
Listen to everyone.
Accept old age.

>> No.13470177
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13470177

We just win.

>> No.13470178
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13470178

>>13469777
Speak (only) when you know.
Use time in an economical way.
As middle-age, be just.
Base your knowledge on learning.
Test the character of a person.

>> No.13470190

LMAO

STINKY LINKIES BTFO

>> No.13470191
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13470191

>>13469777

>> No.13470192

>we aren't living in clown w-

>> No.13470194
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13470194

>>13469777
Exercise prudence.
As an old man, be sensible.
Be accommodated to all.
Use time in an economical way.
Be overcome by justice.

>> No.13470207
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13470207

>>13469777
>>13470077
>>13470177
Be accommodated to all.
Submit tο married life.
Fulfill a favor.
Educate your sons.
Acquire wealth in a just way.

>> No.13470231
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13470231

>>13469777
>>13470077
>>13470177
As a child, be well behaved.
Follow God.
When you have, give freely.
Control your anger.
Listen to everyone.

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13470243

>>13469777
>>13470077
>>13470177
Behave with a friendly and courteous manner.
Know yourself.
Honor divine providence.
Act quickly.
Venture into danger with prudence.

>> No.13470267

>>13469777
I don't ever go on /biz/ and randomly see this on the first refresh of threads. I feel I have stumbled onto something big here

>> No.13470269
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13470269

>>13469777
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, And wisdom to know the difference.

>> No.13470279

>>13470267
I think the coin have chosen you. You are destined to be rich, by spending .5c on this token, buy as much as you.

>> No.13470284

>>13465351
ok sorry guys but can anyone explain what has happened? How in the world did they tweet that?

>> No.13470347

>>13470177
Checked and whoa this is good, saved.

>> No.13470435
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13470435

>>13469777
/biz/ is flirting with memetic powers beyond its control

>> No.13470445

>>13469887
Thanks Delphi

>> No.13470767

>>13469777
Alea iacta est
Specto su praesenti

>> No.13470782

>>13469777
Czeched and blessed

>> No.13470847

>>13470177
I have no idea how you photoshopped this to look so goddamn clean. Mirin'

>> No.13470856

>>13470177
Masterpiece + blessed dubs

>> No.13470870

>>13470267
kek imagine just randomly finding chainlink this way and becoming rich as fuck in 5 years because of it. i love that thought

>> No.13470880

>>13470177
One of the truly great link memes, glorious

>> No.13470890

Link-marine brainlet here; could someone explain why that image used for that tweet is causing so much fuss? Also - the angles don't look right; is it a 'shop?

>> No.13470910

>>13469777
praise Sergey

>> No.13470911

>>13470890
Shit shopped meme, tweeted by a seemingly legit (yet to be proven) tech conference

>> No.13470921

>>13470177
Nice pic also checked

>> No.13470949

How can I get to the point of “just believing” like you guys who get so excited and happy about post number digits and shoops of sergey? I can’t help but look at how shitty the chart looks and think about the enormous obstacles Link faces in gaining real world use from legal, social, and corporate perspectives and the years it’ll take even if everything goes perfectly (which never happens).

How can I be unwavering in my faith like you Link Mormons? It makes me think of the song “I Believe” from the Book of Mormon. Especially since none of the good breadcrumbs have come true. Please help brothers, My life is so difficult, I’m jealous of oatmeal bro :/

>> No.13471058
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13471058

>>13470949
take this fren
we dont "just believe" you have to understand memeology to understand the magnitude of chainlink. it is to chosen shittoken brought to us from Kek. If you start to dyor you will stumble on things to vast in scale to be put in words.
Praised be Kek

>> No.13471120

>>13471058
I researched it all...I just don’t believe that any real companies will trust important data to ChainLink...at least not for a long, long time :/.

>> No.13471158

>>13471120
That's the thing, it's trustless.

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13471182

>>13471120

>> No.13471239

>>13470949
Went all-in at $0.75 about 1.5 year ago. Seen it go down to $0.17 - up and down a couple of times.
Nothing moves me.

>> No.13471502

>>13471158
You have to trust the network. It’s gonna take a long time to prove the network :/

>> No.13471579

>>13471239
Are you me? Nothing phases me now.

>> No.13471614

>>13471579
Mazel tov, you're an emotional cripple.

>> No.13471622

honk honk I love this timeline

>> No.13471632
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13471632

>>13471120
uh huh

>> No.13471781

>>13471614
That's what this place does to you.

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>>13465351

>> No.13471991
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>>13465351
https://youtu.be/DEINb6mzQ2c?t=2497
It's at 41:37. See Pic related for the original image. So what happened? >Someone who handles the CloudEXPO twitter fucking around?>Someone who works for Andrew Keys who sent over an image to the Cloud EXPO twitter person for this tweet is fucking around?
>something about our timeline is just off?

>> No.13472031

>>13471991
The Twitter account is run by someone who comes on biz and larps. Why is everyone acting like this is a big deal? It’s some obscure, new “expo” trying to shake down crypto faggots for ticket fair. This has been happening regularly since 2017.

>> No.13472337

i cant believe this, what timeline are we in?

>> No.13472620
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13472620

Oh fuck I haven't had this good kek in fucking ages bros

>> No.13472667

>>13472031
You're a retard, this expo has been running annually for almost a decade

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13472671

>>13469777

>> No.13472694

Link 1m EOY

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13472743

>volume 170BTC

lmao. weird thread tho.

>> No.13472895

I think i died in 1999 and now i'm living in purgatory

>> No.13473501

>>13469777
it just keeps happening
kek bless Chainlink

>> No.13473513

>>13470949

>Especially since none of the good breadcrumbs have come true.

Are you having a laugh mate

>> No.13473512

>>13470177
kek bless

>> No.13474030

bunch of autistic neets memeing reality is the ultimate pill

>> No.13474152

>>13469777
Top Movies Your Boyfriend Wants to Watch:
-An Idiot Saves the President
-Rich Boy Hero 4
-Silent Hero Journey Boy
-Fight Fight Fight
-Boats

>> No.13474191

>>13465634
No anon. They are laughing with us