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We all know Milennials and Zoomers are opting out of kids and instead choosing to raise "furbabies"

How do I invest into animal orthodontia? Is becoming a doggie dentist a good future career?

>> No.13459332
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13459332

>>13459326
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

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13459361

>>13459326
Is this an actual thing?

>> No.13459382

>>13459361
I would like to invest in it.

>> No.13459454

>>13459382
Is like To short you

>> No.13459471

>>13459454
english?

>> No.13459542

>>13459361
Pathetically yes I have actually worked with normies who spent money on pet dentistry...would not have believed it otherwise

>> No.13459565

>>13459542
Cringe to having friends

>> No.13459605

>>13459542
how do I invest in this

>> No.13459632

>>13459326
seems pretty cruel to the dog no? motherfucking dog don't give a shit if his teeth are crooked, and it's just gonna cause it discomfort.

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>>13459632

>> No.13459895

>>13459332
Not everybody lives in Bushwick you fag.

>> No.13459922

>>13459332
This is pastaworthy

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>>13459922
I can write a better one off the top of my head:
>Hey guys. Just leased my new STUDIO in BUSHWICK for ONLY $1500 a month. Fuck all of those normiefags that live in WILLIAMSBURG nowadays. That place is kill now. What is this, 2007?BUSHWICK is where all the real hipsters live. Gotta keep moving to the shittiest neighborhoods possible so we don't lose our status as edgelords, right? Heh-hehe. Living out by the New Lots Avenue stop just screams "I'm a white boy from an upper-middle class suburb but that doesn't mean i'm a little bitch". Have you ever had BODEGA food? It's really amazing, and those Latinx ladies work so hard to make only 5 bucks off of me.
I could keep going forever. Kek

>> No.13459967

>>13459922
it is a pasta you newfag

>> No.13460103

glumpf