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How do I setup a mafia? Anyone know anyone in a mafia or come across them in real life? Where do I start? Any tips ?

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13457793

>>13457768
>start up mafia
>the actual mafia just shoots you in the head

>> No.13457803

>>13457768
Think you have to be Russian now and they're pretty hardcore and unglamorous.

>> No.13457820

>>13457768
i'm a mobster, AMA

>> No.13457905

>>13457820
How does mafia work?

>> No.13457916

>>13457768
I'm a member of the n-mafia, I can give some details but will need to keep a lot of it vague if thats okay.

>> No.13457917

>>13457820
How do I get women?

>> No.13457978

>>13457916

Go ahead.

>> No.13457980

Bump
Lets get this thread started.

Interesting topic

>> No.13458006

>>13457905
(Italian) Mafia is a criminal organization based upon clans (families), they control some territory, and usually they are under a bigger boss, or a consensus.
Every clan has its own boss, and the soldiers (picciotti).

>> No.13458011

>>13457917
Same way other people do.

>> No.13458022

>>13458006
That could be Wikipedia details, give us some more details.
How they ususaly find people, is it local people from villages or people they seem fitting.
INSIGHT mr. Mobster

>> No.13458029

>>13457768
Boston Mafia is dead - North end has been enriched :D <3

>> No.13458043

>>13458022
They find locals obviously, you don't send CV to mafia.
You have to prove your value, to be a reliable person, once you get in you can't get out anymore, and you became a member of the family.
Some of them make some ritual too, a blood ritual.

>> No.13458051

>>13457916
is it true that you have to suck your old mans dick to prove loyalty?

>> No.13458054

If you betray mafia, then you become an "infame", that's a death sentence.

>> No.13458057

1. Turn on the theme from the Godfather.
2. Lean back in the chair in your mom's basement and put on some shades.

There you are.

>> No.13458066

>>13458043
>>13458054
Sounds pretty acceptable.

>> No.13458078

>>13458066
It's a hard life, but it actually brings rewards, if you accept that you can die any time, or end up in jail.

>> No.13458100

>>13457978
>>13458051
When we do "work" its mostly solo, a typical job would involve heading over to the local movie theatre. We wouldnt want to tip them off so we buy a ticket, go in, get popcorn/soda, watch a movie. The point is to only eat/drink about half. Or to get a size with free refills, then get them to fill it up near the end of the movie but try not to stand out. At the end of the movie, pour the soda all over the seats and a little bit on the floor. Then dump the popcorn where the soda on the floor is. Stomp your food in it and rub it in real good. Afterwards just walk out. You can do it discretely so you aren't noticed. n stands for neet btw and FUCK WAGIES CLEAN IT UP!!!

>> No.13458107

>>13458100
So you create low pay Jobs to make Profit for the big guys?
Intense.

>> No.13458131

>>13458100
i never thought about it like that but surely mafiosos qualify as neets.