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>salary: competitive

>> No.13450552
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>>13450544
>looking for a team player

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>hours: flexible

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>>13450544
>thread: shit

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>>13450556
hey goy
we allow flexible hours
you can work voluntarily from 00:00 to 23:59

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>>13450544
>Commission based pay: unlimited earnings potential!

>> No.13450663

>be a part of an amazing team!
>salary: commensurate with experience

>> No.13450675

>flexible working hours

>> No.13450697

>>13450544
>salary above average

>> No.13450883

> Volunteer opportunities

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>>13450544
>drivers license is an asset

>> No.13451032

>>13450544

dumb frogposter

>> No.13451037

>>13451032
t. HR

>> No.13451038

>>13450556
>must be available 7 days a week

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>we believe here at _____ that employees should be flexible with their hours
>"what do I get"
>"my gratitude"

HR roastie unironically told me this once when trying to force people to work a new night shift

>> No.13451311

>opportunity

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>PENIS: LONG

>> No.13451343

>No 9 to 5 mentality

Translation: You bet your ass you have to be here at 8:30 at the latest. But we also si expect you to work overtime and weekends.

>> No.13451344 [DELETED] 

>>13451058
>HR roastie unironically told me this once when trying to force people to work a new night shift
what the fuck? I would have just raped her then and there to show her how retarded she is

>> No.13451395

People: stop falling for this shit.

Start a business that prices goods in bitcoins and let's just start our own separate economy.

>> No.13451430

>>13451395
lets all withdraw our money from the bank tomorrow

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>overtime? No goy we dont do that
>mfw time in lieu

>> No.13451444

NEET here, what will a boss actually do when you straight forward say "no boss Im not coming on the weekend, you should have told me a month in advance"

Do they take it as an attack on their personality or are they afraid that this is the beginning of their dictatorship?

>> No.13451452

>>13451444
*beginning of their end of dictatorship

Maybe they are just laughing because they can get another wagie no problemo?

>> No.13451483

>>You can earn up to $100,000 per year!

>> No.13451482

>>13451444
Overtime is optional at my work, and its always double time so theres never any shortage of dudes wanting to do it. But if they had no one except me and i told them to fuck off they would be quite upset

>> No.13451501

>>13451444
you doesn't fit in the company's culture by saying that goy

>> No.13451538

>>13450544
thanks boomers for destroying the job market

>> No.13451548

>>13451430
It's Sunday tomorrow. But I'll do it on Monday. Then buy bitcoin with cash

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diversity hiring

>> No.13451570

>>13451565
be gay for the day

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>>13451501
oH nO I dOnT fIt wItH tHe cOmPaNy cUlTuRe wHaTeVer sHalL I dO?

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>>13451565
Im pretty sure I got into a Nursing course because I'm male, of course I squandered my one legit male priv by failing the course.

>> No.13451628

>>13451571
you have to work overtime voluntarily just like your colleagues goy

>> No.13451632

>>13451571
>no promotions
>no wage increase
>first to go when shekelberg decides to downsize

>> No.13451648

>>13451444
my company has a policy where you have to have at least 24 hour notice or something like that

I'm pretty sure if a company doesn't have some sort of policy like that then it's probably a shit company

>> No.13451674

>>13451444
Heavily depends on how interchangeable are you amongst the employees. You have to have bargaining power to be able to say anything of that sort.

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>>13450544
>we are looking for someone who has demonstrated leadership and initiative in extracurricular activities

>> No.13452037

>dynamic, highly motivated individual