Who here wage Cuck?! (Unironic edition)

[Anonymous No.13448215]

Post your tears here anon.
>be me wage cuck at call center
>mfw surrounded by hot young latinas who work alongside me

[Anonymous No.13448322]

>>13448215
i heared working in a call Center isnt that bad.

On non busy days they watch movies all day and just hang around. Also its this kind of job you just get done on a day and the next day is something completly new. You dont carry bad work with you for days or weeks.

And hot latinas are nice.

Only bad thing is the pay i assume.

[Anonymous No.13448970]

>>13448322
Can confirm.

Working in a NOC and nonstop turbo shitposting is dank as fuck.

[Anonymous No.13448976]

Tradie master race

Just cashed my $1500 weekly check kind of weird they don't do direct deposit but fuck it

[Anonymous No.13449016]

>>13448215
>be wage cuck industrial electrician
>sit in the shop all day and shitpost on 4chan
>make $110k a year in a low cost of living area
Union jobs truly are the patrician choice for wage cucking it. I will probably continue to work even if I make it big in crypto until my wife is done birthing my children so I dont have to waste my money on medical bills. After that point, I might just come in drunk as fuck and sleep at work all day and see how long I can get away with it before they fire me. Then I will collect unemployment. If the system is built to fuck you, you have to fuck it back.

[Anonymous No.13449080]

>>13449016
How capable would one have to be to join the alpha industrial electrician workforce

>inb4 about treefiddy

[Anonymous No.13449098]

>>13448215
>be wagecuck
>produce more than other wagecucks (we can literally see each other's numbers)
>even given more responsibility
>still have a lower position than them even after nearly a year of working, probably getting paid less too.

probably going to quit in a couple months after saving up a few grand. NEET it up for that time and find a better paying job since I know I can with the experience this one has given me

[Anonymous No.13449191]

>HVAC engineer
>That means I'm not a very good engineer
>Work at a chill office with no petty bullshit politics
>Got injured once and needed surgery
>Needed a place to recover after surgery but didn't have frens
>Vice president at the local office (he has the authority to hire and fire my boss) offers to let me stay in his house
>Picks me up from hospital after surgery and drives me to his mansion, where I lay on his couch for 3 days while his wife takes care of me, until I can go home.

Thanks Mr. Vice President

[Anonymous No.13449206]

>>13449080
He doesn’t make $110k a year, UAW skilled trades (some of the top paid in the industry) only cap out at 34 something an hour.

I’ve yet to see a higher wage than that outside somewhere like nyc or New York which I’ve only seen 36 as the highest

[Anonymous No.13449237]

aws slave here.., recently been doing less code and more dumb shit (aws account cleanup.. tag your EC2 vms etc) .. no oversight whatsoever and no politics, boss moved out of my state, sens an email every 2 weeks, downside is i dont speak out loud most days but i guess i'be gotten used to that

program my personal app for 3-4 hours a day usually and quitting in 54 days after a 2 week vacation...

[Anonymous No.13449257]

>>13449237
how much does aws slavery pay and how can I get a devops job

[Anonymous No.13449273]

I have a job, but during my job I work another online job. So basically I get paid twice. I'm making like $6000 (4k+2k online) a month now, and since my physical job has such bad management no one notices I don't do shit

[Anonymous No.13449291]

>>13449257
this was my first job out of undergrad and i cleared 80k including bounses and tuition repayment. They want to give me a higher paid gig at the year mark but i am going to ghost.

i got aws certified solutions architect while still in college and programmed a lot sophomore-senior year. (basically all of my free time) But the kicker is i was a business major (MIS)

[Anonymous No.13449299]

>>13449191
but did you take care of her?

[Anonymous No.13449323]

>>13449291

You can probably get $120,000 pretty easily with that cert if you know what you are doing and get an in-field job.

That's pretty great out of college unless you are in San Fran/Boston/NYC/Seattle/etc.

[Anonymous No.13449377]

>>13449323
know what your are doing is a subjective statement. sure i can design cloud native solutions for new apps to be written but migrating frankenstein production apps is a different animal . my SA cert expired so i got the developer cert the second time around

also to anyone just starting out dont touch the aws console just learn everything in cloudformation, it is way better and employers will love it..

i am in north jersey

[Anonymous No.13449386]

also its a bit hard to claim solutions architect as a job title when youre 23 and cant even code java

[Anonymous No.13449399]

>>13449299

Not really thinking about that when I'm in pain/on drugs after surgery and don't even want to move.

Also, hi Mr. VP. Great job on your presentation the other day about the status of our company. I really think we're headed in a good direction.

[Anonymous No.13449414]

>>13449016
>union jobs truly are the patrician choice
Truth. Pic related taken from my job, today. I work in heavy construction in a major US city

[Anonymous No.13449420]

>>13449377
>>13449386

>when youre 23 and cant even code java

Two pro-tips as an old fag:
1. You are prime age to make big bux. Agism is real and you are a "slow old man" at 30, despite that not being a real quote from Zuck.
2. You are in absolutely the hot-fucking big-bux segment right now, get the Architect certification and sign up with a consulting company.
3. If you are an amazing full stack dev, you can easily get stuck making 90k unless you are ready to move to FAANG.

If you play your cards right, you are going to be making 200k at 26 in a flyover. Don't fuck it up. I honestly mean this.

[Anonymous No.13449447]

>>13449420

I guess that turned into three. Also, the cloud-transition hype won't last, and you might never be this ready to ride a wave again.

I am all for trying your own shit, but you need to understand that you have all your shit lined up to make more than anyone besides doctors, lawyers, and actually successful businessmen/execs.

[Anonymous No.13449473]

>>13449447
sorry man hate to dissapoint but i wasnt built for waging. leaving usa this fall.

[Anonymous No.13449512]

>>13449473

Do your thing and I wish you luck.

I "had" (quote because it's always relative) to wagie after college. I wagied in call centers, wagied in office drone jobs, until I completely switched professions to wagie in IT.

My point is that you have it relatively good, and you might not be able to come back to it, just be aware of that - 90k jobs really DON'T grow on trees.

[Anonymous No.13449545]

>>13449191
>>13449299
>>13449399
lmao at this interaction

[Anonymous No.13449554]

>>13449512
joining a consulting company is not an option. i fight suicidal thoughts from doing 20 hours of real work a week. ever really wanted to pull the wheel off into the woods to the point where you go into fight or flight?

[Anonymous No.13449564]

"give me liberty or give me death" someone smart said that once.

[Anonymous No.13449574]

>>13449414
>paycheque for $600

[Anonymous No.13449591]

>>13449554
>>13449564

Your choice to make. Cucking can give you some comfort/time to plan your exit strategy. Being broke and having to take any job is a very real possibility if your senpai isn't rich.

Anyway, I think you got my point. Obviously I wouldn't be shitposting here if I thought being a wagie was a good thing.

[Anonymous No.13449642]

>>13449591
yeah i got it. suck up the suicidal thoughts and put off my business ideas. become a consultant and work 60 hours weeks. logged it under boomer advice.

if i burn through my 20k stack in the next 2 years by failing constantly and horribly ill crawl back to the states and take a digital marketing job so i can learn something that translates to sales.

pessimists/realists should not be on biz they are just water on a flame

[Anonymous No.13449663]

>>13449642

> logged it under boomer advice.
> pessimists/realists should not be on biz they are just water on a flame

Fair.

If that's the path you are going, I recommend Chiang Mai in Thailand for your destination. You will need a secondary since you can only stay for 6 months or something before needing to leave the contry (but you can come back).

[Anonymous No.13449665]

>>13448215
>be an functional asperger (low spectrum)
>work as metro sweeper for 3 years while ending my degree
>from time to time I sperg out about politics, religion and finance to metro workers and security guards.
>theres one metro driver that always looks after me, he is interested on crypto.
>tell him about raiblocks.
>he makes 20k
>throw a candidacy to work as metro driver with low expectations, theres 8000 more people for just 50 workplaces.
>get choosen after 7 interviews.
>wow.jpg
>everyone at work knows before I told them and are visibly happy for my success.
>almost everyone knows me as the weird wise sweeper and I didnt know it.
>three guys moved strings for me on the first interview, everything else was me and my effort alone.
>starting the course on monday
>dropping my degree because I will earn far more and I can have a 0% mortage which is crazy in my socialist country.
>moving away from home next year.

Feels fucking good lads we all gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.13449687]

>>13449665

Can you tell me how being a functional aspie feels? I am genuinely interested. I know I can just google it, but you know..

[Anonymous No.13449746]

>>13449687
I do underestand emotions and I do live them on me really vivid. Its me not knowing how to interact on some situations but I do recognize the pain and feelings of others.
Though I am stupidly slow at getting jokes and underestanding irony I dont know how to interact with many people and I tend to avoid eye contact.
Its like having to mimetize myself as a normie constantly and those unconfortable silences are the worst but I learnt how to and when to leave.
Also my personality type is shy so it goes well with my condition outgoing aspies are the worst and unsuferable.
Also random existencial crisis since I was 10, always been brilliant and people and family thought it was that and I always knew it wasnt. It was not until 20 after 2 years of neetdoom and a depression that I was diagnosed with that.
Also I have a very rigid justice sense but I dont know if that is common and daydream a lot aswell.

[Anonymous No.13449824]

>>13449323
I want to get into this but only have a 3/4th completed associates degree in electronics and have been a robotics technician the past 3 years

Working on my CSA cert rn but don’t think I can get a job with just it or can I

[Anonymous No.13449839]

>>13449824
You definitely can’t get a job as an architect because you won’t understand the prexisting systems, let alone advise 50 year old career developers on how they should move to AWS.

In my honest opinion azure and salesforce are hotter rn with less competition, pajeets have been studying AWS hard as fuck the last few years

[Anonymous No.13449924]

>>13448215
> be me
> 26 years old
> work a paper pushing office job
> almost all coworkers are 30+ (majority fat females whom are somehow married)
> new girl starts on same team as me
> beautiful
> chill, a bit awkward, and not annoying like most female coworkers
> next day
> sitting with her on second day
> engagement ring on her finger
> in her early 30s but looks mid 20s
> has a bf...whose younger than me
> tats on her wrists
> has several children likely by multiple men
> pic related mfw the previous 5 ">"
> a week or so passes she stills seems chill
> mfw i still like her but wouldn't actually consider her even if she was single
> mfw i rarely meet women with looks and personality like hers minus the non-virginity and tats