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Meanwhile the link selloff continues as weary chainlink bagholders trudge through the land of empty dreams and promises leaving a trail of lost money and opportunities behind. Occasionally on this trail of tears a figure can be seen weaving off weak with a skeleton bent from the weight of link bags and collapses, raising their finger in their dying moment to press the sell button. The others trudge on past the corpse of the once proud linky too lost in pain and fatigue to even notice the corpse. No conference now. No hope. Only death and bags. Death march of the linkmarines lead by general wojack.

>> No.13448828

>>13447855
exit scam. Segey has his millions. When asked for news it's "uhhhhh, we agree with what others are doing, and intend to follow suit" or just outright ignore

Exit scam. Good riddance to LINK shillers on /biz/ finally my biz is back.

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>>13447855
>Consensus 19
> Sergey waddles up on stage
> Delivers the exact same speech
> Still stuttering
> Most of biz don't even bother
> Price plummets
> "So yeah umm like yeah ummm ah mainnet is like out now".
> "Also we need to hire new people to umm like develop things...."
> Stares into space for a solid minute
> "Things for the chainlink network. So if you like think you have what it takes check the pivotal ™ and email us"
T. Time traveller