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>25
>work in male dominated field with boomers, have no interaction with women in my day to day life
>work night shift
>no friends
>don’t drink or do drugs

how do I invest into getting a gf /biz/? I’m thinking of volunteering at an animal shelter or something but I’m afraid no woman my age will be there

what do I just want a cute gf who isn’t into the whole party thing and being a drama whore

>> No.13438664

Just be yourself :^)

>> No.13438667

>>13438620
Go to church and find a nice Christian girl

>> No.13438813

>>13438667
But I don’t know what church to go to

>> No.13438884
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>>13438813
go to the Westboro Baptist Church

>> No.13438970

Your kidding right? You buy groceries don't you? Hell next time your at Walmart,Kroger, or Whole Foods look around you. Those places are swarming with women. And I ain't referring to just the shoppers either. I talk with this one girl at my local Kroger all the time I happen to see her. Just basic chat shit. She works there. Hot as hell. If I wasn't married I'd seriously consider seeing if she'd like to go out sometime.

>> No.13438982

>>13438970
I’m too much of a pussy to approach women at a grocery store nor do I want to deal with the crazy cunt that starts screaming and recording me to post a story about how I sexually assaulted her

>> No.13438990

>>13438620
>hmm where is the best place to get advice about women ah yes /biz/ the board full of lonely social rejects who post day in and day out about how they need money so they can finally lose their virginity
Great job, OP!

>> No.13439035

Make money, women are whores

>> No.13439042

>>13438970
Go die normalfag
I can't imagine how easy life must be when you are able to possibly go out with any random girl you feel like just by fucking doing "basic chat shit".

>> No.13439045

>>13438620
>imagine wanting a GF
sad
yikes
cringe
pathetic
kek

>> No.13439056

>>13439045
>imagine coping this hard

>> No.13439066

>>13438620
Drama whore is good anon after a fight u get d best sex n ur lyf just don't ring d hoe

>> No.13439067

Quality onaholes are $20, trust me this is a much better investment

>> No.13439073

>>13439067
this. holy fuck so much this

>> No.13439074

>>13439067
Based

>> No.13439102

>>13438620
Time to drink some alcohol like the rest of us manic depressives... Then use drugs to cheer yourself up. Good way to meet chicks if nothing else.

>> No.13439120

>>13439102
no thanks don’t need to cope my life is good I just want a good hearted gf

>> No.13439132

>>13439120
>has good life
>gets a "good hearted" gf
>has bad life
get the onahole bro

>> No.13439175

>>13439120
Doesn't sound that great if you can't attract a female. Guess you've got no choice but to do what the boomer said and strike up a conversation.

>> No.13439189
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>>13439175
I can’t attract a woman because I don’t see them in my day to day life

incredible reading comprehension bub

>> No.13439259

>INVESTING IN WOMEN
STAY POOR

>> No.13439290

>>13439189
Sounds like you could use a wank. Bit frustrated? Join a fucking art class or something.

>> No.13439310
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>>13439290
Cope

>> No.13439396

>download tinder, bumble whatever dating app is popular in your area

>swipe right on literally every woman on there

>when you match then you decide if you want to talk to her or not

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>>13438620
>tinder
>start drinking doing drugs (dont do this though)

>> No.13439623

>>13439611
>>13439396
I don’t do social media.

>> No.13439660

>>13439310
:^) I'm trying to give you suggestions, not coping. I guess it's you that has poor reading comprehension. Best of luck talking to women! Maybe go to /fa/ and get them to help you peacock.

>> No.13439724

>>13439067
why don't you just save up a little and get a fleshlight instead

>> No.13440000

>>13439623
well start you fucking moron. It seems not doing social media isn’t getting you any women is it you dumb kike

>> No.13440044

>>13439396
This. There is literally no excuse not to meet women with all data apps available out there.

>> No.13440048

>>13438620
I am in the same boat as you OP. I can’t a girl because I refuse to take part in jewified normie culture.

I can provide a nice house on a farm to raise a big family with. Any girl who would rather live a trad life with a smart husband who knows what’s best. Hit me up. I most likely won’t be single for much longer as I am now seriously looking for a ltr.

>> No.13440076

>>13439724
You have a lot to learn anon. Fleshlights are OK but you have much more variety importing onaholes. Some of them blow Fleshlights out the water

>> No.13440236

>>13438620
ignore everyone who gave you advice its not healthy for a male to constantly worry about this. if youd like just take up a dance class but you will not be able to remove the thought of getting a girlfriend and you will come across creepy if you proceed like this

>> No.13440391

>>13440048
Unironically based. I was seeing a girl who was wanting a country lifestyle but I wasn’t sure I was into that at the time. Now I’d be okay with it, should’ve been more open to it

>> No.13440419

>>13439042
You wrote something really pathetic.

>> No.13440517

>>13439623
>I want a gf but dont want to take any initiative to go get

The people on this fucking sometimes, jesus christ.

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>>13440517
>hey guys is volunteering a good way to meet women
>dude fuck that find some turbonormie whore on tinder

>> No.13440572

>>13438982
>nor do I want to deal with the crazy cunt that starts screaming and recording me to post a story about how I sexually assaulted her
He's right you know

>> No.13440625

>>13440542
you know not every girl on tinder is a whore and some girls have trouble meeting normal guys too hence the reason they would use dating apps.

fuckin permavirgin FAGGOT

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>>13440625
any woman with social media is no woman I'm interested in

>> No.13440649

>>13440637
I bet there’s a grand total of 0 women interested in you

>> No.13440672

>>13440649
Actually one at my job is

but I'm no social butterfly so obviously no one can be interested in a person they don't know exists