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>finally lost virginity at 21 to virgin Asian gf who loves me for who I am
>PhD going smoothly
>10 BTC
>Eating healthy and getting fitter
>Started using Apple products
>5 years ago was suicidal autist broke virgin turbo loser

>> No.13434547

>Started using Apple products


wat

>> No.13434562

>32
>Have an MSc
>Worked for 5 years for a few big companies
>Owned a house
>Have a gf thats 24
>About to have double jaw surgery
>constantly hungry and horny because on roids

Cons:
>have 42k debt to pay off that will take 4 years and its really fucking me atm.

>> No.13434563

>lost a couple of kgs
>trading bot made 350$ this month

guys, guys,is this it??

>> No.13434568

>>13434547
that's when you can tell you're starting to make it

>> No.13434578

>>13434528

>Started using Apple products

The fuck?

>> No.13434596

>>13434563
just got a trade bot going and been testing strategies to no avail. getting killed on fees. Can I kindly ask what strat/time frame you're using (then delete the post if you want)

>> No.13434609

>>13434596
if youre trading on mex dont use market orders but limit orders + 'post-only'

>> No.13434640

>>13434609
thanks for advice. i'm actually trading on Binance w/ BTC pairs as there is a lot of volatility on some of the pairs when they get going

>> No.13434654

>>13434578
found the android user

>> No.13434672

>>13434596
sorry anon, it's to precious, and it took me years to develop.

>> No.13434682

>>13434528
Apple products? Eggsplain pleaze

>> No.13434684

>>13434672
yeah I understand. I'd probably be quiet myself if I spent time tweaking and tweaking and then finally getting it right only to give it away to someone else who didn't put in the hours. Welp, thought I'd ask. Thanks though.

>> No.13434706

>>13434562
Lol were those the pros? Top kek

>> No.13434731

>>13434706
Why, yes, yes they were. I already have money (turned 4k into 350k - sold house for 100k profit) ...I dont have to work 9-5 .....I actually make money trading

>> No.13434738

Me:
200k in debt from meme tier degree
25k in debt from loan (to get into crypto in december 2017)
Totaled car to avoid a cat that jumped in front of me
Have to move out because landlord is increasing our rent

Pros
Living with gf and her 2 daughters (getting married this year)
Just bought iPhone 8

>> No.13434748

>>13434738
Screencapped. Thanks Anon. I needed this today. KEK

>> No.13434758

>>13434578
I'm going to need to get a macbook soon. Tons of crypto software is only available for Linux/Mac.

>> No.13434776

>>13434731
Looking good meng.
Cut the roid bullshit, get some apple products and you'll be gold

>> No.13434792

>>13434738
>Pros
>Living with gf and her 2 daughters (getting married this year)
>her 2 daughters
that's a con

>> No.13434852

>>13434738
cmon anon that"s low quality b8

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>>13434528
If not larping, I'm happy for you fren

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>>13434528
>10 BTC
>he didn't sell

>> No.13434907

>>13434792
The absolute state of Android users

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13434993

>>13434528

>woman
>love
>autist still

>> No.13435015

>>13434792
Come on, retard

>> No.13435035

>>13434738
I would kms

>> No.13435039

>>13434528
>wasting your genetics on some on an asian

You'll never make it. Have fun rasing a mutt future /r/hapas poster though

>> No.13435043

>>13434528
>29
>100k in savings/ investments unironically
>0 debt damn near brand new car
>bachelors in info sys comfy 40k a year job
>side hustles netting me close to 140k (how long this will last idk, I can stretch it at least another year)
>in best shape of my life, meditating and reading philosophy daily, eat extremely healthy non (((GMO’))) and organic
>Still no GF and feel incredibly lonely at times because it’s hard to relate to Norman’s

>> No.13435047

>>13434562
This was a whiplash to read

>> No.13435052

>huge dick, like 8 inches
>3 hot gfs, took all their virginities at the same time
>tons of money, around 1000 btc
>love to larp, but im not larping like everyone else

>> No.13435055

>>13434738
cuck

>> No.13435060
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13435060

>>13435043
>also thinking of going full /Mad Lad/ and DCAing 20-50k into BTC and ETH over the summer
>also gonna quit wage cucking in 6 months
Might as well risk it for the biscuit anything short of 2.3 mill after you have around 50k doesn’t really matter imo you still have to wage cuck

>> No.13435067

>>13434758
>He didn't install Gentoo
Good luck soi boi

>> No.13435085

>>13435043
>falling for the savings jew

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13435105

>7'6 giga-Chad
>150k per year as a greeter at Walmart
>Match with every girl I swipe right on tinder
>Get text messages like this from all you nerds' mom's

>> No.13435123

>>13435043
What are your side hustles?

>> No.13435338

>>13434528
>making it thread
welp i guess i know where i gotta post this

>meet shy reserved persian chick at school
>T H I C C body type. incredible wide hips, huge tits
>really great sense of humor, she jokes about me being racist and i joke about trying to get her sent back to her country
>im the first guy to get her number in a couple years of school, she feels comfortable around me and i help her study for her citizenship test which she passes
>kinda flirty but shes not really sure what shes doing, shes shy and innocent, has to hang out with me without her dad knowing
>let it slip that i have a high sex drive, she gets really worried that i never really wanted to be friends
>she ends up actually being tentatively interested in the idea of a physical relationship with me because she doesnt want the stress of dating after her one ex was controlling
>feels like shes being a slut but I reassure her over time by talking about how we have a good trust and communication relationship and she wouldnt nearly be comfortable with someone else so shes not normalizing herself being promiscuous in any way
>turns out shes totally okay with me playing with her tits, i guess shes desensitized to it cause her female friends would use them as pillows
>came over to my house at like 4 am when my roommates are asleep and stays til people start waking up
>kisses deeply and passionately, eyes roll back into her head when i kiss her neck, finally starting to let loose and enjoy it and feel not so bad afterwards
>let me suffocate myself in her tits and we both acknowledge that if i had to die thatd be how
>says eventually shes gonna wanna use me as a dummy for practice
>accidentally grazed me fully hard when she was here, "traumatized" her in the sense that apparently she cant get it out of her head now
>but told me i was "way different" than her chinese ex

i literally think i am in the process of making it by helping a THICC shy moderate middle eastern chick have a sexual awakening

>> No.13435361

>>13434528
>asian gf
Either you’re not white or you’re a degenerate race mixer, either way you should kys

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13435395

>>13434528
>Started using Apple products

>> No.13435425

>>13435338
Are you in fucking middle school?

>> No.13435693

>>13435338

Wow this is so interesting anon. You should write a book about it.

>Your brain is the size of a walnut

>> No.13435712

>>13434568
this is true my coins went up so i sold it all and bought a 15 inch macbook pro from 2011. fucking /making it/ here

>> No.13435752

Microsoft Surface Pro shits on Macbook Pro.

Only SJWs and Asians use Macbooks

>> No.13435817

>>13434528
>PHD going smoothly
>21

>> No.13435835

>>13435425
nope just living the university dream anon, about to drunkenly fuck a foreigner while telling her to go back to iran and shes just happy to be friends

>> No.13435838

>>13435067
thanks to /g/ I have:
modded t430 with linux, spent more on it than most faster thin laptops, carry 5kg+ of laptop with me.
thanks to /fit/ i did gomad and SS, fucked up my knees permanently, started to like traps because no homo.
thanks to /biz/ I now hold lots of chainlink.
thanks to /pol/ I became right wing as fuck, now I love gf but she had a few bfs before me so everytime I think about it I want to kms.
thanks 4chan, If I could go back in time and kill baby moot I'd unironically do it, also I'm always late to the party, was on /b/ when btc was shilled on /g/, was on /fit/ when eth was shilled here, moved to /biz/ on december 2017, etc... fuck this shit life

>> No.13436055

>>13435035
Unironically

>> No.13436696

>>13435838

Lol are you me? I was on those exact same boards at the exact same inopportune times.