/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.13388753]

>uncle and family visiting for easter holiday
>all hanging out in family room after eating dinner
>uncle sees me on laptop checking binance as he walked behind me
>"OH WOW, that looks cool, is that crypto charts? How much money have you made?
>Don't say anything, pretending not to hear

My family is kind of awkward, what was I supposed to do? Everyone noticed it and thought it was awkward, as conversation had died down a bit because people were watching something on the TV. There was no way I could have not heard him, but Idk what else I could do. I'm probably the most awkward one in my family, and am typically very quiet.

[Anonymous No.13388761]

I hope this is fake, I feel bad that your family has to deal with your autism.

[Anonymous No.13388768]

Murder your uncle

[Anonymous No.13388771]

just say "a few dollars haha" you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.13388777]

>>13388753
Awkwardness comes from fapping too much.

[Anonymous No.13388782]

>>13388753
>>13388777

Haha this op, just change to some porn when your uncle goes to pass by, make your uncle fap so he gets awkward instead lmao, checked

[Anonymous No.13388787]

whats the problem? you've lost money? then you shouldn't be staring at charts expecting to make your money back. go find something else to do

[Anonymous No.13388791]

>>13388753
Top kek OP, I mean really well done

[Anonymous No.13388796]

>>13388777
Will you cultists ever stop with this shit?

[Anonymous No.13388802]

>>13388753
> How money have you made

Yeah your nosy uncle should fuck off.

[Anonymous No.13388812]

>>13388753
"about tree fiddy"

[Anonymous No.13388816]

>>13388753
Tell him the truth. You lost money because you're a degenerate gambler.

[Anonymous No.13388833]

>>13388753
Next time you can simply answer.
Retard

[Anonymous No.13388868]

>>13388771
This.

>>13388753
... Anon I...

[Anonymous No.13388877]

>>13388753
you sound like a jerk desu. your uncle was just a curious old boomer asking a simple question.

[Anonymous No.13388886]

>>13388761
It’s their fault for vaccinating him

[Anonymous No.13388907]

Give him the crypto brown pill from memory

[Anonymous No.13388934]

>>13388761
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.13388935]

>>13388907
Its been a long time, but im going to try.

>There is a visnuh living on the blockhaing, creg sanjan is unironicaly satoj, he needs bigger and bigger streets to power his supercopooter..

And yeah, thats pretty much it

[Anonymous No.13388940]

>wearing sports "team" hat while out and about today
>open door to store and guy is walking out
>step back and hold door for him to exit
>expecting the usual thanks/welcome exchange
>he says something else which didn't register
>mumble something like "mhmmm yep"
>realize after he walked by he said Go "Team"!

making simple petty talk awkward one day at a time

[Anonymous No.13388955]

>>13388753
this is when you say @ time is money@ goyim

[Anonymous No.13389386]

>>13388753
>my family is kind of awkward
>i literally went into an autism coma when my uncle was just trying to fucking connect with his relative and make conversation
i'm looking at the man in the mirror
i'm asking him to change his ways

[Anonymous No.13389411]

>>13388907

I actually send to all normies who ask about crypto the black pill video just for the lols

[Anonymous No.13389835]

>>13388753
you nigger you could have gotten a dozen people into the cryptosphere
when family friends visit and the topic of money comes up I always mention Bitcoin
some people have actually invested because of me, even though I always say that it isn't unusual to experience large drawdowns in crypto

[Anonymous No.13390119]

>>13388768
This. You know what to do, anon.

[Anonymous No.13390127]

>>13388753
attack him with a knife, then apologise and use autistic as an excuse

[Anonymous No.13390135]

>>13388753
What a cringy fucking autist, I feel bad for you family

[Anonymous No.13390176]

should have alpha'd up

"look uncle fucker, yeah im talking to YOU Steve. mind your own fucking business. im minding mine while watching these charts and trying to establish a position so i don't need you trying to make small talk with me just for the sake of it. that's whats wrong with you boomers, you don't know when to shut the fuck up. but sure, since you've asked I'll tell you. ive made enough to ensure i can put you and your ilk all in fucking homes when you're of age thats for damn sure. now get out of my fucking face you goddamn nigger"

[Anonymous No.13390237]

>>13388753
Tell him you were looking for blacked: boomer wives gangbanged by hung thugs while their boomer husbands fap in the corner. Ask if he's seen that one, and how much he enjoyed it over blacked: cheating wife sucks and blows 10 loads over her wrinkled boomer face while on the phone to her boomer husband

[Anonymous No.13390322]

>>13390176
sounds like an insecure beta bitch desu senpai

[Anonymous No.13390407]

>>13390322
>desu senpai
reddit------> nigger

[Anonymous No.13390651]

>>13388753
>see opportunity to bond with your brother's son
>try to talk to him about an apparent common interest
>he ignores you in front of everybody

[None !qxlbrcwzJ6 No.13390658]

>>13390651
Kek

[Anonymous No.13390668]

Fuck you

[Anonymous No.13390682]

>>13388753
>mfw the cute girl at the bank asked me how my investments were going and I did exactly
>>13388771 this

>mfw i noticed she had a ring moments later

[Anonymous No.13390727]

>>13388753
Jesus fuckign christ, how hard it is it to just say, made a few lsot a few or ..a lil...or any fucking other rando answer that any fucking normal person would say in reply.

How fucking hard can it be? Jesus you could even just fucking say, none, I am just learning about it still...etc

You are an idiot..that is all. No other issue with you.

[Anonymous No.13391134]

>>13388753
I mean at that point you should have taken a shit on his car.