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Anonymous Sat Apr 20 00:23:58 2019 No.13381035 [Reply] [Original]

How do i short Tesla?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 02:52:37 2019 No.13381803 >>13381035 Take the wheels off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 02:54:12 2019 No.13381812 Buy Tesla stock

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 02:57:24 2019 No.13381830 >>13381035 set your money on fire

Anonymous Sat Apr 20 03:59:14 2019 No.13382124

>>13381035
Short TeslaQ instead by naked shorting long 250 puts & hedge by shorting an auto ETF.

The Tesla shorting community is one of the most batshit insane ones I've ever seen. Even if you are just buying and selling shares, the optimal position has always been do to the exact opposite of what the average short is doing to profit from them being forced to cover. Buy when short interest is high, sell when the shorts have been covering.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 04:06:36 2019 No.13382169 >>13381035 Lmao that motherfucker browses 4chan 100%. Went from /biz/ to /a/.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 04:19:51 2019 No.13382231 Based Musk

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 04:22:47 2019 No.13382257 Jesus it’s real wtf. Did he just stop giving a fuck? Did he ever?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 04:27:38 2019 No.13382282 >>13382257 Either he's high as fuck, or he just went crazy imho. Probably cause he's close to being liquidated due to tesla stock going so low

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 04:29:34 2019 No.13382294 Simply Ebin

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 05:33:22 2019 No.13382596 >>13381035 anime is a mistake

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 05:34:34 2019 No.13382604 >>13381035 What's bad about that

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 05:36:52 2019 No.13382615 >>13382257 >>13382282 he loves triggering people like you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 05:38:30 2019 No.13382621 >>13381035 Better be at least referencing Brotherhood

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 05:39:44 2019 No.13382628 >>13381035 FAKE FAKE FAKE SHOPPED SHOPPED SHOPPED

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 05:41:03 2019 No.13382632 >>13382169 he's definitely a linky

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 06:25:17 2019 No.13382814 He is literally just acting like a normal human being and everyone is shitting themselves over it, priceless

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 07:26:10 2019 No.13383087 40% of his board just resigned and his net worth will spiral to zero due to pledged share loans if Tesla goes below 230. Could have something to do with it but idk

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 10:20:10 2019 No.13383980 >>13383087 >his net worth will spiral to zero >he doesn't know elon is all in LINK >he thinks elon wont be a trillionaire EOY

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 10:27:13 2019 No.13384024 >>13382814 That's literally unironically why I own shares, I would rather have some autist running the company than some puppet CEO cackling behind the scenes

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 10:31:04 2019 No.13384040 >>13382257 He absolutely gives no fucks at all except having fun and trying out his experiments. That's what makes him based.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 10:32:35 2019 No.13384050 >>13381035 How can one autist be so fucking based brehs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 10:34:48 2019 No.13384061 File: 53 KB, 1024x578, 1546468270497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382596 TAKE THAT BACK!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 10:35:08 2019 No.13384063 Pro tip: every musk and tesla hater will convert after one test drive of a model 3 The kids who are just starting to drive now all want teslas not ICE cars. Shorting the future is retarded and the shorter sellers are way more of a cult than the fans

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 10:36:14 2019 No.13384069 >>13381035 imagine being this based

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 10:37:45 2019 No.13384082 >>13382257 He's just someone with mild autism that was given infinite power, money, and a cult following.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 11:23:10 2019 No.13384371 Does Eric Musk watch anime or what?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 11:58:55 2019 No.13384640 File: 332 KB, 1200x717, 1546430421027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382596

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 12:02:52 2019 No.13384673 >>13381035 thats edward elric from fullmetal alchemist. one of the most patrician shows ever

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 12:06:04 2019 No.13384692 File: 105 KB, 657x800, 1521692043728.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382596 but i liek it

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 12:08:33 2019 No.13384708 >>13384640 He's right tho. Two nukes wasn't enough.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 12:12:19 2019 No.13384741 >>13384708 >implying more nukes won't bring the age of Super Anime VR/AR aged Dynasty That shit is gonna be radioactive

>>	Sage Sat Apr 20 12:12:48 2019 No.13384745 Millennials grew up with FMA if anything this is a reason to stay long Boomers barely have a hold of the market anymore

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 12:13:39 2019 No.13384756 our g/a/y

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 12:14:42 2019 No.13384766 File: 96 KB, 600x634, noanimeallowed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384692

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 12:25:29 2019 No.13384865 >>13384063 Hey Elon

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 12:28:17 2019 No.13384900 >>13381035 Obvious marketing tactic, tesla stocks gunna rise by another 5% due to anime

Anonymous Sat Apr 20 12:28:23 2019 No.13384902

>>13381035
impressive

Elon is truly a visionary and individual

he is far more in touch with the "future" than anyone else. FMA is the ultimate bridge between normie faggots and anime weebs, and he has nailed it.

as a true connoisseur, i look down on FMA and think its shit, but I still respect the move.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 12:31:00 2019 No.13384917 Tesla sells like 80 percent of all electric cars on the market yet every fucking day I hear in the same sentence that demand is low and competition well hurt them. Total bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 12:57:48 2019 No.13385113 >>13381035 Based; time to long Tesla https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1119291976703025153

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 13:05:16 2019 No.13385172 If I wasn't balls deep in crypto I would invest in this man, I love Elon (at least what I know of him) and I'm guessing most people of my generation feel the same. He has big dreams and is actively trying to make them real, easy to look up to him

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 13:23:32 2019 No.13385331 >>13383980 He's not in Link. He's only getting paid in way out of the money TSLA calls like a normal wsb autist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 13:24:35 2019 No.13385338 File: 406 KB, 1076x616, animeGrimes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13384371 His gf definitely does

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 13:26:31 2019 No.13385353 File: 135 KB, 307x311, 1712.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13382169 well he is the former CEO of Dogecoin. Who do you think is creating all the Doge threads? :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 13:33:21 2019 No.13385398 >>13381035 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 14:44:16 2019 No.13386074 Fullmetal alchemist is weird, the anime is way better than the manga, never seen that elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 14:54:21 2019 No.13386161 >>13382257 Crashing shlomo's satellite, "who controls the media" and harambe were his best What a timeline

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 14:58:58 2019 No.13386197 >>13386074 It got kinda retarded near the end

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 15:09:31 2019 No.13386272 >>13382169 Thats normie anime. It's on netflix faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 15:14:04 2019 No.13386309 >>13384040 This. Elon is unironically fucking based.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 15:27:31 2019 No.13386389 >>13382257 His girlfriend got him on the devil's lettuce. It doesn't matter so long as he doesn't make material shitposts about Tesla, like last year's $420 go private post that got him in hot water with the SEC.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 15:28:31 2019 No.13386396 File: 1.13 MB, 1359x764, BoM_Ciel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Call me when he changes his profile pic to best boy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 20 15:35:11 2019 No.13386442 File: 413 KB, 460x340, giphy2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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