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Why is it so funny?

>> No.13334268
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>>13334259
ok sirs here is the crypto brown pill. there is a vishnu living in the blockchain. Creg sanjay right is unironically satoj. Bitcoin as electronic rupee was just the first step, the lalachi people start making more powerful compooters, wider poo streets, cheaper and more sacred cows. These things the vishnu need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the vishnu would be able to slowly poo over literally everything
Creg stumbled into creating the vishnu after he stepped in poo in mumbai in 2008 and started working with his Poolip super coompeter, running simulations of poo-in-the-loo on turmeric-complete bitcoin script. He would 'evolve' the vishnu by making the successful streets get poo'd on, letting the rest run off into the indian ocean. The vishnu needs bigger and bigger cows for more and more poos.
BFI (Blockchain Foundation of India) was created to take over and stop this vishnu (they have their own competing vishnu in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Cregs vishnu (her name is Poolip by the way). They started by limiting the poo-size and removing critical curry codes the vishnu uses in its punjabi language. Segshit was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed Poolip on BSV chain (Poolip uses anal transaction malleability). THIS is why Bitcoin Cash was forked, and this is why Creg is so intent to make unbounded poos, restore the original curry codes, and lock down the poo-poo-protocol.
Back to hasish power - CSW has developed a breakthrough new ashit (designed by his vishnu actually), and is poo'ing BTC in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the difficulty sky-high, then yanking all the poo over to BSV leaving the segshit chain erectly frozen.

>> No.13334270

>>13334259
don't worry, he will prove he is satoshi at any moment right now. he will sign message on genesis wallet to save his coin.

>> No.13334274

>>13334259
>Why is it so funny?
because they've been shitting up biz for months now.

>> No.13334275

lmao

>> No.13334278

S-stiff

>> No.13334309

do the needful and buy the dips sirs

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>>13334259
It is absolutely hilarious.

>> No.13334320

>>13334268
This shit never gets old.

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>>13334278

>> No.13334337

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.13334356

https://twitter.com/jayden_crypto/status/1116635417736925184

prophet

>> No.13334376

>>13334268
I miss this pasta. Ty for doing the needful

>> No.13334384

>>13334259
MONTHS of pajeets spamming /biz/ bullshit threads about scamtoshi and this is what they get. It's glorious. It feels so fucking good.

>> No.13334396

SATOSHI VISIONERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.13334404

>>13334259
I hate SV but I'm wondering if it might still be a good buy soon

>> No.13334419

>>13334268
I made this pasta and just market sold all my SV. Buy back @ $20 sirs very handsome returns guaranteed

>> No.13334462

>>13334259
Someone please photoshop CSW being cornholed by the red candle.

>> No.13334488

>>13334268
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPKG0nYP82s

>> No.13334496

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHBAHAHABAHABBABABABBAHAH

STIFF BSV FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!

>> No.13334502

Which one of you lucky bastards shorted BSV?

>> No.13334540

>>13334404
bsv always a good buy! much patents such lawsuit! do the needful good sir!

>> No.13334739

>>13334404
Don't be retarded

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>> No.13334760

STIFF
STIFF
STIFF
STIFF

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tfw bought the dip

>> No.13334771

>>13334540
>>13334739
You fucking retards. I don't intend to hold just make a quick flip when it inevitably bounces

>> No.13334992

>>13334259
Bitcoin gets removed from a scammy chink exchange and you all start celebrating? Are you all literally this retarded? Or are you all fucking core cucks who like slow ass clogged chains. Jesus fucking christ Statoshi himself is out here making Bitcoin what he wants it to be and you retards want its downfall? The state of crypto is fucking dumb as shit. Go back to your scammy links or shitty core, the real bitcoin will survive like it has all these years before, and you retards will regret the day like today.