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Anonymous Sun Apr 14 21:46:43 2019 No.13330524 [Reply] [Original]

What are you going to do once you become a boomer and retire?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 14 21:50:24 2019 No.13330544 >>13330524 get pregnant like this boomer. he looks happy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 14 21:51:50 2019 No.13330549 File: 1.82 MB, 640x800, 1555220744041.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 14 21:57:02 2019 No.13330578 >>13330549 the way he fucking walks holy shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 14 21:57:39 2019 No.13330584 >>13330524 I'm already retired what do you do when you go broke and have to work?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 14 22:08:40 2019 No.13330650 >>13330549 Hahahahahahahahaahahaaha This is what happens when you don't go vegan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 14 22:09:20 2019 No.13330653 >>13330524 I'm not living past 40

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 14 22:30:18 2019 No.13330800 >>13330549 >>13330578 He walks like a dark souls mob

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 14 22:46:48 2019 No.13330895 File: 7 KB, 480x360, mystical_negro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330800 I'm laughing, thanks fellas.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 14 22:51:09 2019 No.13330918 File: 31 KB, 509x625, 1514406314129.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330549 >tfw you will never be this alpha Why even live

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 14 22:55:56 2019 No.13330947 >>13330549 >>13330578 Lold

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 14 22:58:40 2019 No.13330964 >>13330549 based

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 00:11:33 2019 No.13331364 george soros at it again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 00:57:04 2019 No.13331604 >>13330549 Absolute unit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 01:00:20 2019 No.13331617 File: 19 KB, 272x272, 1537983450130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330549

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 01:15:46 2019 No.13331689 >>13330549 Lmao you just know that this roastie is fucking seething that this fat boomer stole her thunder

Anonymous Mon Apr 15 01:18:20 2019 No.13331703

>>13330524
>be me
>mommy's big bouncing 490lb boy
>having a bubbly bubble bath in my reinforced steel tub
>making tendie flavoured bubbles from my poopy hole
>love feeling them tickle past my mighty 2 inch peepee
>squeeze extra to hard to make an extra big bubble
>suddenly the water turns to gravy
"REEEEEEE! MOMMY! I POO POOED IN THE BATHY TUB! NOW YOUR BABY YOU MUST SCRUB!"
>no answer
"MOMMY! THE WATER IS ALL BROWN AND STINKY! THERE'S TENDIE JUICE ON BABY'S WINKY!"
>still no response
>i lift my ample frame out of the brown smelly sludge
>it has rendered me covered in slippery poop juice
>slide my way downstairs on my belly to see mommy and another new chaddy daddy cuddling on the couch
"oh, anon... i thought you were still in the bath... didn't you play with that plugged in toaster i gave you?"
"BABY POOPIED IN THE BATH! CLEAN IT UP OR FEEL MY WRATH!"
"listen champ, your mom and i are trying to watch the movie. how about you go upstairs and give us some private time. you might wanna clean up too, you smell like shit"
>i can feel my tard rage building
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>grab my loot crate exclusive replica minecraft sword and strike chaddy daddy in the head
"that's it you fat little shit! you're gonna get it!"
>he charges and attempts to grab me
>my shitty coating has turned me into a slippery brown seal
>i slip out of his grip and waddle upstairs towards the bathroom
"got you now bitch!"
>he charges me again but slips on a stray turdie tendie which sends him flying towards my rusty brown bath
>hold his head under the kf sea of poop as he struggles to fight for air
"DRINK MY RANCID TENDIE JUICE, THEN YOU AND I CAN FORM A TRUCE!"
>suddenly he stops breathing
>he must be dead lol
>talk to mommy
"CHADDY DADDY DROWNED IN CRAP! NOW MOMMY MUST TAKE THE RAP!"
"sure anon, prison has to better than this"
>get tendies at the police station
>turns out the death penalty is legal in this state
>mommy BTFO
>just realized how lonely I am
>fap furiously thinking about mommy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 01:18:33 2019 No.13331705 >>13330549 ABNORMAL TITAN ALERT

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 01:24:24 2019 No.13331748 >>13330549 >roaming NPC pathing

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 02:05:32 2019 No.13331919 >>13330524 Darth Sidious getting on that HGH mode

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 02:05:49 2019 No.13331920 >>13330549 i literally just want this stupid cunt to get out of the way so i can watch this unit emerge from the depths

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 02:07:40 2019 No.13331926 >>13330549 I wish to be this man when I grow up

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 02:11:54 2019 No.13331937 >>13330650 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFnkWjmvMOA

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 02:57:58 2019 No.13332098 >>13331703 Based and black pilled

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 02:59:44 2019 No.13332109 >>13330549 What a whore. The boomer is based.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 03:03:33 2019 No.13332129 File: 12 KB, 382x325, 1488474267173.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330524 >>13330549 >ruining the whole shoot by waddling across the beach with his gut apologetically bulging and a massive smile on his face absolute mad lad

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 03:09:49 2019 No.13332154 File: 95 KB, 600x800, 9943c5905bb624a395a795ff106da8e9[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330549

Anonymous Mon Apr 15 03:32:11 2019 No.13332253

>>13330524
> wake up at 5:30 pm
> green smothie and cold brewed coffee for breakfast
> go to golf range at 6:30 pm
> tee up at 8:00 pm
> 19 holes 19 beers
> 2:00 am having lunch at the clubs restaurant chatting with other boomers about politics and golf
>coming home at 6:00 am
> having lunch (green salad) and a glass of cognac
> going to sleep at 9:00 am

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 03:34:51 2019 No.13332266 >>13330650 Yeah there is nothing between malnourishment and that gut. Kys yourself soiboi

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 03:38:17 2019 No.13332277 File: 17 KB, 228x221, 1555275367554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330549

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 03:43:47 2019 No.13332293 >>13330524 Literally couldn't become a "baby boomer" if you weren't born after WWII. Of retirement age or a retiree sounds better anon you retarded fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 03:44:39 2019 No.13332295 File: 64 KB, 474x536, proxy.duckduckgo.com.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >gorilla mode engage The guy must be vegan as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 03:44:43 2019 No.13332296 >>13330549 what penguin is this frens

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 03:55:36 2019 No.13332347 >>13332296 Oswald C. Cobblepot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 03:56:22 2019 No.13332351 >>13330524 Fuck teens with my cryptogains

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 04:02:59 2019 No.13332376 >>13331937 Cherrypicking extreme raw dieters only makes you look dumb and dishonest. Millions of healthy vegans, many of them athletes and champions. Zero carnist champions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 04:03:10 2019 No.13332377 >>13332266 >>13332277 Very very nice digits

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 04:07:33 2019 No.13332399 >>13332376 Millions of vegans suffering health problems which simply go away instantly after they started to eat meat. This can't be denied.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 04:27:12 2019 No.13332503 >>13330549 oh man thanks kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 04:47:08 2019 No.13332600 >>13332266 >>13332277 >>13332377 >>13332399 Vegayns BTFO

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 05:07:46 2019 No.13332683 >>13330524 Become a whale on some Korean mmo and be the most notorious player on there

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 15 07:47:19 2019 No.13333251 File: 112 KB, 390x390, 1541740610937.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13330549 Very based.

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