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>Call in sick at work
>Feel completely healthy.

>> No.1330092

>>1330070

>Be 1099
>Show up whenever I want

Hell had a business call today while playing dota.

>> No.1330093

>>1330092
hi methuselah

>> No.1330101
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1330101

>December 29th
>15 unused paid sick days

>> No.1330145
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1330145

>find a new job
>stop showing up to old job the next day

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1330162

>>1330070
>Shit-post on /biz/ all day when i'm actually a fat broke neet with no sense of direction in life.

>> No.1330757

>>1330145

When I got my current job, I said I'd give my two weeks notice E at my previous job. Walked in, took all of my unused vacation days, got it approved, then gave my notice. Just lounged around those two weeks, it was glorious.

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>>1330162
Post your bank account. We'll tell you how to turn it around :^)

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1331031

>Be at work
>Browse 4chan all day
>Get paid to meme

>> No.1331034

>>1330145

Father Pepe?

>> No.1331330

>>1331031
Are you me?

>> No.1331370

>>1331330
No he's me, am I you?

>> No.1331376

>>1331370
Then who is you

>> No.1331377

>>1331370

that's me too