What do I say in my motivational letter in my application as a dishwasher?

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Anonymous Wed Apr 10 19:09:32 2019 No.13292671 [Reply] [Original]

What do I say in my motivational letter in my application as a dishwasher?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 10 19:10:24 2019 No.13292673 tell them you only do drugs during off hours

Anonymous Wed Apr 10 19:15:35 2019 No.13292710

Say "My goal is to be as productive as possible in life. If I become your dishwasher, I will do my best to become the best. I will pee in the sink rather than waste time running to the bathroom. I will eat off dirty dishes rather than waste time taking a lunch break. I will shit in the garbage can while still washing. I will never stop washing. I will smoke meth rather than sleep. And if you hire me right now, I will also suck your dick."

Boom, guaranteed job. You're welcome.

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