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[Anonymous No.13276883]

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

[Anonymous No.13276893]

How do I send him money to his house

[Anonymous No.13276894]

>>13276883

he's a con man and a snake oil salesman

Also, his retarded fake stuttering is tiresome.

[Anonymous No.13276906]

Don’t have the money in the bank, plain and simple. If I had 100k I would invest for sure.

[Anonymous No.13277025]

>>13276883
>Manchild
>Sells vaporware
>Hyperloop debunked
>Rocket orbital planes debunked
>SpaceX loses money and doesn't even reuse their rockets
>Tesla loses money
>Claims electricity is cleaner but making batteries destroys nature and needs hydrocarbures to generate it


No thanks

[Anonymous No.13277054]

>>13277025
This

He's literally no different than the theranos braphag

[Anonymous No.13277075]

He's gonna kill himself someday real soon

[Anonymous No.13277093]

>>13276883
Rheinmetall AG.

[Anonymous No.13277111]

>>13277093
Heavy bags?

[Anonymous No.13277123]

>>13276883
I invested already in this other man
pic related

[Anonymous No.13277145]

>>13277111
Heavy bags.

[Anonymous No.13277158]

>>13276883
He is a narcistic manchild, who is not able to keep himself away pumping & dumping his horribly overvalueed company via twitter.

[Anonymous No.13277167]

>>13276883
My Tesla bags are so damn heavy.

[Anonymous No.13277214]

Grimes, who is my wife by the way, already pumped and dumped him, so it'll be a while before he becomes bullish again

[Anonymous No.13277241]

>>13276883
He does unpredictable things. Why would you want to invest in that?

[Anonymous No.13277280]

>>13276883
I don't invest in africans

[Anonymous No.13277292]

April 22nd Full Self Driving / AI Roadmap Event
Should rise til then

[Anonymous No.13277295]

Because he is african

[Anonymous No.13277379]

>>13276883
african
I DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH N

[Anonymous No.13277386]

>>13276883
The Model 3 release was a trainwreck

[Anonymous No.13277409]

>>13276883
Highly unstable, insecure and emotionally volatile. All in all, /ourguy/ sirs

[Anonymous No.13277434]

>>13276883

Nothing he's done has taken off

[Anonymous No.13277439]

>>13276883
I did and lost a lot on tesla stock. never agian lol

t. buy high sell low normie

[Anonymous No.13277496]

>>13276883
Literally space Hitler. He wants to enact an
apartheid where only white people gets to go to Mars.

[Anonymous No.13277543]

>>13276883

[Anonymous No.13278001]

>>13276883becuz he's about to get fleeced by (((them)))
SCREENCAP THIS

[Anonymous No.13278199]

>>13276883
>wants to build reusable rockets
>don't know parachutes exist so builds complex landing system
>needs to build rocket bigger and heavier to accomodate extra fuel necessary for added landing phase
>needs to build rocket bigger and heavier to accomodate more fuel for lift-off, because rocket is heavier due to extra fuel for landing
>needs to build rocket bigger and heavier because it needs more fuel for lift-off since it has to accomodate the extra fuel necessary for lifting-off the extra fuel necessary for lift-off and landing
>NEEDS TO BUILD BIGGER AND HEAVIER!

[Anonymous No.13278231]

>>13277496
sounds like a really good reason to invest in him then

[Anonymous No.13278250]

>>13276883
Balding Boomer

[Anonymous No.13278333]

He's one shitpost away from being arrested by the SEC and taking his companies with him.

[Anonymous No.13279074]

>>13277093
how do i profit from this

[Anonymous No.13279199]

>>13276883
>getting gibs from Obama government cause Tesla is """green""" even it has billion dollar debts, and a Tesla life cycle pollute more than a small petrol engine
pretty smart guy if you ask me

>launch rockets
>rockets go back
>amazing stunt
cannot reuse it without changing every single part, KEK, he is definitely smart

[Anonymous No.13279243]

>>13277439
you fucking retard haha