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[Anonymous No.13266792]

>phone interview

[Anonymous No.13267043]

>>13266792
>awkward pauses
>interrupting each other

[Anonymous No.13267075]

>>13266792
>Skype interview

[Anonymous No.13267082]

>>13266792
>lag

[Anonymous No.13267095]

>pre-hiring penis inspection

[Anonymous No.13267102]

>>13266792
>in person interview
>sweaty armpits
>drank too much coffee
>couldn't find the right building/office
>arrive 5 minutes before interview
>interviewers look at you with pity

[Anonymous No.13267105]

>>13266792
Stop fapping and you will be more calm in any situation life throws at you. Try it out and thank me later.

[Anonymous No.13267112]

>HR Interview with two upper managers and a police officer present

[Anonymous No.13267131]

>>13267095
"I am sorry anon we were actually looking for someone a bit...more girthy."

[Anonymous No.13267142]

"Tell me about a time where your work made a measurable impact"

[Anonymous No.13267253]

>>13266792

Phone interviews are the worst. They happen because the employer isnt sure if they should bring you in for a real interview. Most of the time they are a complete waste of your time.

[Anonymous No.13267285]

>we cant hear you, speak up

[Anonymous No.13267313]

>unstable connection

[Anonymous No.13267390]

I got butterflies just reading those words

[Anonymous No.13267395]

I'll never do a video conference interview again. This shit is so distracting. I like interviews that are just 1 to 1.. not 3+ people...

[Anonymous No.13267417]

>>13267142
>well, I sent out a tweet using my larp Pajeet account about how a coin never pumps and how I sold at a loss. A few hours later it had gone viral, with 90,000 impressions, 300 retweets, and 500 likes, and the coin, which I was actually holding, pumped 25% over the next 24 hours.

[Anonymous No.13267435]

>>13266792
got my job from a phone interview dont be a pussy

[Anonymous No.13267450]

>>13266792
Were you going to work. Phone interview, in my experience, are always shitty job that scam me ?

[Anonymous No.13267469]

>>13266792
i got hired from a phone interview. remote job tho

[Anonymous No.13267473]

>>13267450

Pajeet pls go.

[Anonymous No.13267595]

> in-person interview
> Didn't prepare
> Get asked questions that catch you off guard
> Shake so much your voice starts quivering

[Anonymous No.13267675]

AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGSSISKDKFKFKJRJRJD

[Anonymous No.13268709]

>>13267675
are u ok anon?
do we need to reschedule the interview?

[Anonymous No.13268776]

>bathroom interview
>>13266792
How'd it go?

[Anonymous No.13268785]

>video interview

[Anonymous No.13268819]

>>13267095
oldfag detected :D

[Anonymous No.13268925]

>phone interview
>30 minute in person logic test
>2 on one interview
>we'll call you
>they dont call

Or
>meet friends dad for informal interview
>phone interview with hiring manager
>friends dad has to get her to call you again because you dont speak unless spoken to on the phone
>go to chicago for interview
>practical coding exam with no warning
>2nd interview with finance boss
>3rd interview with would-be teammate
>dont get the job and end up stacking boxes in warehouses for a year


And I had another interview with 2 rounds of 2 people and one interview where the guy was sucking his vape the whole time

[Anonymous No.13269116]

>>13268925
Whats wrong with vaping? It's the new cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.13269131]

>>13267142
"Tell me about that time you went out of your way for customers unrelated to your work task."

[Anonymous No.13269138]

>>13268925
I went to college and studied Business systems analysis. I have no experience except for personal websites, one freelance data analysis instance, and a google analytics certificate.
I'm just gonna go to law school and become a public defender. Everything's fucked america sucks, I'm going to be a slave forever.

[Anonymous No.13269154]

>>13269116
Nothing. He seemed like a good guy except for the 42oz diet coke.
He knew how to work.

[Anonymous No.13269173]

Also

>Apply for bank teller job.
>First interview is a group interview where you end up having to try and sell a random object given to you to the whole group
>Pass this interview, but have to interview again at specific banks
>Second interview is normal questions no product pushing stuff
>get called in for Third Final Interview 1 on 1'
>"Sell me this pen!"
>Doin't get called back.

[Anonymous No.13269262]

>>13267142
I fixed compressed air leaks which saved the company at least 100k a year

[Anonymous No.13269314]

>>13269131
on the campus a guy in a van asked me for directions. i used the phone to find out who was awaiting him and where he had to go despite me being the mechanic and not responsible for visitors

[Anonymous No.13269551]

>Name one way you have contributed to a culture of excellence.

[Anonymous No.13269644]

>tfw got 6 offers out of 7 jobs that I've applied to since 2016
I don't understand you faggots who stress about interviews. Unironically just bee yourself and wing it, don't prepare for shit. If you can't simply sit there and explain your skillset and demonstrate that you're not a psychopath you'll do fine. And I say that as someone who has only browses 4chan since 2009, daily

[Anonymous No.13269678]

>>13269644
>interviewed*
Not applied, lol must be near a thousand job apps by now

[Anonymous No.13269936]

>>13269173
What bank?

[Anonymous No.13269946]

>>13269936
Bank of America.

[Anonymous No.13270054]

Only ever had four jobs, interviewed plenty of places, the jobs I got the interviews went like this:

>spoke on the phone for ten minutes, he sells me on the role
>"s-so when do you want me to come in to interview?"
>"oh, don't worry, you already have the job"

>interviewed on the phone for 15 mins
>asked how I'd do X Y Z
>asked if I can do the excel good (I can't)
>said "yep sure"
>got the job

>pre-assessment phone interview
>real interview
>spent all day in an assessment centre
>1 to 1 interview
>presentation
>group excercise
>written test
>got the job
>all this within 6 hours or so, got the job

>"hey anon you applied here a while ago, we don't think you can do that job, but how about this one"
>"ye sure tell me about it homie"
>*he spends a good 45 minutes over the phone describing the job*
>"so do you want it?"
>"yeah"
>"okay anon I'll email you the assessment this sunday, you have four hours to complete it, if it's even one minute late you'll never hear from me again, bye"
>*did test, next day*
>"okay anon that was pretty good come interview with us tomorrow"
>went to an interview where we pretty much just insulted eachother for an hour and 45 and I got the job

Why can't I get a job like a normal person? Am I a retard? All the normal interviews I've had I've failed.

[Anonymous No.13270108]

>>13270054
What was the excel job like? I'm considering getting a job like that after my current job asks me to slave more without a raise

[Anonymous No.13270136]

>so do you have any questions?
>what is the ideal skill set for this position
>they describe the complete opposite of what i've been telling them

[Anonymous No.13270142]

>>13270108
It wasn't an "Excel job", it was just a random question relating to data entry and the way he asked it made me think he was looking for someone amazing at Excel.

[Anonymous No.13270156]

>>13267095