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"ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED to announce that I will be starting my new wageslave job at Shekelberg Inc! Really glad to join the team and sell my soul to Mr Shekelberg as he extracts surplus profit I generate by buying my labour from me at rip off prices!

What drew me to Shekelberg Inc was their stance on eradicating white males from existence. I really appreciate their efforts to boost white female privilege and drive a wedge between the two sexes in order to lower fertility rates for white people exclusively. Great work guys!"

>> No.13257585
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13257585

pee pee poo poo

>> No.13257601

Get a job negros

>> No.13257613

I POOQUEST A RAISE

>> No.13257630

Pretty much the state of LinkedIn in 2019, nailed it

>> No.13257652
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>>13257554
Kek have a (you)

>> No.13257666

>>13257554
Hey I went to elementary school with you and you once said hi to me in the hallway in 4th grade, please accept my connection request.

>> No.13257680
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Based Shekelberg

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/likes my boss's blog post
/likes my company's diversity event post

>> No.13257714

>>13257694

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY!!!!

*posts photo of all the disgusting potato faced 3/10 office roasties standing around a stable with a shitty cake one of them baked in the middle*

>> No.13257739

>>13257714
*Audible kek*

>> No.13257776
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A student came to class with his baby because he could not get a babysitter or anyone else to watch her that day. Professor NATHAN ALEXANDER said "I will hold her so you can take good notes".
Caring is part of being a professional.
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Picture and story by student of the class, @original_vaughn on twitter

>> No.13257792

>>13257776

Inspired by this

*shares*

>> No.13257806

>"ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED to announce that I will be starting my new wageslave job at Shekelberg Inc!

fucking KEK'd so hard i starter loling out loud irl

>> No.13257818

WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM SAYS THAT BY NEXT WEEK WE WILL HAVE NO AIR. ALSO THIS THIRD WORLD COUNTRY RUNS ON 200% RENEWABLE ENERGY AND THEIR HAPPINESS INDEX IS HIGHER THAN NEW YORK

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Smile to the World and the World Smiles Back! Thanks a lot for this recognition! I am happy that I accepted this challenge in Ireland and made friends with so many people from all over Europe. #bepositive #smile #positivelyawesome
>24 likes
>4 comments

>> No.13257838

>>13257776
This is so heartwarming! Professor Niggurton and I met a conference in Houston last Arpil, what an amazing man!

>> No.13257856

>>13257834

Holy fuck this one is real isn't it?

>> No.13257896

>>13257856
it is...

>> No.13257922

Vincent A. 3rd degree connection 3rd Independent

Iceland is all about diversity!!

"The ethnic composition of Iceland today is 93% Icelandic. The largest ethnic minority is Polish at 3% of the population."

Oh nevermind...... nearly 700k nazis liked this post if you think this is diversity, crazy!!

The irony is that the very people who like this post are the same who despise facism, go figure Bunch of whiney b!tches and I'm not refferring to the gender or race lol (edited)

>> No.13257951

Do i change status to unemployed or delete acc?
So far nobody bugged me. Why did i sign up for this.

>> No.13257972

>>13257951
deleted mine 3 years ago anon. It's full or normies and SJWs, it's become a social media normie fest

>> No.13258033

>>13257554
well done. i spit out my cereal laughing when i got to shekleberg

>> No.13258041

>>13257972
that's the fucking point, it's just to pass online creeping and not be excluded from making shekels. The idea of linkedin is to go hyper max normie.

>> No.13258083

Just opened up my feed and this was the first thing I saw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6uuIHpFkuo

>all white males are the baddies