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[Anonymous No.13255548]

Can’t get ex gf to leave my house. She just came back with a new rug and assorted decorations for the house. Literally what the fuck. She has never paid rent and I’ve let her live here in the past, court says she is entitled to live here. Only way out is to terminate my lease and forfeit my incredible rent controlled oasis in Los Angeles. How is this even possible?

[Anonymous No.13255565]

There is no fucking way this is true.

[Anonymous No.13255576]

>>13255548
just drug her and stuff her in the trash compactor like the elite do. i mean democrats do. anthony weienr

[Anonymous No.13255581]

Dude what the absolute fuck. Grow a fucking pair bring tinder sluts over and get your dick sucked on the couch while she’s there. Guarantee you she won’t be there tomorrow. Don’t be a fucking dumb ass.

[Anonymous No.13255587]

Move all her shit out you pussy

[Anonymous No.13255599]

>>13255565

These are my exact thought anon. I am even up for a Palimony case. I never even knew this was a thing. I never knew having a gf can fucking kill you like a marriage gone bad.

[Anonymous No.13255605]

>>13255587
based boomer

[Anonymous No.13255610]

>>13255581

how do you think our relationship ended in the first place? I thought this would be the smoothest and quickest break up plan.

>>13255587

I will go to jail dumbass.

[Anonymous No.13255617]

>>13255599
Sorry anon you're fucked. She's smarter and more resourceful than you and knows it. Your only options are a.admit defeat and move on with your life or b. Attrition. B is probably better seen as your life is a joke anyway.

[Anonymous No.13255633]

>>13255548
Destroy all her stuff discretely

[Anonymous No.13255644]

>>13255617

Fucking brilliant Anon. Shutting off all
Utilities now.

[Anonymous No.13255646]

Cut your losses. Sell the lease and make the lazy toastier get a job and pay her own rent. Never hold on to a loosing trade. This one is -10000000% already.

[Anonymous No.13255648]

>>13255548
>Dump all shampoos down the drain
>Put sugar in her gas tank
>Throw her food in the dumpster
>Put yogurt under her pillow
>Let any pets of her outside, so they run away

[Anonymous No.13255653]

>>13255548
>She has never paid rent and I’ve let her live here in the past, court says she is entitled to live here
wat. How?

[Anonymous No.13255669]

>>13255646
>loosing

I keep seeing this more and more. Will you thirdworlder non native English speakers please learn...LOSING

[Anonymous No.13255681]

ANON DO THIS BEFORE SHE DOES


GET A PFA FROM LOCAL COURT OR LOCAL POLICE

PROTECION FROM ABUSE

MAKE UP BS THAT SHE IS ABUSIVE AND PUNCH YOUR SELF IN THE EYE. THIS CAN WORK FOR ANY DOMESTIC SITUATION

T. DIVORCE LAWYER IN EAST COAST

[Anonymous No.13255686]

Take control anon, go full mental.

If the bitch even goes to court for this shit go deeper.

Pull a fightclub. Beat yourself (or ask a mate to do it) up. Black eyes and some bruises never hurt someone.

Press charges.

[Anonymous No.13255688]

>>13255653

We’ve been together over 5 years. I am now on the line to continue supporting her lifestyle even though WE WERE NEVER MARRIED. The act of supporting her in any financial capacity for a consistent period of time entitles her to Palimony.

[Anonymous No.13255693]

>>13255688

ANON MOST STATES HAVE DONE AWAY WITH COMMON LAW MARRIGE DONT FALL FOR ANY CONTRACTS

[Anonymous No.13255697]

>>13255681

Guess you've got callus on your soul as well anon

[Anonymous No.13255708]

Don’t leave anon this is the woman’s last resort. This is your castle

[Anonymous No.13255721]

>>13255648
Also, masterbate in kitchen/living room as much as possible

[Anonymous No.13255739]

>>13255669
Hur dur look at me Im a gRaMmAr nAzI

[Anonymous No.13255786]

>>13255610
so you cheated on her. serves you right, you asshole.

[Anonymous No.13255791]

>>13255721

Ugh this was a regular thing we did together. She is not normal goyos. Lesson to all you anons, a freaky thot that always stays by your side, WILL ALWAYS STAY BY YOUR SIDE EVEN WHEN YOURE THROUGH.

The only type of woman that is worth keeping is a hard working, smart & successful in her own right woman. Looks and sexual energy will only go so far. Eventually, sex gets old and what really matters is having somebody you can enjoy life with, does half the work in the household and is your literal best friend you can live with forever. Don’t get caught up chasing a trophy wife, a sex freak, a kinky bitch, a submissive, troubled, addicted, daddy issues bitch. Find a Normal girl anons, or non at all. It’s not worth it.

[Anonymous No.13255815]

>>13255688
>We’ve been together over 5 years. I am now on the line to continue supporting her lifestyle even though WE WERE NEVER MARRIED
Jesus Christ. Can never trust a roastie.

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[Anonymous No.13255862]

>>13255791

The price you´re paying right now is a big one. And makes you rethink the choice to ever let you into your life.

But when all is said and done (and you survived) you´ll be masturbating to the thought of having this crazy crazy creature around one more time.

[Anonymous No.13255878]

>>13255548
just get a new gf

[Anonymous No.13255893]

>>13255617

>smarter
>running crying to other men with guns to steal property

[Anonymous No.13256021]

>>13255791
Wait a minute, if she gets palimony and you legally have to support her does that mean even if she moves.out you still gotta pay her?

[Anonymous No.13256033]

Is this a bait thread? Seriously, what the fuck? This is beyond pathetic. Insane. And you Burgers call the US "land of freedom"

Just throw away her stuff and change locks. This is your fucking property.

[Anonymous No.13256039]

>>13256021

Yes, google CA Palimony laws. It is unjust.

[Anonymous No.13256064]

>>13256039
HOLY FUCKING KEK

JESUS YOUR COUNTRY IS A MEME

[Anonymous No.13256070]

>>13256039
There has to be a legal loophole out of it. Is it for life?

[Anonymous No.13256101]

>>13256039
This site seems to make me think you have ways out.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/minellalawgroup.com/the-truth-about-common-law-marriage-palimony-in-california/amp/

[Anonymous No.13256669]

>>13255791

going through this right now. i regret my choices. there's no way out

[Anonymous No.13256764]

>>13255644
Okay so this but actually. Shut off and stop paying for utilities, and only buy food you plan to eat then and there. It'll be annoying, but you can starve her out (assuming she's raiding your fridge already).

[Anonymous No.13256788]

>>13255548

>rent controlled oasis in Los Angeles

>How is this even possible?

Anything is possible in Cucknifornia

[Anonymous No.13257267]

>>> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
ANON PLS TELL ME U ARE JOKING
THANKS FOR RUINING MY DAY YOU PUSSY.

wtf is this shit, FUCK HER IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE, SOCIETY IS GIVING YOU THE MIDDLE FINGER AND you are just accepting it wtf.
DIDN't your dad teach you anything. don't you have any true friends for advice. WTF IS THIS a parody of life. PALIMONY the fuck is this.
this is truely the clown time line.
>> HONK HONK