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13229066 No.13229066 [Reply] [Original]

what't that one special item you would reward yourself with if your biggest bag mooned 100x overnight? for me, it's the dyson airblade.

>> No.13229078

>>13229066
Just wipe your hands on your pants dude.

>> No.13229080

4th gen FLIR/NV hybrid goggles

>> No.13229092

>>13229078
we are talking about if money was no object, just hypothetically here

>> No.13229097

>>13229066
This has been proven to spread germs everywhere dingus

>> No.13229111

Root canal

>> No.13229112
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13229112

a proper 70s pioneer stereo receiver with at least 2 pairs of HPM-400s

>> No.13229115
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>>13229097
that's why I want one for my house dumbass, so I can enjoy it without other peoples' germs ruining the experience

>> No.13229120

>>13229066
We had those at my old job. Way too fucking loud to have in the house.

>> No.13229134

it will only be in my private bathroom, guests wouldn't be allowed to use it

>> No.13229158

>>13229066
> Checked but obvious pajeet is obvious
I'd like to get a new car, but I would prefer to wait and build a log home.

>> No.13229159

>>13229115
So you don’t care about your own pee and poop particles flying on your toothbrush?

>> No.13229170

>>13229115
Fucking based. I want one too.

>> No.13229180

>>13229159
it's going to be designed in a way where that's not an issue

>> No.13229191

>>13229066
Just get a normal urinal instead, those ones spray piss everywhere.

>> No.13229215

a gf ;_;

>> No.13229216

>>13229066
>for me, it's the dyson airblade.
Same but only so I could stick my dick in it

>> No.13229226
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>>13229191
I'm done.

>> No.13229227

Why would you want a fcking dyson airblade absolute brainlet. Takes even longer than wiping your hands on a fcking towel.

>> No.13229228

>>13229066
a 10 million$ apartment building which i can rent out

>> No.13229237

>>13229066
I usually put my indian penis in these things

>> No.13229301

>>13229066
A house in my hometown

>> No.13229330

>>13229066
I have a long opened so I guess I would be multimilionare at the very least kek, buy a lambo desu

>> No.13229363

>>13229111
based man, get that dental work done! nice trips, biggest bag?

>> No.13229384

>>13229066
I'd want a conventional high power hand dryer, but mounted in the floor facing up so I could step out of the shower and dry my balls without a towel.

>> No.13229438

>>13229066
Those things scare autistic people, you'd regret it...

>> No.13229529
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13229529

I'd buy a plane ticket to go see my friends who had to move away

>> No.13229537
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>>13229363
Thanks bro. I'm 100% stinky

>> No.13229542

>>13229066

Lost. Kek.

>> No.13229549

>>13229066
Soda Stream with all the different flavors.

>> No.13229550

>>13229170
kek

>> No.13229561

bgs10 alpha black lotus

>> No.13229571

>>13229384
just use a blowdryer like for girl hair, that way you can get all the nooks n crannies

>> No.13229584

>>13229066
Those air dryers aerate that bacteria on your hands so have fun breathing your dirty air pleb

>> No.13229616

>>13229584
Since most of the board lives in Kolkata they're used to it.

>> No.13229645

>>13229066
These things can't be that expensive to buy and install. They're fucking everywhere in commercial buildings.

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>>13229191
Took me a second

>> No.13229684
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13229684

schoolgirl sluts

>> No.13229708

>>13229066

These unironically blow more bacteria onto your hands.

>> No.13229717

>>13229066
For me it would be a 1991 Subaru XT. I've wanted one for years but it's not worth selling my current car for one

>> No.13229863
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13229863

Roland's V-Piano. Can't play but want.

>> No.13229954

>>13229066
>>13229384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnguL3DwPaM

>> No.13229976
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>>13229708
in a public restroom maybe but this will be only for my use so it will be ok

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>>13229066
An extremely expensive Jewish lawyer to go take care of my legal shit

>> No.13230764

>>13229112
I have one

>> No.13230849

Get my teeth fixed.. get a vehicle.. maybe somewhere to live that isn't shit.. pay my medical bills..

>> No.13230886
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13230886

>>13229066
I am a keyboard snob/collector. I have some rare keyboards valued $600-$800 but I would buy pic related if my bags mooned 100x over night. they go for thousands of dollars to other rare keyboard autists like me.

>> No.13230893

>>13230849
>Get my teeth fixed.
oh yes this is my main priority too

>> No.13230910

A cure for my ulcerative colitis.
Oh wait money can't buy that.
Fuck me.

>> No.13230913

>>13229112
my parents have one similar to this. whats so good about them?

>> No.13230923

>>13230886
whats so special about this one, anon? is it one of IBMs first keyboards?

>> No.13230982

>>13229954
nice lookin boomer box there *sip*

>> No.13231001

>>13230923
the beamspring switches are regarded as the best mechanical switches ever made by a vast margin. they aren't made anymore, the tooling and methods for doing so are gone. few of them remain, the one in the pic is particularly rare out of all of them

here's one similar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qw6ebySet0

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>>13229066
these are nasty i never stick my hands in them

>> No.13231550

>>13231001
Thanks for the share anon interesting stuff. I don't know how I'd feel typing on what sounds like a tin roof.

>> No.13231576

>>13229684
time to wack my peepee

>> No.13231666

>>13229111
why do you want one of those?

>> No.13231678

i'd start ordering vietnamese takeout instead of cooking my own food

>> No.13231679

>>13229066
God these things fucking suck so bad. My old gym had one, it’s such a piece of shit and the only worse hand drying system is that machine with one sole pseudo-paper towel that everyone is supposed to share. Fucking disgusting cheap bastards

>> No.13231683

>>13229066
Id move to Maine

>> No.13231967

>>13229191
devilish

>> No.13231995

>>13231679
this retard doesn't know the technique to a fucking hairdryer.

/biz/ truly is pathetic.

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13232000

>>13229066
I like your style OP. Personally I’d get a couple of air multipliers.

>> No.13232021

>>13230886
Like half of the keys don't even have any labels. Do they even do anything? Why would someone want a keyboard with a bunch of non-functional keys?

>> No.13232033

>>13230910
Just buy a new colon. Rich people buy organs all the time.

>> No.13232043
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13232043

You haven't experienced Japanese culture until you've masturbated with a jet of water spraying your asshole

>> No.13232050

>>13232021
well baited anon

>> No.13232066

lol what is this a dyson shill thread? fuck off with your overpriced chinese motors.

>> No.13232075

>>13231001
fuck I didn't know collecting keyboards was a thing but that video man, I loved it

>> No.13232092

>>13229115
BASED & underrated

>> No.13232314

>>13232043
How do you clean the sprayer when shit gets on it?

>> No.13232359

>>13232314
use japanese precision shiting faggot

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>>13229066
To make my old-timer moped electric. Can’t ride it right now because of environmental zones.

>> No.13232543
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13232543

>>13229954
crazy how white the audience was.
the jew doesn't allow a single scene on TV without forced diversity nowadays.

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13232553

>>13230910
fasting/intermittent fasting.
you're welcome

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>>13232543
Boy are those heebs in for a rude awakening and a cold Zyklon B scented shower

>> No.13232571
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>>13232559
>>13231995
I keep a hairdryer chilling in my bathroom at all times. It's nice to dry your crotch before getting dressed.

>> No.13232572

>>13229191
Top kek

>> No.13232577

>>13229066
Proven to be the most unhygienic way to dry your hands as the spray the dirt all over the room. Dyson is a fucking cunt

>> No.13232607

>>13232553
Fasting is great. If I could I’d fast every day.

>> No.13232662

>>13229561
This

>> No.13232717

>>13229097
>>13229159
>>13229191
>>13229584
How does it blow piss, shit, and bacteria everywhere unless that stuff is on your hands? You do wash your hands with soap first, right? There should be no piss and shit left on your hands to blow everywhere, and very little bacteria. You dumb niggers, of course they blow whatever is in the water on your hands around, but if there's piss and shit in that then you did something very wrong.

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>>13229078

>> No.13232936

>>13229111
Nice I just got one of these a few months ago I havn't gotten a crown yet they only put the middle part in. It wasn't bad at all, I'd rate the pain 3/10 except there was one part of my nerve that didn't die and wasn't fully numb. For that split second the pain was 666/10. Pain for the 2 months before the root canal was much worse though I could hardly sleep more than 15 minutes a night. All because the doctor fucked up a filling like 3 years ago. ~$1.5k so far. Save your tooth anon.