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>be a mentally ill actual boomer
>be addicted to the internet because "special"
>write on your blog a long time ago about "digital gold"
>invest in bitcoin early because its a better concept than your digital gold scam
>get rich and commit tax fraud, get exiled from your own native country because criminal
>go on the run
>decide to go all in and make your own bitcoin fork scam, call it Bitcoin Satoshi's Vision because you claim to be satoshi
>tell the media that you are satoshi and provide absolutely zero credible proof to back it up
>random crypto enthusiasts online pick apart everything you say and all of your lies are exposed on a daily basis
>dont care, continue the scam and shitpost all day everyday on twitter doing literally nothing else except thinking about what to tweet next
>get trolled off twitter because mentally ill and delusional, blame it on crypto conspiracies against you and your true bitcoin, BSV
>get involved in a major lawsuit worth 100s of millions of which legal investigators are looking into the validity of the claims you made about being satoshi nakamoto
>eoy 2019 a court legally proves that you are not satoshi nakamoto and that you are actually a white collar criminal - get indicted on multiple charges, international manhunt ensues
>eoy 2020 you have your day in court and despite constantly shitposting on medium every day for a year to prove your innocence you get 12 years in prison anyways
>the internet has mostly forgotten about you at this point and laughs at the crypto news articles saying you are going to prison one last time
>you are never heard from again and while you are in prison hackers steal all of your crypto holdings

and thus ends the tale of Cuckenus Wright, the internet scammer that couldnt fool a decentralized network of terminal autism.

>> No.13201341

>>13201291
tl dr;

BSV PAJEETS GOT WREKT!

>> No.13201505
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Timelock tick tock

>> No.13201898

>>13201505
*farts*

>> No.13202530
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>>13201505
You are going to prison, Craig.

>> No.13202565

Can sobebody link me the indian satoj video

>> No.13202592

>>13202565
No but we can have sex

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>>13202565

>> No.13203443

>>13201291
Isn't it weird that literally anyone on biz that supports this dementia afflicted boomer is being paid by Craig? That's how much he cares about pretending to be satoshi he pays a pajeet shill army on biz. Sad. So so sad.

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How mad does seeing this thread make you, Craig?