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>we're looking for a team player

>> No.13199644

>>13199249
>unable to question authority
>inability to think independently
>can't separate work from life because can't get fired due to AA privilege
>a woman, or "should" be a woman
>can't do the job but can tell those who do do the job how to do the job

Matriarchy, folks.

>> No.13199664

>>13199644
>only hires women or fags
muh white cis male privilege

>> No.13199774

>>13199249

>Flexibility is a MUST
>Ability to work long shifts and maintain a positive attitude
>On call on weekends is a plus
>One week probationary period

also,

>HR department is white women only
>Mandatory personality testing through a third party HR company
>What can YOU bring to our company? Yes, we can read your resume, but we want YOU to tell us.
>Multi stage interviews, taking several days

This is the cancer killing U.S. business.

>> No.13199853

>>13199774
>>Flexibility is a MUST
>>Ability to work long shifts and maintain a positive attitude
>>On call on weekends is a plus
>>One week probationary period

Get this, I just got done applying to a job that makes you sign a contract if you're hired. Some of the things in the contract are (and I am generalizing a bit, but these are the honest truths):
>Work for less than minimum wage during 90-day training period
>After the 90-day training period, you have to work for two years or else you owe the company $20,000. EVEN IF THEY FIRE OR LAY YOU OFF YOU WILL OWE THEM $20,000 as per the contract.
>Job description says, "Must be willing to relocate to anywhere in the United States".... and they really mean it! They will force you mid-job to move to the other side of the country with as little as a week's notice

>> No.13199877

We had one of you 4channers as an apprentice engineer here. We had to get rid of him. Uncooperative and no people skills. Just weird as fuck in general.

>> No.13199900

>>13199853
take a pic

>> No.13199910

>>13199900
Just lookup a company called "Revature" and read the employee reviews on Google and Indeed

>> No.13199943

>>13199910
https://www.glassdoor.ie/Reviews/Revature-2-year-contract-Reviews-EI_IE1266141.0,8_KH9,24.htm
holy fuck lmao

>> No.13199945

>>13199644
Those are all effects of both patriarchy and matriarchy. Go outside.

>> No.13199970

a company is a clump of cells that feeds off of a person by enacting his will. why wouldn't he want the cells to be compliant and predictable, like women? do you have a problem with being a cell?

>> No.13199981
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13199981

>We're looking for someone who hates janitors and loves cunny

>> No.13199996
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13199996

>>13199249
>you see, our company works like a centipede

>> No.13200058

>>13199249
>we're looking for an antisocial NEET to harass our female and minority employees

>> No.13200076

>>13200058
not exactly a NEET in that situation

>> No.13200114

>When I look around in this company I see meercats always looking out for eachother

>> No.13200150

>>13199981
wouldnt mind waging for based pepe