WHY THE FUCK ISNT THERE A THREAD DISCUSSING THE CME FUTURES CLOSING

[Anonymous No.13153852]

For fucks sake, it’s in less than 3 hours

[Anonymous No.13153870]

>>13153852
TOO BUSY MAKING ABSOLUTE FUCKING BANK ON IDEX TRASHCOINS

[Anonymous No.13153888]

who cares about boomer trading instruments

[Anonymous No.13153899]

oh you mean the thing that literally happens every week

[Anonymous No.13153912]

>>13153870
>>13153888
>>13153899
Cringe and sooner pilled. If any of you fags had real wealth you wouldn’t be trading illiquid shitcoins for 10mil satoshi gain

[Anonymous No.13153919]

>>13153899
Actually brainlet it happens once a month

[Anonymous No.13153936]

>>13153852
It doesn't look like it'll dump just yet.
I think we might go above $4.2k before bulls give up.

[Anonymous No.13153945]

>>13153936
This, I think they’re really milking bulls hard here.

Seems like if it dumps it’ll be after the close, which is what usually happens

[Anonymous No.13153950]

>>13153912
Stay mad faggot, meanwhile I made 30 ETH in 3 days by buying any shitty project shilled here.

[Anonymous No.13153953]

>>13153912
so what's your point
a little market shake up before the settlement big deal
we see +/-5% regularly what makes today any different

I have a small stack cashed out and the rest in cold storage, I don't even trade anymore

[Anonymous No.13153965]

>>13153950
Im literally trying to make 500 bitcoin here and you’re worried about 30 eth

Kill yourself retard

>>13153953
The point is money can be made shorting rather than just being a pansy and sitting out

[Anonymous No.13153966]

>>13153912
>If any of you fags had real wealth
Well we don’t, obviously. At what point would you be so rich it no longer be sensible to invest in shitcoins and restrict yourself to bitcoin futures? It’s got to be when you have at least $1m in just cash to gamble with. Do you really think people on here have that much? Do you?

Fuck off smug boomer no one cares about bitcoin futures

[Anonymous No.13153974]

>>13153919
thats the thing, these cboe cme shits happen so frequently that who gives a shit at this point what happens to the price movement

[Anonymous No.13153981]

>>13153965
I'm not going to risk shorting at 4k after 15 month bear lol

[Anonymous No.13153989]

>>13153965
Nice LARP faggot

[Anonymous No.13154001]

>>13153989
Nice cope

Don’t worry win or lose I’ll post my final trade

[Anonymous No.13154004]

>>13153852
good riddance to bad rubbish. it was killing the market.

[Anonymous No.13154008]

>>13153852
Because the last time futures expired, absolutely nothing happened.

[Anonymous No.13154010]

>>13154008

[Anonymous No.13154019]

>>13153852
Massive dump incoming
bbc.co.uk/eu-to-ban-bitcoin

[Anonymous No.13154026]

>>13154019
just sold everything, thanks senpai

[Anonymous No.13154030]

Nothing fucking happened last expiry date and that was with the 60k btc fud

[Anonymous No.13154083]

>>13154030
That was cboe tho

[Anonymous No.13154111]

>>13153981
Hahahaha god damn /biz/ bears are so late to short this.

[Anonymous No.13154120]

>>13154083
>CBOE
>The other boomer exchange

[Anonymous No.13154158]

>>13153852
HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.13154318]

/biz the thread where anyone over age 40 is called a "boomer"...not even remotely close. Boomers are rougly 65 to 75 years old rn...they were born immediately after WW2 guyz...sheesh

[Anonymous No.13154327]

>>13154318
Yeah and CME is run by boomers retard

[Anonymous No.13154328]

>>13153919

Oh no once a month?! Well shit.

[Anonymous No.13154333]

>>13154318
It's actually 30 you deluded boomer

[Anonymous No.13154350]

>>13154318
>not being a 27 year old boomer

[Anonymous No.13154353]

>>13153852
Wait a second my nigger. Are you saying BOTH cme and cboe futures are closing?

[Anonymous No.13154367]

>>13154353
No just cme rn

[Anonymous No.13154378]

>>13154353
When tards figure out that they can just use a zero apr credit card to buy crypto so they can forget about margin calls, they'll abandon CME also. Big banks will end up taking on the role of hedging active funds.

[Anonymous No.13154381]

>>13154010
Notice how over time they have less and less effect on the downward movement. Eventually the shorts will exhaust out.

[Anonymous No.13154388]

>>13154353
CME is the only exchange still offering BTC futures. CBOE called it quits

[Anonymous No.13154399]

>>13154388
why tho?

[Anonymous No.13154398]

>>13154378
>>13154388
>>13154378
Thanks anons.

[Anonymous No.13154419]

>>13154399
The trade volume of the futures at CBOE dried up.

[Anonymous No.13154464]

>>13154419
Can't they just washtrade it up like those chinese dO? Then everyone will think everyone's trading there and it becomes a selffulfilling prophecy

[Anonymous No.13154518]

>>13154464
Futures don't work that way. Wash trading is illegal in the usa

[Anonymous No.13154538]

>>13154464
fuck CBOE
fuck futures

[Anonymous No.13154646]

>>13154399
Dunno lol.
Rumour is they want to relaunch with a btc backed ctf

[Anonymous No.13154908]

Cme in 20 minutes this not a drill

[Anonymous No.13154948]

Because fuck all happened last time it closed.

[Anonymous No.13154953]

>>13154908
11 min now

I’m unironically shaking anons

[Anonymous No.13154960]

Ready to market dump 50k~ in case my limits don't fill. Hopefully something actually happens today. Will be comfy watching anime until then.

[Anonymous No.13154995]

>>13154388
>>13154399
>>13154646
CBOE is considering doing actual bitcoin backed futures settled in physically deliverable bitcoin like fidelity is going to be doing. They stopped to analyze value and cost of doing it like fidelity.

[Anonymous No.13155002]

>>13154995
Gonna need a sauce on this anon

[Anonymous No.13155037]

>>13153852
Literally in 4 min. I’m unironically shaking

[Anonymous No.13155408]

>>13154948
Wow what do you know. Fuck all happened.