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I pretty much want to be a financial terrorist to people I know when I make it, what skills do I need to know or should start looking into so I can get maximum misery on my investment? and no im not talking about actually being a terrorist, I just want to fuck over a lot of people financially. thanks! :)

>> No.13124304

buy every company they work for and fire them
purchase all the real estate in their area, and wherever they live hike their rent ridiculously

>> No.13124320

>>13124304
noted, thank you fren, those are pretty good ideas.

>> No.13124329
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13124329

>>13124285

>> No.13124331

>>13124285
neets and their active imaginations. time to snack on those cold tendies and try to convince your mom that you reeeeallly need $20 for something important. So you can go buy a 12 pack of mountain dew and some ciggies.

>> No.13124346

>>13124285
Convince people that a bunch of 0's and 1's are going to be the new financial system of the world which will save people from poverty. At first they will doubt.

Artificially manipupulate the price to go high really fast, allowing a couple people to get rich.

The suckers when then become heavily emotionally attached to the 0's and 1's and willing to slave away to be able to buy some, thinking it will buy their freedom back.

Never artificially pump it again, and admire the suckers throwing their lives away for a bunch of 0's and 1's that have no intrinsic value.

>> No.13124348

>>13124329
I don't want to go to club fed tho
>>13124331
yea you're right, its just a fantasy of mine right now, but I buy my own shit, kiss my nuts.

>> No.13124531

>>13124348
> HI GUIZ MY nAME IS TEH PENGUIN OF DOOM AND I WANT TO BE AFINANCIAL TERRIST LOL
> oh haha no I don't mean terrorist LOL

>> No.13124544

>>13124346

sheeeeiiitttt

>> No.13124561

>>13124544
lmao first thing i thought.

>> No.13124572

>>13124531
yea? well what are your goals? lambos and brappers? fuck outa here nigger.

>> No.13124585
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13124585

ahhh fuck this, im just going to do it the old fashioned way and just vote for trump.

>> No.13124613

>>13124572
I'm going to be a financial terrorist for you and ruin your life using illegal means but have enough money to legally get away with it you big fucking pussy

>> No.13125033

>>13124585
Make sure to never get tired of winning

>> No.13125054

Have them invest in chain link

>> No.13125991

>>13124304
Lol what kind of autistic fantasy is this. Have fun getting sued nigger

>> No.13126157

>>13124285
You don't have to actively do anything. Almost 90% of normans from 20 - 60 yrs of age are financially illiterate.
Just sit back and watch the show.

>> No.13126326

>>13126157
>move out normie
>pay rent normie
>get a job normie
>get married normie
>have kids that arent yours normie