/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.13067601]

The memes were true. Sergey will grant Asian girlfriends to all his followers. You thought he was hard at work using the 32m to build oracles and snatch customers but he instead spent the last 2 years giving philosophical compliments to Asian attention whores all over reddit and normie social network with the single purpose of creating a decentralized network of Asian girlfriends for all of the neet node operators. Bless Sergey for finally delivering tamperproof Asian girlfriend smart contracts to all yellow fever high iq intj neets.

[Anonymous No.13067617]

1 link = 1azngf eoy check them

[Anonymous No.13067618]

Wtf sergey

[Anonymous No.13067619]

>>13067601
if that's actually Sergey we're all going to be rich. that's Bezos-tier cringe (and that's a good thing)

[Anonymous No.13067637]

>>13067601
based

[Anonymous No.13067642]

>>13067601
redpilled

[Anonymous No.13067647]

>skipped work today to take selfies
she'll need more than a day to not look like some jungle asian

[Anonymous No.13067656]

>>13067601
based dmt poster sergey

[Anonymous No.13067660]

[Anonymous No.13067672]

Asian girlfriends are so pure, submissive and traditional, you just need to point your finger and they will obey your every desire.

[Anonymous No.13067856]

Asian gf plz

[Anonymous No.13067928]

>>13067647
based

[Anonymous No.13067944]

>>13067672
story on this?

[Anonymous No.13067966]

https://old.reddit.com/user/smartcontract
NOOOOO ITS REAL

I THOUGHT OUR SERGEY HAD GAME

[Anonymous No.13067970]

>>13067944
women are not permitted in the room while he reads from the qu'ran

[Anonymous No.13067986]

>>13067966
lmaooo segey is a redpilled psychonaut. i love this project more and more every day. that selfie comment is ken bone or jeff bezos level cringe though desu

[Anonymous No.13068028]

>>13067601
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.13068065]

>>13067601
Reaching levels of /OneOfUs/ that were not thought possible
>>13067966
Where's that copy pasta about his enormous cock? I think that was from a couch surfing review too

[Anonymous No.13068148]

>>13067966
>We surpassed 6,000,000 unique addresses

[Anonymous No.13068796]

>>13067966
that fat dorky nigga didnt smash none of those hoes, your leader is a lame

[Anonymous No.13068834]

>>13067966
holy fuck please be sergeys reddit

[Anonymous No.13068846]

>>13067966
That’s some turboautist /biz/tard’s account lmfao

[Anonymous No.13068903]

>>13067601
Who the fuck would want some slanty-eyed slope cunt? Just give me my 1k eoy.

[Anonymous No.13068921]

>>13067601
>INTJ
The only thing those have in abundance is being full of themselves. The most intelligent types don't gravitate towards intj (or intp) at all

[Anonymous No.13068952]

>>13068921
Plenty of studies proving you wrong bucko

[Anonymous No.13068962]

>>13067966
She has nudes posted
7/10, it's alright

[Anonymous No.13069750]

[–]smartcontract 0 points 1 year ago*

Second would be landing in Boulder, Colorado. Was tranquilized on ample Ativan and still managed to crap my figurative pants. The turbulence was such that our flight attendant, who was instructing us on what to do, gasped in aposiopetic panic and abandoned her sentence—and us—for silent prayer.

First was in June of ’16 when I was returning home from a failed stem cell treatment and, whilst looking down and out over the Rockies, ruminated about how these mountains might be one of the last beautiful things I’d see. That flight, I was more distant from earth than it ever was from me. And my internal range of emotion was vaster than the mountain range writhing beneath.

[Anonymous No.13069766]

>>13068921
>The most intelligent types don't gravitate to intp at all

You are so full of shit.