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Why don't you donate plasma? It's about 3 hours a week total and you get close to $350 extra in your pocket every month for just browsing 4chan or listening to podcasts

>> No.13066404

>>13066358

I make $50 per hour at work and don't have to put a needle in my arm.

>> No.13066410

>>13066358
>sharing needle space with niggers
no thanks Tyrone I'll pass

>> No.13066444
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13066444

>giving my vital fluids for chump change
no

>> No.13066451

>>13066444
$80 a week isn't too shabby
Sure it could be more but it helps and you save lives

>> No.13066507

>>13066358
>donate
>monetary compensation

>> No.13066522

>>13066358
How do you get paid via a donation?
:thinking:

>> No.13066529

>>13066358
How often can I donate?

>> No.13066531
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>>13066358
This is literally for opiate and crack niggers

>> No.13066546

>>13066358
Honestly its an easy way to get an extra $5,000 per year. You get there sit in a comfortable chair while reading, watching your ex's insta or shitpost pump a coin on /biz/.

>> No.13066562

It weakens your immune system, no thanks

>> No.13066569

you'll take the money and buy food/water to replace the blood lost

POINTLESS

>> No.13066583

>>13066358
> $350
where i come from u are lucky to find a place that'd take 450ml of your whole blood for $70. and you can do that only every 2 months

>> No.13066585

>>13066358
plasma does wonders for the body
imagine being this poor

>> No.13066587

Terrified, frankly

>> No.13066743

>>13066569
You don't lose blood. They take the water from your blond and is replaced with a saline solution. In reality you lose something like 80g of carbs, 50g of protein and 10g of fat. Is all you lose, nothing a $4 dollar visit to mcdonalds can't fix.

>> No.13066746

>>13066743
Fuck off plasmastein

>> No.13066764

>>13066743
Why don't they blend burgers then?

>> No.13066774

i know someone who did this and got aids

>> No.13066776

>>13066764
The water in your blood contains white blood cells. They are used to make medicine for patients with compromised immune systems.. Think of HIV or when your body attacks itself (autoimmune). They can't use animals because we have different cells.

>> No.13066806

>>13066774
Not even possible. The needle and tube are wrapped individually and get discarded every use. He just won't admit he got fucked in the ass.

>> No.13066918

>>13066743
>Loses 80g of carbs
>KETO INTENSEIFIES

>> No.13066939

>>13066743
thanks for the real info, anon, appreciated

>> No.13066961

>>13066743
wrong. it takes a month to replenish all the immunoglobulin and other shit you lose. which is why in every country but burgerland they won't allow you to sell plasma more than once a month. burger kikes don't give a fuck and want you dead anyway

>> No.13067136

>>13066507
80 a week
I spend that on a meal anon
Think bigger faggot

>> No.13067158

>>13066743
Ez cutting strategy

>> No.13067195

Ok guys I'm not gonna lie. I'm from a shithole called Hungary and I did this in my uni years. This shit is basically a secondary income there. I used to give 2 TIMES A WEEK 800ml each visit.
Never had any issue really, they even told us it stimulates blood generation.

>> No.13067209

>>13066358
Inferior people don't deserve to live

>> No.13067226 [DELETED] 

>>13066358
That's for college kids who want money to get fucked up without getting a job.

>> No.13067234

>>13066444
This the only way someone is going to receive your body fluids.

>> No.13067240

Because I was born in England and they're worried I have Mad Cow.

>> No.13067317

>>13066358
>Why don't you donate plasma?
As if it fell from the sky... I work hard to build up some and then you think I'm just gonna hand it over for free... the fuck I am, my nigga, the fuck I am.

>> No.13067339

>>13067209

>t. Edgy teenager for as long as he's not the one who needs it

Go to bed kid.

>> No.13067394

>>13066961
I donate twice a week and I'm fine

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>>13066961
>i need my government to handhold me or else im liable to kill myself
i cant imagine thinking like this
what a novel post

>> No.13067640

>>13066774
I literally knew some kid who gave blood and died from a heart attack later that day while working out. He had a preexisting condition but the donor people said it would be fine.

>> No.13067658

>>13066358
gave plasma twice, never have i been that desperate and i hope never to be again.

>> No.13067667

>>13067640
that's horrible but....come on man basic common sense says not to work out after losing blood.

>> No.13067674

>>13066358
I did that for a while, but I think my blood pressure is too low or something. Even the staff seemed annoyed at how long it took me to fill up the thing.

>> No.13067679

>>13066546
$5000 towards LINK to drink the blood of innocents in 2021

>> No.13067690

prasma soon round eye

>> No.13067729

>>13067674
This. I no longer donate blood for this very reason.

>> No.13067769

>>13067690
Kek

>> No.13067788

they pay you 45 dollars and make about 10k a bottle fuck that. and thats at least here in south carolina.

by the way they legalized weed in georgia but here they claimed weed is worse then heroine and crack and some black pastors soft shoed next to the governor for clout by backing him

>> No.13067976

>>13066358
Some people say it's in you to give I say it's in you to live

>> No.13067992

In Europe they don't pay you to donate blood or plasma. The best I could get is a free breakfast and a day off work.

>> No.13068007

>>13066358
>donating
I mean the fact that they mark up what they take from you over 2100%, it's pretty much a donation.
You're also probably sucking years off your life princess bride style.

>> No.13068020

>>13066358
I don't want to helpothers

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>>13066444
Based satania. Checked

>> No.13068326

>>13067788
>10k a bottle
Is there a way i can sell plasma directly to hospitals? Like if i just roll up with a cooler filled with bottles of plasma you think theyll take it?

>> No.13068340

>>13066961
land of the free? more like land of the retarded, right?

>> No.13068351

>>13068326
Big pharma wants it more

>> No.13068387

i have a feeling that the blood from healthy youngins is going straight to billionaire elites for drinking or transfusion. Probably why they have blood drives in high schools.