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I have £47,523 debt and live at home with my parents, don't want to to work and spend my days forcing myself to read lofty books and posting on Facebook about how climate change and the UK remaining in the EU is hugely important to appear intelligent to other people.

Is there any hope?

>> No.13021254

>>13021236
For the climate? no
For you? yes

>> No.13021267

HAHAHA EUROFAG DETECTED
EAT SHIT FUCK FACE AHAHAHA

>> No.13021277

>>13021236
Is it a good degree at least? You can clear 45k with a mcjob if you're willing to live like a peasant for 3 years.

>> No.13021279

>>13021236
Rip

>> No.13021293

>>13021277
Sociology, I was looking to get a job in the civil service but I secretly don't think I am clever enough.

>>13021267

HEY

>> No.13021315

>>13021236
Sounds like you have to figure out what you want out of life, mate. It's a tough question, but important.

>> No.13021321

>>13021254

Tbh I don't even understand anything about the climate debate, I just regurgitate Brian Cox and IFL commentary to sound smart to my Facebook friends. Heheh.

>> No.13021332

>>13021315

That we can agree on man. I hope the government bails out student debt though desu. I figure if I earn below £20,000 for quite a few years the student debt will be forgiven by then.

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>>13021236
>how climate change and the UK remaining in the EU is hugely important

>> No.13021354

>>13021293
Have you even applied for a civil service job yet?

>> No.13021361

>>13021236
>doing X is hugely important to appear intelligent to other people.

Being intelligent is important to appear intelligent.
You wont appear intelligent, no matter what you do.

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>>13021342

Are you too dumb to understand a hockey stick graph generated from manipulated data? You prick.. Bet you don't even have a degree..

>> No.13021379

>>13021354

No, I feel intimidated by the enlightened, eminently productive and learned powerhouse that is the civil service. How could someone with as little intelligence as me hope to join such a grand institution?

>> No.13021383

>>13021293
have you considered applying to diversity officer positions op?

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>>13021361
>Being intelligent is important to appear intelligent.
>You wont appear intelligent, no matter what you do.

You should see my facebook page... All the right opinions.

>> No.13021409

>>13021383

I am a straight white male, the fact I am not straight up shot in the back and kicked into a ditch to rebalance the ever so painfully unequal society we live in is enough to be thankful for from my standpoint. I don't want to rock the boat, so to speak.

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> 47k debt
Oh boy you'll probably pay that off into your 40s lmao good luck pal

>> No.13021415

Lol at the op. Good luck fag

>> No.13021458

>sociology
Im not even kidding brug I work in HR and sociology degree is instant delete job application. Even no degree is more valuable for me, because that way there is less chance of the faggot being beta enabled refugee welcomer.

>> No.13021484

>>13021393
You sound like an idiot, who thinks the world cares about him so much, that him stating popular opinions is enough to reward him for stating it.

Solution for your problem:
- focus on your career (which Brexit will hamper btw...)
- get rid of your debt (which will become harder, as Brexit will lead to growing interest rates...)
-

>> No.13021485

>>13021458

What is wrong with refugees welcome? Are you racist?

>> No.13021489

>>13021484

At this point, I think Brexit (and climate change to a lesser extent) have ruined my life. Getting a job is so hard now.

>> No.13021562

>>13021489
>At this point, I think Brexit (and climate change to a lesser extent) have ruined my life. Getting a job is so hard now.
>>13021484
>career (which Brexit will hamper btw...)
>>13021484
>debt (which will become harder, as Brexit will lead to growing interest rates...)

Going to wrap this up together into a nice Facebook post right now lamenting how Brexit has ruined my life to impress others with my sophistication, importance and knowledge of politics. Will let you guys know how it goes.

>> No.13021585

>>13021562
You act like an insufferable faggot. Didn't knew brits were like this.

>> No.13021609

>>13021562
>Will let you guys know how it goes.
>tripple-bumps his own posts about the misery of his life while making a strawmen against anything you dont like

It is already set in stone, what will happen:
- no one will care about the posts
- no one will care about your well-being
- no one will get rid of your debt for you
- no one will acknowledge your existance
- no one will remember you

I honestly pitty you.

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>>13021585
>>13021609

Just posted and already got a like!

>> No.13021640

>>13021562
What a strange larp. Sounds like the works of a faggot with a meme degree

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>>13021630
>(((stein)))
kek

>> No.13021670

>>13021293
>sociology degree
never gonna make it

>> No.13021948

>>13021293
>Sociology
>Wanting to be a value-sucking government leech
It checks out. You deserve to fail OP.

>> No.13022418

>>13021236
going into debt to study sociology... you will understand how fucked you are after a few years of unemployment

>> No.13022543

>>13021332
Dude, student debt in the UK clears out after 30 years. You will get taxed 20% on £20000 which means you need live on £16000 for 30 years. The good thing is that you can earn up to £25000 before paying the debt now so you will live on £21000 but still, it's pretty bad. You have no choice but to live a pleb life unless you move abroad and tell the student finance to go fuck themselves