/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.12962271]

qui se credebat miros audire tragedo, in vacuo laetus sessor, plausoque theatro editio

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

previously masterpiece:
>>12959013

[Anonymous No.12962296]

>buy labd calls
market shoots up
FUCK THESE FUCKING JEWS MANIPULATED MARKET

[Anonymous No.12962301]

LPTX

[Anonymous No.12962305]

>>12962271
how do i hedge my sold options without buying options?

[Anonymous No.12962307]

>cnat

[Anonymous No.12962316]

>20 ft of snow falls
>across the entire continental US
>all within 1 hour, not 3 days to fall bullshit
>this falls like a blanket, crushes cars, wooden buildings
>absolutely slaps the fuck out of some kids
what happens to the stock market?

[Anonymous No.12962325]

is NYN little sister /smg/'s new mousescot ?

also WHY NO GPRO DIP ;_;

[Anonymous No.12962330]

Bought SEEL, was asleep during the bump

[Anonymous No.12962337]

I poopd

[Anonymous No.12962343]

>>12962301
>pump didn’t extend into AH
Good signs that it isn’t artificial. I wouldn’t be surprised if institutional ownership rocketed today.

[Anonymous No.12962373]

>>12962343
my body is ready

[Anonymous No.12962376]

haters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiySSc2Yrhg

>>12962325
Fake Nyn is only good for cheek squeezing

[Anonymous No.12962382]

>>12962271
>Bears come out during early morning panic
>Market recovers and i'm making a gain by the end of the day

I shit on bears

[Anonymous No.12962408]

>>12962271
>qui se credebat miros audire tragedo, in vacuo laetus sessor, plausoque theatro editio

lol'd

[Anonymous No.12962436]

>>12962408
La Creatura of the
>Black Lagoon

Now there was an anime
*sips*

[Anonymous No.12962446]

>>12962316
holy fuck answer me

[Anonymous No.12962455]

>>12962446
nigger

[Anonymous No.12962456]

>>12962316
I become a serial rapist

[Anonymous No.12962470]

>>12962456
quite possible
shit would never melt

[Anonymous No.12962477]

>>12962446
weather not affect american stock market you sillytard

[Anonymous No.12962485]

>>12962477
Brian Cornell would like to have a word with you

[Anonymous No.12962487]

>>12962436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D48_fhySMAE

[Anonymous No.12962496]

You guys didn't figure out the strategy by Tuesday? baka
>Monday
>big time pro analysts all do interviews telling the press that the market will be "flat" while it "waits" for jobs report
>traders decrease their holdings
>sell throughout the week
>turn market red
>jobs report Friday
>retail/troglodyte investors sell bad news
>hedgefunds and banks buy up the cheapies

Flat = signals a selloff
Wait = buy catalyst (after dip)

They clearly knew the jobs report would be a statistical error but by the time idiots had figured it out they would have already panic sold the headlines.

[Anonymous No.12962499]

>>12962477
youre telling me 20 ft of snow would not affect markets

[Anonymous No.12962514]

>>12962477
i like your gif tho desu

[Anonymous No.12962515]

Anybody else ready for Lyft off?

[Anonymous No.12962517]

>>12962316
20ft of snow in one day would be an apocalyptic event anon

[Anonymous No.12962525]

>>12962517
but what haaaaaaaaapppeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssssssssssss

[Anonymous No.12962531]

>>12962499
20 ft of snow would probably trigger a national emergency bordering on the apocalyptic. The weight alone would cause the amount of damage of 1000 hurricanes.
The markets would just be closed

[Anonymous No.12962535]

>>12962531
a answer
do we napalm the snow?

[Anonymous No.12962545]

>>12962515
Lyft will crash the markets because hedgies will sell everything to circle jerk this to the moon

[Anonymous No.12962549]

>>12962531
>wake up
*market closed for snow day*
>go back to bed
Comfy

[Anonymous No.12962550]

>>12962535
Hahaha nigga just like
Put some salt on that shit
Ahahaha
Like
How cheap do you think napalm is?

[Anonymous No.12962557]

GUYS FUCKING REPLY TO THIS POST DONT JUST ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T READ IT

what are some good stocks to buy that will soar if climate change becomes exponentially worse in a few years?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12962564]

>>12962531
>>12962517
>>12962316
this is what 20 feet of snow looks like

https://twitter.com/tomwarren/status/995505256262873088

[Anonymous No.12962572]

>>12962557
Short Africa

[Anonymous No.12962579]

>>12962535
Everyone would probably be dead who wasn't already in a bunker/cave. Even then they'd die soon of suffocation or hunger because it would take several years for the snow to melt, if it ever did.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12962588]

>>12962557
desalination companies (ex: CWCO, longing increased water scarcity), renewable energy companies

[Anonymous No.12962590]

>>12962376
she has best song desu

>>12962499
Nope.

[Anonymous No.12962601]

>>12962564
>https://twitter.com/tomwarren/status/995505256262873088
>>12962579
interesting
ty /biz/ness men

[Anonymous No.12962622]

>>12962271

> Be me
> Unironically took my first position in the markets ever on February 20th

How retarded am I? I missed the lion's share of the late 2018 dip, although I did manage to buy before the most recent top. I kinda feel like an idiot getting in after a pretty bullish 9 years and knowing full well that Roubini and Dalio are calling for a recession, but I just hate the feeling of holding cash knowing that bank interest won't beat inflation.

[Anonymous No.12962623]

>>12962545
Silicon valley companies always tank after IPO . They might reach back up eventually, but their worth is entirely speculative and hype is priced. People will eventually learn about their earnings/finances/etc and wake up.

[Anonymous No.12962627]

>>12962496
you have it backwards, retail doesnt sell bad news, hedgies sell bad news and retail gets distributed on @_@

[Anonymous No.12962640]

>>12962557
Food futures. Its fucking simple.

[Anonymous No.12962697]

>>12962623
It will mirror GPRO's chart

[Anonymous No.12962752]

>>12962622
You did good. Don't worry about timing the market. Don't think of selling.

Time in the market beats timing the market.

[Anonymous No.12962768]

>>12962622
Buy until you Die

[Anonymous No.12962770]

>>12962330
I’m so sorry. Usually I’m driving to work at PH but I decided to come in late just so I could watch SEEL’s pricing action.

[Anonymous No.12962774]

>>12962752
what are you talking about? if you could time the market like the HFT funds do you would literally be a billionaire

[Anonymous No.12962777]

>>12962697

[Anonymous No.12962781]

>>12962697
I was thinking exactly the same thing

[Anonymous No.12962792]

>>12962774
I'm validating the poor bagholder.

[Anonymous No.12962822]

WE SETTLE THE DEBATE ONCE AND FOR ALL /SMG/

Ultimate $100K portfolio

VTSAX: Expense ratio, low div yield, stable
DIVVY: DIS/JNJ/PG/KO etc. high divvy, no fees
Growth: AMZN/V/GOOG/NVDA no divvy, no fees

What's the best? Imo leaning to dividends and growth 50/50

[Anonymous No.12962836]

Anyone have thoughts on NASDAQ:FB? I know everybody on 4chan hates Zuckerberg, but it's kinda hard to look at a 20% trailing P/E vs 60% year over year earnings growth and not think this is a good bet. I know there's a lot of drama about slowing user growth but remember they also own instagram and if you ask anybody in marketing they'll tell you FB ads are underpriced (i.e. they can afford to raise the rates and make more money that way even if the userbase declines a little)

[Anonymous No.12962838]

>>12962770
Now I’m just hoping LPTX is worth its salt in the next couple of days and maybe turn a profit

[Anonymous No.12962877]

>>12962838
Same, but I think it's worth holding at least if the next few days fails. I'd hold for a week to see how the price stagnates after earning

[Anonymous No.12962892]

>>12962822
everyone loves dividends. receiving a dividend makes you feel good, so that is the best

[Anonymous No.12962896]

>>12962877
I'm just a little trigger happy with biotech after seeing what happened to BPTH and SEEL

[Anonymous No.12962914]

>>12962822
Are dividends still worth if you're not messing with thousands of stocks? I feel like I would get better return by putting my money in an Ally account

[Anonymous No.12962923]

>>12962896
Preaching to the choir here, I lost a lot of money on NVAX but fuck me biotechs are so much fun to gamble on. Currently holding on to LPTX and NVTA, hoping to recoup some losses while the S&P tries to figure out if we are gonna have a recession or not.

[Anonymous No.12962931]

>>12962896
Missed out on BPTH
I’m sure there was at least one lucky sob that bought at 1.5 and sold at 74

[Anonymous No.12962947]

Stocks are overbought

[Anonymous No.12962954]

were US markets still open when china released their results? (exports dumping -20%)

[Anonymous No.12962974]

>>12962923
Fuck NVAX, lost a bit on it same as you. Thank god I didn't gamble a lot so the pain was not as bad as it coulda been.

Gonna stick to just building up my S&P 500 fund and T. Might add to my GE stake if it shits down more like they're all claiming it is.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12962979]

>>12962974
I told you you were overconfident about your biotech picks, my man

[Anonymous No.12962996]

>>12962979
Dont be a dick Pendulum our hero Amarin is at near all time highs

[Anonymous No.12963004]

>>12962931
I don't know if it was a larp, but some goon was running around claiming a +$350k

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12963011]

Might as well just dump all your VTGN, J&J is going to beat them to the special-K.

[Anonymous No.12963012]

>>12962923
I'm thinking biotechs are my new bag. I very briefly looked at a couple and it seems like it's a spike then it's quite, so it's just calling the spike. Although I guess that could be said for a lot of sectors.

[Anonymous No.12963016]

>>12962979
Yeah I know. Least I made some Profit from the AMRN. Coulda been a hell of lot worse. Like that dude who ended up down 2000% or some shit.

[Anonymous No.12963024]

>>12962914
Are you willing to put aside a portion of your check every month to consistent divies? Will you reinvest divies into more divies? If the answer is yes to both of those things, then divies will be worth it. There's a lot of fags throwing around big dick money, but be reasonable in the timeframe of goals, this isn't BTC we are dealing with. If you put in~100 bucks a check into divies, you have a couple of thousand in divies in a year depending on how your check goes and that's income that isn't just going to go away. You gotta be willing to slowly invest if you aren't making a lot of money. If you can't maintain a portfolio of dividends and other stocks, then I don't think you make enough money to be worrying about stocks but that's just me

>>12962974
I'm so fucking pissed about GE. I let Warren buffet talk me into selling and it went up. Lost my divies and my pretty good price on GE. I'm never selling anything pre market again.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12963031]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/elliekincaid/2019/03/05/fda-approves-johnson--johnsons-ketamine-derived-drug-for-treatment-resistant-depression/#cee21893e03f

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12963039]

>>12963012
It's a really interesting sector once you get to know it

https://pastebin.com/xYLP6gaK

>>12963016
It's just a matter of doing your DD before you buy stocks and knowing what you own, imo

>>12963031
AV-101 > esketamine

[Anonymous No.12963057]

>>12963024
That makes sense. I'm young so as fun as it is to assblasted on pump and dumps, dividends do sound appealing, especially for the long haul. Divs you posted are the highest paying or the most stable?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12963059]

I mean what the shit is this? I'm snorting K like a decade ago and I'm treated like a fucking drug addict, now J&J comes out with a nasal spray that's 3 times more potent and gets the FDA blessing and is hailed like a fucking savior by the pseudo science loving fake disease real drug cartel.

[Anonymous No.12963061]

>>12962974
Their pipeline is pretty misleading at first glance. It looks they have multiple ips but it’s really just the same vaccine in different age groups

[Anonymous No.12963083]

>>12963031
J&J ketamine, MDMA, LSD analogues, and DMT available at every 711 please

[Anonymous No.12963087]

>>12963024
I think GE will be one of those kick yourself stocks. As in you'd be kicking yourself for not jumping on it when it shit to $6 - 7 range once it rebounds to $30. Least it seems that's the general long term outlook. Yes it may swing down here and there (buy the dip) but the ceo has a big financial stake in the turn around. So the better off GE is, the better off he is to.

[Anonymous No.12963092]

>>12963031
less than a month after big pharma execs admit to causing the oxy epidemic
get it together america

[Anonymous No.12963097]

>>12963039
Appreciate the link, probably better than throwing darts

[Anonymous No.12963102]

>>12963092
Those dystopian pharma vending machines from 80s cyberpunk movies are just a decade away.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12963113]

>>12963097
no problem, glad you liked my copypasta

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12963127]

>>12963083
I mean did they really have to do a study for this shit? Anybody who tried it could have told you snorting k will make you feel good.

[Anonymous No.12963142]

>>12963113
What's your usual hold time on biotech? Do you hang out after the spike or is it pretty case by case basis.

[Anonymous No.12963144]

>>12963024
>I let Warren buffet talk me into selling and it went up.

Buffett is veering close to senility territory now, I wouldn't be listening to him too closely in 2019. He notably lagged the S&P 500 over the past 12 months, by his own admission. There's nobody around right now who has quite the 50 uninterrupted years of market beating that he had, but I'd say if you can find things that Dalio, Icahn and a few others agree on, it should be pretty good.

[Anonymous No.12963147]

>>12963057
Couldn't tell you any consistent divi earners, I'm still building a more consistent portfolio myself. When looking at buying divi stocks, keep in mind that the stock itself, if good, will continue to grow in value most likely, so you're gonna make more than just pennies and dimes if you keep with it. I'm still pretty young, but my perspective on the whole thing is that in 5 years, I'll be glad to have some spare cash in stocks that I just let do their thing. Iirc, divie stocks tend to be one of the better places to be. Lot of people like Microsoft around here, I've also been thinking I might buy KO since I understand they have divies.

>>12963087
Yeah I just sold because I was planning on buying a dip, yet it went fucking up this week.

I'm sure I'll see 7-8,I think this CEO is a lot better of a choice to get GE out of their current pit, Fanny just seemed a bit too forward with his investors and didn't seem like he had a plan.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12963156]

>>12963102
We just need a drug that cures your depression, has all your daily vitamins and minerals, gives you the big ass boner, but the sick bastards only make it in a suppository.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12963159]

>>12963142
depends on your personal timeframe
in your case, I think your best bet would be to find companies that have upcoming catalysts (https://www.biopharmcatalyst.com), do some DD to find out if those catalysts are likely to go well or not, and then sell after they spike/dump

[Anonymous No.12963177]

>>12963159
I'll do that, thanks for the tip. Biotech snooping may replace my destructive craps addiction

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12963192]

>>12963177
you definitely have much higher chances of success gambling on biotech catalysts than you do craps (since gambling is designed to make sure you statistically lose money over a long period of time, whereas how well you do picking biotechs depends entirely on you and how well you do research)

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12963202]

>>12963177
>>12963192
there's obviously a component of luck in gambling on biotech catalysts as well, but you can greatly increase your chances by making educated choices

[Anonymous No.12963207]

>>12963057
Make sure you enable Drip on your divvy stocks. Your basically doubling your eventual payout if you use Drip. Which is free money I might add.

So instead of letting that quarterly payout just pile up in your account it gets reinvested into buying more shares of the stock. Soon you'll get to to the point where the payout is buying whole shares which will increase that fat payout exponentially.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12963212]

well according to my half assed analysis this SPY shit is supposed to run all the way up to $290 before our next pull back. Set your longs, and put a trailing stop in once we get to $285.

[Anonymous No.12963216]

>>12962954

Yes.

[Anonymous No.12963240]

>>12963156
>We just need a drug that cures your depression, has all your daily vitamins and minerals, gives you the big ass boner, but the sick bastards only make it in a suppository.

Make a drug that does all those things and I will happily shove it up my butt daily.

[Anonymous No.12963256]

New biotech strategy gonna try out March/April:
1. Sectorwide monitoring of the 52 week lows
1 1/2. Stare at some charts
2. DD
3. Buy if no bad news/upcoming catalyst
4. Hodl

[Anonymous No.12963260]

>>12963212
yeah I proofread it and 290 is a conservative target. 340 in play

[Anonymous No.12963263]

>>12963207
Very nice, I'm through Robinhood, is this an option or is it basically just keeping an eye on divs?

[Anonymous No.12963274]

>>12963263
>Very nice, I'm through Robinhood,

Why do people use stuff like Robinhood instead of just trading thru their bank?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12963279]

>>12963260
I need to make money on the downside too though. That's the only way to make the market your bitch.

[Anonymous No.12963287]

>>12963240
How come they ain't made a drug that can cause teeth regeneration? Don't sharks teeth grow back, if I remember right? Seems like they could study the sharks and figure out something. But then, a lot of dentist would be outta work so maybe that's why.

[Anonymous No.12963290]

>>12963274
No fees. Simple UI

[Anonymous No.12963297]

>>12963287
Why won't they make a drug that makes me not a manlet?

[Anonymous No.12963301]

>>12963279
the secret is to buy so many stocks that at least some will be green when the market corrects. then you sell your winners to average down on your losers.

[Anonymous No.12963305]

>>12963287

We must harness the power of axolotl limb regeneration and gecko tail regeneration to reverse circumcision first. Top priority.

[Anonymous No.12963313]

>>12963263
Should be an option. Least it is for me. Which is nice. After 15 or so years I can turn it off and let the payout get dumped into my account.

[Anonymous No.12963325]

>>12963279
Biotech and other stuff that bucks the indices. PCG was green all week, idk if its because its a utility. Seems like it.

[Anonymous No.12963341]

>>12963301

Buying an index etf or two is exactly the same thing. That's not playing both sides of the volatility, only a defensive play. You have to short (in whichever method you prefer) to play both sides.

[Anonymous No.12963343]

>>12962781
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.12963348]

>>12963313
I'll check it out, based helpfulposter

[Anonymous No.12963392]

>>12963274
I use Robinhood for meme stocks that aren't worth paying even a few bucks in commission for. Schwab is my broker for everything else.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12963394]

This oil shit looks like it wants to break out hard. I got a feeling we're going to see USO trading in the $13-$13.50 range by mid april which means we got 2 chances to grab a whole dollar on this fucker in the next 5 weeks.

[Anonymous No.12963512]

It feels weird to go work for 12 dollars an hour the very next day after you make 5 grand while taking your morning shit.

[Anonymous No.12963520]

>>12963343
wich 2hu is your favorite? Mine is Byakuren, she has my colors in her hair!

[Anonymous No.12963525]

Did you guys hear about the billionaire that just died trying to make his dick bigger?

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12963538]

>>12963525
F

https://nypost.com/2019/03/06/billionaire-diamond-trader-dies-during-penis-enlargement-report/

[Anonymous No.12963551]

>>12963538
When I'm an old billionaire I'll hire a doctor to give me a penis reduction surgery and kill me on the operating table

[Anonymous No.12963570]

Buy BST everyday

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12963580]

>>12963551
Why would he get penis enlargement surgery when he could have just payed Jerome to fuck his side bitch?

[Anonymous No.12963583]

>>12963263
it doesn't as far as I know, but it credits it back to your account and since robinhood as no fees, it works itself out well enough.

[Anonymous No.12963585]

Emerging markets broke out of the decade long downtrend its probably going to be a total moonshot for the world like never seen before. more stimulus on the way

[Anonymous No.12963649]

>>12963520
Reimu :3
shes so easy going and charming

[Anonymous No.12963684]

>>12963520
>>12963649
Sure would be a shame if someone reported these posts.

[Anonymous No.12963705]

>https://www.instagram.com/brand1safari1/

who is this guy?

and specifically how much is in each bag?
>https://www.instagram.com/p/Btfn4GKF9SM/

[Anonymous No.12963723]

>>12963684
me alway say if you notant able for beat touhou you have no business trading :3

besides what your favorite 2hu anon :< ??

[Anonymous No.12963732]

>>12963705
stop advertising your instafail here >: (

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12963842]

>>12963705
100k

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12963976]

>>12963705
Looks like 3.2 million in USD, but he's got stacks of the 500euro bills which would be like 500k euro per bundle. so even if there's only 2 of those that's still like another 1.12 million

[Anonymous No.12964036]

who else here /yanggang/ ?

[Anonymous No.12964049]

IIPR afterhours redeption arc begins now

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12964074]

>>12964036
Everybody who matters here is voting for Trump and knows the primary is already rigged for Cory Booker.

[Anonymous No.12964125]

>>12964036
Tbh, I could be persuaded to vote for a left libertarian who wanted to raise taxes but massively eliminate market regulation. It'd be fun to see the chaos that generated

[Anonymous No.12964139]

>>12964036
Nope. Wrong board shill.

[Anonymous No.12964157]

>>12964036
>$1000 per person per month
>helicopter money causes inflation causes all assets to moon

Anyone who isn't yang gang hates making money

[Anonymous No.12964187]

>>12962446
big dip on insurance companies I guess? Hard to say anon its a very silly question.

[Anonymous No.12964220]

>>12964036
me also big fan of Sakuya because its alluded to that she cooks humans as her main course

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12964245]

>>12964125
I'd be fine with raising taxes massively, but only if we cut spending and started with entitlements first and the military last...

[Anonymous No.12964309]

>all these pussy ass yang gang haters crossing the street when they see me

[Anonymous No.12964491]

Office Space for movie night tomorrow!
We're playing Office Space to honor wagies everywhere o7

[Anonymous No.12964536]

>>12964491
YOU PROMISED ME MY FAIR LADY

[Anonymous No.12964593]

>>12964245
What's the point of cutting spending when after hiking taxes?

[Anonymous No.12964607]

>>12964536
That's next next week.
Times change, kiddo

[Anonymous No.12964612]

>>12964593
money pile. if we stack it to the moon, we don't need NASA anymore.

[Anonymous No.12964613]

>>12964593
Literally how to balance the budget, brainlet

[Anonymous No.12964629]

>>12964613
You just raise the taxes more. And you get rid of licensing and any business road blocks to jump start the economy.

[Anonymous No.12964630]

>>12964536
I wanna watch Ralph Bakshi's Coonskin (1975)! Anything mike judge makes is great though, Office Space is classico

[Anonymous No.12964645]

>>12964630
I promise we will never watch that

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12964671]

>>12964613
actually I wanted a surplus too accumulate a nice war chest, so we could pass the Baggie's $20 Trillion Cocaine Party Act. Don't let the name deceive you. We actually only use the cocaine we've already intercepted from the cartels, then we remove all the judges from the benches so there's nobody to enforce laws, burn the constitution and have world's largest fireworks show by setting off nukes around the whole world.

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12964689]

>>12964536
Comfy is incapable of keeping a promise

[Anonymous No.12964708]

>>12964645
I still also want to watch Ang Lee's Brokeback Mountain (2005) >:(

[Anonymous No.12964709]

>>12964689
We can watch night crawler tomorrow, I promise

[Anonymous No.12964741]

Weekend is such a double-edged sword. I want to watch my positions move by the second but at the same time it means I don't have to wage away at my desk. Wife is away for the week so that means no sex. All that's left is heavy drinking and sports betting, and /biz/ it would seem.

[Anonymous No.12964758]

>>12964741
Day trade crypto

[Anonymous No.12964781]

>>12964758
I dabbled in it but haven't done much in probably about a year. Before that I gave Forex a shot and my broker went bankrupt, sold my account to some other company, and I decided it was a sign to quit.

[Anonymous No.12964787]

So why is everyone so fucking bearish? I turned on cnbc and every one of them is talking about how the market needs to sell down to 230 I thought thats what everyone was saying we needed to have back in june so the market could go higher now that we sold off and reclimbed everyone narrative went from oh we got to sell off test feb lows then we can get to ath.

No we tested feb lows last october - dec and reclimbed but instead of the narrative of now we can climb back higher and reach aths now its we have to go back down and retest.

Wtf did I miss? Why is everyone switching up like this all of a sudden

[Anonymous No.12964790]

>>12964781
Actually just remembered, they didn't actually go bankrupt, they were kicked out of the US by the government for shady tactics and offloaded their clients to a different company. I ended up getting my account balance back after a few months of not having any idea what the fuck was happening. FXCM was the company.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12964824]

>>12964787
It's the first sign of blood we've seen all year so the big bad wolves are all like I SMELL BLOOD. Truth is the rally from the Dec lows was too hot and had to cool off. We've cooled off and are set to keep going up. There's also that whole uncertainty of the US-Chinese thing and the whole Europe and Chinese economic slow down, but what ever we were getting fucked selling to them before so our economy is actually thriving since they needed us more than we needed them, but we still could use them which is also causing a bit of a hiccup. Should be at ATH this summer.

[Anonymous No.12964915]

>>12964787

Biz media is forever garbage. Always delayed reaction. Still more downside to come though. Failure to break in to green territory today was bad sign.

[Anonymous No.12964952]

>>12964787
Dude, in my opinion the only credible financial media is Bloomberg Surveillance on the radio in the morning. They don't take positions on where the market is going, based Tom Keene and his co-hosts just observe what's happening in the futures and through the market open with interesting discussions on the day's data and insight from some pretty prominent oldfags who call in for interviews. CNBC is pure trash bordering on daytime soap opera.

[Anonymous No.12964955]

>>12963976
cool thanks

[Anonymous No.12964962]

>>12964915
>failure to break into green today

[Anonymous No.12964977]

>>12964787
2 main reasons.
10 years of bull market means the market is expecting a bear market soon or now.
Global GDP growth is slowing everywhere with the US and China slowing slightly less

[Anonymous No.12964979]

>>12964962

These were the closing numbers.

[Anonymous No.12964993]

>>12964962
>posting future prices, not the market itself
holy shit are you retarded or pretending

[Anonymous No.12965002]

>>12964979
>>12964993
If you want to ignore the heavy after hours buying you can

[Anonymous No.12965005]

>>12964630
Black dynamite would be better choice, plus it would actually be a good movie to watch!

>>12964709
>nightcrawler tomorrow night
yikes, then count me out

[Anonymous No.12965029]

>>12965005
>>12964630
>>12964709
>>12964536
>>12964491
Can't you homos keep this in your disc*rd?

[Anonymous No.12965053]

>>12964993
>>12964979
>>12964962
none of these quotes are right
we closed on 2753.75

and futures are only correct price because they literally drive market and have highest volume by large margin

[Anonymous No.12965057]

Since hardly anyone responded

$100k VTSAX
$100k JNJ/PG/AAPL/JPM/KO/V/MA/AMZN/BRK/NFLX

Which portfolio wins in 30 years?

[Anonymous No.12965058]

>>12965002
>posts futures prices and fucks up
>retorts with AH trading
>still wrong

EVERYONE POINT. POINT AND LAUGH.

[Anonymous No.12965069]

>>12965053
>still red
The amount of bullcuck cope is unreal. You prepped the bull, now you get cucked.
WOW!

[Anonymous No.12965074]

>>12965058
BUT YOUR QUOTING THE AH PRICE OF SPY THAT WAS DIRECTLY DEVICED BY FUTURES

SPY CLOSED 274.46 TODAY

[Anonymous No.12965082]

>>12965069
ME SHORTED TODAY YOU ARE SUPER DUMMYTARD

[Anonymous No.12965087]

>>12965057
Probably the first one if it's a broad market fund. But it reminds me of something I always think about, which is why people put pretty big sums like that into the hand of hedge fund managers. It's way less fun, but parking $100K in a low cost index funds is about as good as your can get for something like 30 years.

[Anonymous No.12965090]

>stock market closed on the weekend
>rest of the board is just cryptokids trying to moon
You're the only reason I come to this shit board /smg/

[Anonymous No.12965100]

>>12965074
>AH matters at all
>Especially on a Friday when there is 2 days of info to be priced in on Monday open
>Still red

Maybe if you faggot weebs spent less time on collected gooktoon pics you wouldn't suck total shit lol

[Anonymous No.12965107]

>>12965090
enjoying this riveting debate on where the indices truly and really to a certainty closed today?

[Anonymous No.12965109]

So I'm fairly sure we have a market crash coming within a yearish, but I still want muh dividends. How fucked am I if I invest half my money as I get it and set aside the other half aside to buy up some dividend stocks on fire sale when the market crashes?

[Anonymous No.12965114]

:^)))))))))))))))))

[Anonymous No.12965123]

>>12965109
Holding back some cash when things are twitchy like this is a good idea.

[Anonymous No.12965135]

>>12965114
What's your target EW bro? Mine is 1800.

[Anonymous No.12965139]

>>12965090
It's tortuous when you have absolutely nothing to do on the weekend. Sometimes I just end up starting at charts and reading prospectuses for hours on end.

[Anonymous No.12965142]

>>12965100
MONDAYS OPEN WILL MOSTLY BE DECIDED BY SUNDAYS FUTURES

REEEEE YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING

[Anonymous No.12965152]

>>12965114

I generally agree with your TA but goddamn if there isn't something about elliot waves that pisses me off. I can't explain why I hate them. There is all sorts of TA hokum that makes much less sense than elliot waves. Still, fuck elliot waves.

[Anonymous No.12965179]

>>12965135
Can't decide. For now it's 2135 where we topped for some sideways action. If it gets worse, it will be the 2000 and 2008 tops of 1570
>>12965142
AH is low volume shit and nobody should care. You only care to cope with your losses of cutting basically even. Futures matter and don't open till Sunday so simmer down, I know, you gookfag
>>12965152
Same. It's too nebulous but I'll take it if it matters. A big part of me thinks a lot of people just suck shit at it and give it bad cred. That said I rely on it as much as I would rely on a high card in poker.

[Anonymous No.12965219]

>>12965179
"AH" VOLUME ISN'T LOW THERE WAS MORE BUYING OF ES_F and SPY AFTER CLOSE THEN THERE WAS ALL DAY

EVERYTHING YOU SAY is WRONG

[Anonymous No.12965220]

Perfect back-test off of the log support formed from the post 2008/9 crash

[Anonymous No.12965245]

>>12965219
Please fuck off you subzero-IQ retard. The notion that AH has higher volumes than regular hours is retarded as shit when there is less people participating. Institutions do their re-balancing in the final hour of trading, not AH.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12965252]

>>12965179
We didn't close the week at the lowest of the low. Sellings over, we're going to gap the fuck up on Monday.

[Anonymous No.12965272]

>>12965252
Lol I doubt it. Even so I reckon the weekly close will be red. We're looking at a bearish engulfing candlestick pattern, overbought readings, logarithmic resistance level all playing out. Not to mention the biz-tier investor has just piled back into call options again whilst institutions were shifting even more money into bonds

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12965275]

>>12965179
Also as far as your RSI cross, shit can stay overbought and bounce around up there for a while look at the runs up from October 2016 and October 2017,

[Anonymous No.12965278]

>>12965275
Of course it can but I wouldn't bet on it based off of how the daily technicals are playing out

[Anonymous No.12965292]

>>12965114
>>12965179
>>12965220
My God it's beautiful

[Anonymous No.12965297]

>>12965005
IT WAS A JOKE WE'RE WATCHING OFFICE SPACE

[Anonymous No.12965301]

>>12965292
SQQQuad lil' nigga and grab some TVIX

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12965317]

>>12965278
What ever I'll be over here watching us break 2800 with you next week.

[Anonymous No.12965325]

>>12965317

[Anonymous No.12965362]

>A/S upped to 6B

[Anonymous No.12965376]

>>12965362
Kek

[Anonymous No.12965394]

>>12965252
>we're going to gap the fuck up on Monday

Not if asia continues to shit blood.

[Anonymous No.12965403]

>>12965362
>6 BILLION shares outstanding
Good lord is profit ok?

[Anonymous No.12965415]

>if my wagecuck dollars were low enough, I can deduct my contact lenses from my tax filing.

Yay!
Did /smg/ use any neat tricks for their taxes?

[Anonymous No.12965424]

>>12965403
He died of weed overdose :(

[Anonymous No.12965435]

>>12965415
Here's a trick: do your trades with your tax-free accounts

[Anonymous No.12965454]

>>12965220
This post makes me wet

[Anonymous No.12965459]

>>12965435
>Tax-free accounts
You mean my 401k or some shit?
I don't have a Cayman Islands account anon

[Anonymous No.12965555]

>>12965459
401K, Roth, or true local UBS account in Switzerland

[Anonymous No.12965580]

>>12965403
It's 1.5B now, but it's gonna be almost 4B per their S-1 filing.
:^)))

[Anonymous No.12965628]

>>12965555
I did my 401k with the kind where you pay taxes beforehand on it? I expect my income to be higher in the future, so it made sense.

I don't think I can do actual trades with it, pretty much just put in in different types of index funds. I prioritized large cap US because they were tanking when I set it up (Q4 2018)

[Anonymous No.12966325]

>>12962836
I'm a Facebook fan. Lot of heat lately from politicians but the important thing that was noticed last year is that 3 billion people use facebook products every day. That's almost half our species uses zucks stuff in one way or another. They are adding privacy features now and can add fees to their WhatsApp money transfer and make a lot of money off remittances.

[Anonymous No.12966969]

>>12965415
Yeah, declaring my occupation as “student” and my income as “gifts” and not paying any.

[Anonymous No.12966988]

>>12965114
Since this is the conclusion most investors have come to, the market is obviously going to do the opposite so that a small amount of people can make the most amount of money possible

[Anonymous No.12967091]

option market maker here. you fags have option related questions? im bored as shit

[Anonymous No.12967224]

>>12967091
if buy an option only to hold and trade it short term as a security and don't plan on exercising it, does the "break even" price apply to me

[Anonymous No.12967248]

>>12967091
How do I make money on low volume options without any interest on excersising the options?

[Anonymous No.12967289]

>>12962271
Why do exchanges have hours? Why can't i buy part of a company on certain days and hours? It's not like they stop doing business
T. Retarded

[Anonymous No.12967321]

How do I exercise a put or call before the expiration date on Robinhood?

[Anonymous No.12967387]

>>12967091
do you have a strat that consistently makes you 10% per month yet

[Anonymous No.12967395]

Why aren't millennials eating Campbell's soup and how do we stop it?

[Anonymous No.12967428]

>>12967395
it’s kinda fucking gross desu

[Anonymous No.12967474]

CAPTAIN MARVEL WAS A DISASTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12967486]

>>12967474
>ever watching capeshit

[Anonymous No.12967558]

>>12967224
If it's very deep in the money or close to expiry yes. otherwise its kinda pointless to look at break even prices to be honest as they just skew your judgements because it doesnt take all the other inputs into account.

>>12967248
You effectively don't as a retail trader, transaction costs are higher and fills are always sub-optimal.

>>12967387
do you know what market making is?

[Anonymous No.12967628]

>>12967486
IT WAS SUPPOSED FOR FUN AN EMPOWERING MOVVIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>12967558
do you have any stories about a 1 dollar option going up 300000% right before expiry ?

[Anonymous No.12967677]

>>12967628
when you're a market maker, ur always on the wrong side of that trade. i post bid/offers, when someone comes to you bidding on a large unhedged position of quasi worthless calls/puts you have to be very, very, careful of whats going on. You're never really fully exposed as you try to hedge everything across different strikes and maturities but it can still be fishy.

Like in the PCG bankruptcy case a while ago. The stock was trading at 7 and then news broke that they were cleared for a couple fires. Stock went up to 12 or so after that. Right before the news broke, someone bought an insane amount of 10 calls expiring that friday. that person made 2000% return in 5 hours but is also probably going to jail.

[Anonymous No.12967701]

>>12963024
I'm still in the novice status when it comes to understanding stocks. From what I've gathered, I think the following will be a good strategy for me:
> start small with 500-1000 in investments until I get my bearings
> chip in 200 a month towards stocks
> investing primarily in weed stocks as nationwide recreational use is right around the corner, in less than 5 years
> one or two pharmaceutical stocks
> buying and selling small gains, but letting the stocks I think have growth potential stick around
> once I hit 10K+, start looking into dividends
tl;dr I want to make small gains to get my money up and then when my money is big enough, invest into long term stocks with decent quarterly payouts.

[Anonymous No.12967851]

>>12967701
>10K+, start looking into div
wew

[Anonymous No.12967933]

>>12967677
t-thanks you for t-telling me this O_O

[Anonymous No.12968081]

What happens to all the already unfunded pension funds when the markets crash right as boomers start withdrawing benefits?

[Anonymous No.12968109]

>>12967677
why jail?

[Anonymous No.12968150]

>>12968109
because im 99.9% sure that that's insider trading.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12968195]

>>12968081
Uncle Bernie comes along and gives them healthcare, or we can renegotiate the pension deals. If they don't take the deal, well then the obvious conclusion is there's a default followed by a settlement and then the laws change so they have take the deal.

[Anonymous No.12968212]

>>12968081
They point fingers at millenials and force them to buy their bags one way or another; through government bailouts and hence greater taxes or at gunpoint

boomers *will* get theirs, don't misunderstand. Not getting their pension was never on the table.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12968235]

>>12968212
Fuck that, we're pushing up the age to receive social security benefits to about 84, and going to keep quantitative tightening until 1 dollar is like 50 euro.

[Anonymous No.12968282]

will anyone vote for Andrew Yang 2020?

[Anonymous No.12968289]

>>12968195
imagine unironically typing "uncle bernie" as if he cares about you

[Anonymous No.12968465]

>>12968282

No, only person worth leaving the house to go vote for is Bernie. Bernie's been consistent for decades. Yang is just a pandering shill

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12968470]

>>12968289
Doesn't really matter, the primary is already rigged for Cory Booker.

[Anonymous No.12968501]

>>12968465
>>12968465
You may not understand the future ticket that may be heading this way. Yang doesn't have the gift of 'Gab' so to speak. Not yet.. :-)

[Anonymous No.12968503]

>>12968081
There will be cuts to pensions, -20% to start with. They can call it a age increase cut, as people live longer its only natural to cut pensions also

But ofcourse not the boomers pensions, but millenials upcoming pensions that they are paying in advance

[Anonymous No.12968554]

>>12968503
Most boomer pension plans legally can not be modified per each individual state's constitution.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12968582]

Happy 10 year bull market anniversary.

[Anonymous No.12968614]

>>12968554
But they can vote in masse that unfunded boomer pensions will be funded by moving assets from younger, smaller age group pensions. Most millenials are too stupid or high on drugs to even notice such laws to pass.

[Anonymous No.12968697]

>>12968614
Yes. They will eat their young.

[Anonymous No.12968733]

>>12967851
I know it takes significantly more money than that to live well. I'm just saying that I'd start throwing my money into stocks that pay out nice dividends around that point.

Can someone else tell me if I'm on the wrong path? >>12967701

[Anonymous No.12968734]

>>12967395
Sodium
Idk how Asians are so cut with all that onions sauce

[Anonymous No.12968771]

>>12968733
if your young just go growth, its superior

dividends are for when your closing to retiring age and/or are a boomer

[Anonymous No.12968786]

>>12968734
Salt doesn't make you fat it raises your blood pressure

[Pendulum !!97YdFhwozvv No.12968920]

>>12968282
>>12968501

[Anonymous No.12968981]

>>12968554
My state pension can't be fucked with. It's got so many rules that govern it that only the state legislators can fuck with it and then only so much. ex: current employees can't fuck with them. New employees hired after year xxxx, yes they can change shit but not without a lot of agreement so really not at all. The backlash of fucking with state workers would be /is severe

[Anonymous No.12969054]

>>12962622
Don't worry about the pundits saying a recession is about to happen. They've been predicting the impending financial collapse since the late 80s when the Dow was dangerously overvalued at 700. Recessions do happen inevitably, but nobody actually knows when.

[Anonymous No.12969061]

>>12968981
Which is a good thing. Under the terms after 27 years I can retire w/full benefits. Nice pension check every month + 401k + paid med. I'll be age 50. Only 14 more years till that day. Maybe sooner, thanks to "loopholes" I can use my unused sick time towards my retirement credit. They also pay me at retirement for any unused vacation and comp time I got.

[Anonymous No.12969102]

>>12969054
>exponentially increasing debt
>increasing debt
>more Americans have credit card debt than ever
>close to half of Americans can't come up with $400 for an emergency
>student loan defaulting soon
>home crisis possible
>balloon expanding at the seams

sure

[Anonymous No.12969159]

>>12969054
>Its going up forever

Even the mainstream economist are predicting 2020 for US to hit recession

[Anonymous No.12969186]

>>12969061
How does it feel to be sacrificing the future for your comfy boomer retirement?

[Anonymous No.12969393]

>>12968582
Crash it.

[Anonymous No.12969494]

>>12968470
literally who

[Anonymous No.12969511]

>>12968465
THEY ARE BOTH SCUM BAG TRYING FOR APPEAL TO PEOPLE WHO WANTS FREE STUFF

[Anonymous No.12969515]

>>12969186
Huh? what sacrifice?. Financial you mean? If so the only debt I got is my house. So I'll be just fine financial wise. I save money each month plus my investments. The state is doing ok. Hell a lot of there current financial issues are self inflicted. If they'd get off there asses and let more income generating business in instead of letting it go out of state then they'd be having money out the ass.

[Anonymous No.12969909]

this election season going to be nightmare
Yang peepees me off almost more than Bernsmallpeepee

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12969934]

>>12969494
He's the guy that's going to get 40% of the super delegates by default. They're also going to give him the majority of the super pac money, but they're holding off on that until we're closer to the primary.

[Anonymous No.12969996]

>>12969934

[Anonymous No.12970081]

>>12963297
If it makes you feel better im 6’2” and women still avoid me like the plague

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12970104]

>>12969996
They'll tell you who he is later, and it doesn't matter who you vote for. Your vote doesn't even count.

[Anonymous No.12970121]

>>12968920

[Anonymous No.12970407]

>>12969934
But what if Biden jumps in? Wouldn't that make him the most establishment candidate?

[Anonymous No.12970500]

>>12969934
>>12970407
>>But what if Biden jumps in? Wouldn't that make him the most establishment candidate?
that depends, define "establishment"

protip: your definition wont be the same as everyone else's

[Anonymous No.12970572]

>>12970407
Joe Biden has no chance. He's so easy to smear.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.12970595]

>>12970407
They've already got the majority of the questions for the debates already, just enjoy the show. American politics is now the worlds greatest reality television show.

[Anonymous No.12970630]

>>12970595
b-but Qanon predacted all of dis. Trust Sessions Baggie. Trust the plan.

[Anonymous No.12970662]

>>12965220
Does this actually mean anything or is it just a neat use of a logarithmic function?

Puts or Calls Monday?

[Anonymous No.12970690]

>>12962271

trading this market has been an absolute shitshow since the new year. im going back to fx.

[Anonymous No.12970700]

>>12970690
f(x) = ?

[Anonymous No.12970757]

>>12970700
Foreign exchange pham

[Anonymous No.12970826]

>>12970757
ERR:SYNTAX

[Anonymous No.12970830]

Collapse is ... CONFIRMED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU7H-o1hSxY

[Anonymous No.12970868]

>>12970830
I need this

[Anonymous No.12970912]

Office space uploading to drive right now so it will for sure work tonight!!
9:00 tonight mountain time!
RKG is only allowed to come if she doesn't complain the entire time >_>

[Anonymous No.12970920]

>>12970830
There will be blood on the streets

[Anonymous No.12971071]

>>12970912
How about you all form a suicide pact instead?

[Anonymous No.12971103]

>>12971071
That's pretty much what /smg/ is already

[Anonymous No.12971111]

>>12970912
>she
me think you not have to use preferred pronouns unless you live in Canadastan.

[Anonymous No.12971152]

Indian Banks will continue to moon as the Pajeet economy continues to grow at a billion percent per year
https://www.imf.org/external/datamapper/NGDP_RPCH@WEO/OEMDC/ADVEC/WEOWORLD
Buy HDFC and ICICI
The best India ETFs are SMIN, INCO and maybe INDY if you are a pussy
>>12971111
RKG is a real gril with very masculine features

[Anonymous No.12971185]

>>12971152
sirs...

[Anonymous No.12971197]

>>12971152
>>12971185
On second thought you really only need INCO for Indian ETFs
Economic superpower by 2030

[Anonymous No.12971205]

>>12971152
Me no think so. Me think you easily confused by anime reaction pics and voice modulating software.

[Anonymous No.12971249]

Buy KOF

[Anonymous No.12971266]

KOF is the future
El Warreno Buffeta coming through!

[Anonymous No.12971289]

How much KOF for a woman like this?

[Anonymous No.12971349]

>>12970912
ehat!? me never complain, besides you promised MY FAIR LADY, get me to the church, just get me to the church.... why are we watching office space such a pleb movie, who am me kidding you probably wont not even be able for play it tonight, top 10 problems with office space and why My Fair Lady is better movie:

[Anonymous No.12971350]

Should i load up on GALT now that it's back under 5?

[Anonymous No.12971434]

NEW THREAD!!!

>>12971421
>>12971421
>>12971421
>>12971421

[Anonymous No.12971867]

>>12968786
Cut=when you can see your muscle fibers
Water retention (lack of) and low body fat are key factors. I look cut as fuck when I get rid of sodium from my diet

[Anonymous No.12971888]

>>12971350
Nah. Wait for it to crash and burn. 4 is a good evaluation. You don’t want good, you want cheap