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>mfw i cracked a joke at my job interview and the interviewer didnt hear me and said "what?" and i repeated it and he said "oh, haha" and proceeded to write in his notebook

whats the fucking point

>> No.12961768

>>12961675
>crack joke in interview
>person doesn't hear it or get it
>anxiety goes to 11
>repeat it but completely fuck up the delivery
>interviewer stares blankly
>thanks for coming in, we'll let you know

>> No.12961783

Who starts telling jokes in an interview? No wonder you don't get hired lmao.

>> No.12961816

>>12961783
Look at this loser and laugh AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.12961829
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12961829

>so anon, what are your ambitions in working for us?
>w-why di-di-d t-the ch-ch-chicken c-c-c-cross the road?
>come again?
>why did the *voice cracks* chicken *goes back to normal* cross the road!?
>why?
>to get away from all the niggers!!! *laughs nervously*
>...we'll call you

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>>12961829

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>>12961829
>>12961675

>> No.12961999

>>12961675

>be me
>go to interview
>walk in managers door
>massive *fart*
>angrily "get out"

whats the fucking point?

>> No.12962112

>mfw I have more knowledge then all those fucking little nigger interviewers
>mfw I can create what ever the fuck I want
>mfw these niggers tell me to leave

I am a god you fucking imbecile. Enjoy rotting in your cage while I fucking fly.

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>>12961675
go for a Trump joke next time, fren
everyone hates Drumpt lol
smash the patriarchy. we'll be in touch

>> No.12962153

>>12961829
why did I actually laugh at this I'm so fucking autistic what the fuck

>> No.12962166

>>12961829
>your ambitions in working for us
Do mutts really ask this lmao? It’s obviously money you dumb fucks

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>>12961829

>> No.12962621

>>12961675
This happened to me once:
>this may seem like a less important question but is the dress code business casual? I like the suit I'm wearing but it's likely too formal for day to day
>yeah anon, just shirt and pants or a skirt is what we recommend
>cool, I'll stick to the shirt and pants option
>too much laughter followed by "we don't judge"
>got the job

>> No.12962641

>>12961829
>you're hire!!!!

>> No.12962675

Try this one next time, always works for me:

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?

A: Because it was stapled to the chicken!

>> No.12962722

>>12962675
That’s just the setup for the closer, though:

Q: What has two legs and bleeds?

A: Half a dog!

>> No.12962731

>>12962621
See, this is correctanswer.

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>>12962722
>>12962675

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>>12961829

>> No.12963503

>>12961829
how often do you neets do this?