Will there be sex breaks in the future workplace

[Anonymous No.12938407]

Everything is being transformed into a commodity. Now startups are offering 3 meals a day, nap pods, ridiculous perks...when will companies get dedicated work wives that we can fuck on 30 minute breaks?

[Anonymous No.12938437]

>>12938407
Bitch better not have a stinky fanooter

[Anonymous No.12938444]

>>12938407
This feminism thing is really making women free

free to suck my cock

[Anonymous No.12938473]

>>12938407
>we
No, not you, you disgusting incel, you will be fired and thrown in jail.
On other hand handsome chads like me will get a rise and a couple of designed work wifes.
life is good

[Anonymous No.12938476]

>>12938473
>work
>life is good

[Anonymous No.12938479]

Women were a mistake.

[Anonymous No.12938487]

that would be amazing and my dreams of fuck hour would come true. basically at a certain time of the week at a certain hour, it is fuck hour. so at 11AM on thursday, people partner up and start fucking. different times of the week, you fuck different people. sure that would lead to emotional chaos and problems, but damn, it could be pretty cool.

that's why in wolf of wallstreet they would take turns fucking those hookers in the office. they had their very own fuck hour policy in place.

[Anonymous No.12938490]

>>12938407
Before feminism companies paid for prostitutes for best workers occasionally.

[Anonymous No.12938525]

>>12938490
I'd be so mad if I got a slutbag as a bonus. Thanks for the hard work. Enjoy your herpes.

[Anonymous No.12938544]

>>12938487
Great morale booster.
With raises and benefits shrinking, they have to incentivize coming into work somehow, right?

[Anonymous No.12938571]

>>12938444
checked, based, & redpilled

[Anonymous No.12938577]

>>12938407
>wife
>sex

[Anonymous No.12938591]

>>12938407
Fuckin A. Would love a work whore. Bang her during lunch break whle munching on a tasty sub.

[Anonymous [O1G] No.12938604]

>>12938577
this anon knows

[Anonymous No.12938611]

>>12938577
Checked and onceamonthpilled

[Anonymous No.12938643]

>>12938407
OP is a mongoloid, the original article are just friends (the work wives) who are entrepreneurs and work together as business partners. There is not a single man or sex involved.

[Anonymous No.12938661]

>>12938643
It was such a letdown

Rah rah grrrrlllpower look at us were founders and fraaaannnnssss

[Anonymous No.12938678]

>>12938407
They could just raise wages but they really don't want to as they haven't in 50 years so they just add more cheap job perks to raise productivity.

[Anonymous No.12938688]

>>12938643
>>12938661
Yeh but why not just fuck the girls. Problem solved. I'd smash the chick on the left of the picture to get things rolling.

[Anonymous No.12938712]

Damn, when I was 13, I sometimes fantasized about there being a sex hour at school, with the entire class just having a school-mandated orgy. Amazing for these teenage-fantasy porn-scenarios to actually become a reality in the adult working world.

[Anonymous No.12938732]

>>12938407
I’m 45. Manager of a property management company. Have always avoided getting involved with my female coworkers/subordinates. Enter 28 year old purple haired ex-meth head recently released from prison for possession. She also has a masters in economics. That’s why I hired her. She’s been quite literally throwing herself at me for 2 months since I hired her. Telling me shit like she likes it rough, she doesn’t get all emotional with sex, she just likes quick animal sex. She also insults my gf for being a high maintenance bitch. So many times I’ve wanted to bend this little slut over and fuck her pussy, but I know it would be a huge mistake.

[Anonymous No.12938745]

>>12938732
what could go wrong anon

[Anonymous No.12938757]

>>12938732
Go for it. Yolo, amirite?

[Anonymous No.12938769]

>>12938745

Everything. Sexual harassment lawsuit and an end to existing relationships. Ruined reputation. If she is ex meth head with a big brain gotta assume she isnt doing it for the sex but for what comes after.

[Anonymous No.12938771]

>>12938732
I'm 46 and I would love the cutey 30 yearold blondie that works for me to start doing that. Not sure I could resist like you anon...

[Anonymous No.12938781]

>>12938745
When you’ve been around the block as many times as I have, you know that sex never, ever stays just sex. It always gets complicated. Why? Because no matter what women say, they cannot detach their emotions from intimate acts. They are emotional creatures. I worked hard to get to where I’m at and climb up the layer cake. I’m not going to throw it away for some wet hole.

[Anonymous No.12938801]

>>12938771
the one in your case isn't a former meth addict

[Anonymous No.12938810]

>>12938771
Then do this. Play out the potential and even likely eventual scenarios in your head. The fantasy scenario is that she stays your tight lipped fuck buddy. The realistic scenario is that shit starts devolving. The fact is, it’s not worth the risk. You need to learn that.

[Anonymous [O1G] No.12938850]

>>12938688
>Problem solved.
fucking in the office does not solve problems it creates them dozens a time.

[Anonymous No.12938954]

>>12938745
>>12938757
>>12938769
>>12938771
>>12938781
>>12938801
>>12938810
>>12938850
or you could just masturbate like the rest of us. whatever happen no bitch is ever getting my fucking LINK, i'd literally cut a bitch up and feed her to pigs before she thinks she can ever touch my stinkies. now fuck off!!

[Anonymous No.12938967]

take the pinkpill, anon

[Anonymous No.12938990]

>>12938407
I go to work everyday to escape the nagging wife at home why the fuck would I want another nagging bitch ass wife at the office so I can be yelled at 24/7?

[Anonymous No.12939023]

>>12938990
work wives dont nag, its all about enjoying the sexual tension of seeing someone you flirt with every day.

[Anonymous No.12939069]

>>12938407
sounds like jap porn script

[Anonymous No.12939090]

>>12938407
>companies get dedicated work wives that we can fuck on 30 minute breaks?
so this is how NEETs go extinct

[Anonymous No.12939145]

>>12938990
Take the Bundy pill my friend

[Anonymous No.12939169]

>>12938444
based

[Anonymous No.12939631]

>>12939169
b&r

[Anonymous No.12939668]

What a terrible idea (even for a larp). Everyone in this thread seems to be under the impression that their co-workers are all super-models. Have you taken a look around you recently?

If it's consent-based, 95% of people who post on /biz/ would never get any from the people they would want to fuck.

If it's mandatory pairings - urgh, it's really not worth it to go through the 50% of ugly hambeasts, old spinsters or disgusting psychos to get to the 5% of genuinely hot lookers.

Can you just imagine the logistics? Having dedicated rooms, cleaning them after each session, the smell, the sweat, the breeding and spreading of god knows what STD super-strain... I don't even need to get into the emotional complications to be thoroughly put off by any of this.

[Anonymous No.12939673]

>>12938444
they're free to suck your cock but do they suck your cock for free?

[Anonymous No.12939710]

>>12939069
Japs make the best porn. And video games

[Anonymous No.12939834]

>>12938732
Perfect bedroom fuel if you're in a stable long-term relationship between reasonable adults. Tell your girlfriend. Being desired by younger competition and still staying faithful and honest increases your value as a mate. Beyond that, depending on how kinky your gf is, the sky is the limit - from tame secretary roleplay at home to purple wig and going into the office on a Sunday afternoon.

[Anonymous No.12939860]

>>12938577
Kek

[Anonymous No.12940085]

>>12938473
based
chads rise up

[Anonymous No.12940235]

>>12938781
Based

Post more here

[Anonymous No.12940265]

>>12939710
*you're

[Anonymous No.12940290]

>>12938407
Why would I need to be nagged even more? I escape work to not be nagged for fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.12940332]

>>12938407
Just typical women doing everything they can to not do work.

Soon as they get into a workplace, all actual work turns into "team building sessions" "Coffee mornings", "water breaks" "jogging breaks" blbalablala.

As usual they just want to treat work as one giant playgroup.

[Anonymous No.12940335]

>>12938781
>been around the block
>not only willingly hires a female, but hires one who was a meth head and was in prison
I don't think you should be handing out advice desu

[Anonymous No.12940706]

i would love to have a work wife at my workplace while my work children get raised in a work environment and learn to work as early as possible so they can contribute to the beautiful society we have created

[Anonymous No.12941584]

>>12938407
I have had about a month of shit off the wife because just before it started i long distance telephoned my home, got her friend feeding our cats and said she would have to be my wife for the evening. Baaaaad mistake

[Anonymous No.12942252]

>>12938444
Checked, and absolutely based

[Anonymous No.12942401]

>>12938444
Check't N Kek't

[Anonymous No.12942422]

I get so bored with girls I would have to get a new one every month

[Anonymous No.12942643]

>>12940335
This

[Anonymous [O1G] No.12942680]

>>12940706
i have work children but no work wife...

[Anonymous No.12942690]

>>12938407

50,000 audible keks

[Anonymous No.12942751]

>>12938407
Come on, #MeToo means there will be no sex anywhere unless you want to just sign over your lifetime earning potential. Daring to risk a work relationship is the new marriage, except that when the woman is ready to cash in, she gets to keep all of your shit instead of just half.

[Anonymous No.12942785]

>>12938732
Purple hair = warning not to stick your dick in crazy. Prior meth use confirms.
As far as the economics degree, AOC has one from Boston U, so that's obviously not an indicator of the brain activity of a dead salmon.

[Anonymous No.12942792]

no condoms

[Anonymous No.12942799]

>>12938407
Already done in our favorite dystopian hellhole, modern China: https://gizmodo.com/startups-in-china-are-hiring-women-as-programmer-motiv-1825529335

[Anonymous No.12942816]

>>12942799
Oh and if you're a boss in China, you're already expected to fuck all your female subordinates.

[Anonymous No.12942838]

>>12938407
Never. Startups are stuffed with people who have 0 testosterone and females there are mostly unfookable even by eachothers out of shape toxic coloured hair standards

[Anonymous No.12942868]

>>12938444
Trips of truth

[Anonymous No.12942871]

>>12940706
based and clown pilled

[Anonymous No.12942893]

>>12940332
Fucking this.
This whole department of slags takes a daily walk together. Which is fine I guess but fuck me if you need anything during the 3 hour window we have no Accounting department now because various team members who only know how to do their own job and nothing else are power walking around outside then chilling someplace else unwinding from their rigorous walk. Nobody wants to fuck you stinky roasties stop your "exercising" and work. Sluts.