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As of today, I've been on this board everyday for two years straight. Am I an oldfag yet?

>> No.12899398

>>12899371
You will always be a newfag.

>> No.12899399

What have you learned in your two years residence here

>> No.12899412
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>>12899371
I've been here since 2007
pls kill me

>> No.12899413

>Subject field
>Oldfag

>> No.12899423

>>12899412
2005 here
I suck

>> No.12899425

old fag status is only granted after 8 years
sorry

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>>12899399
I've learned a lot about human nature and how to spot scam artists. My bullshit detector has become finely honed.

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>>12899423
cheers sir
based old-candyass

>> No.12899516

>>12899425
Biz isn’t even 4 years old ffs

>> No.12899532

I don't even know how long I've been browsing 4chan anymore. It's all a blur. Probably at least 10.

>> No.12899544

>2016 election noob
go away

>> No.12899545

>>12899516
then we must wait

>> No.12899575

I turned 34 today and I remember surfing /b in the high school library and saving panty shots of Mai Shiranui from Fatal Fury on a floppy disk so I could go home and fap to them before fap was even a word. That or the Kohl’s catalogue panty/bra section.
Also, I was once a &totse mod (bltc).
Do I qualify?

>> No.12899657

>>12899427
I learn chainlink is a sophsticated scam and sergey is behind it

>> No.12899665

>>12899575
I’m a youngfag (18) and I can relate to fapping to the kohls catalog lol. Kids growing up nowadays will never go through any masturbatorial struggles because they’re handed smart phones at birth.

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I've been on the chans since 2008

11 fucking years of my life wasted here

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>>12899704
>tfw we're still eternal newfags

>> No.12899715

>>12899704
Been here nearly a decade..I don't know where that time went or how to get it back. I wish I had used that time to learn a cool hobby or develop some kind of talent at anything.

>> No.12899745

>>12899665
I have a 2yo boy and that little fucker isn’t getting a phone until he can buy it his goddamn self.

>> No.12899761

>>12899575
god damn I remember totse...rip...and i also browsed b in high school...33 years here

>> No.12899773

>>12899704
same
if we make it from crypto it'll make me a feel a lot better about all the time I wasted on here

>> No.12899853

>>12899575
>>12899665

Used to get cable TV, only 40 channels. Every Saturday night channel 40 would play erotic French movies. Would sit there whackin it, paranoid I would get caught. Can't speak a lick of French

>> No.12899911

>>12899853
Yeah, whacked it a lot to scrambled skinemax soft porn, myself. Also the age restricted anime vhs tapes at blockbuster. Gowcaiser Z was pretty good.

>> No.12899938

I used to pause street fighter II on my snes at exactly the right time during chun li’s upside-down spinning kick to fap when my mom was shopping. Cammy had some good poses, too.

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>>12899575
>bltc mod

No.

>> No.12900043

>>12899958
Yep, I was Sylvann. Panthrax, Metaphysicist were the full timers when I was there. Fucking junkies, the lot of them. Huff raid and jenkem and such.

>> No.12900082

>>12899423
If someone started lurking this year, in order to be here as long as you have, they'd have to stay till 2033. How does that make you feel?

>> No.12900087

>>12900043

Dont remember you tbqh. Good times though that kid is probably in his mid 20s now maybe even has kids lol. Meta is almost guaranteed to be dead. Lol.

>> No.12900089

>>12899371
I'm not an oldfag but definitely been called gramps. I once thought old fag just meant anons over 35. I was wrong. Grampsfag out.

>> No.12900094

March 2017 here. bought stratis, waves, bitbay and bitbean my first day

>> No.12900097

My oldest saved pic from here has a 2005 timestamp. So I guess I've been here for at least 14 years. Migrated in this order, b,v,x,pol,biz with a sprinkling of h,d,gif

>> No.12900116

>>12900087
I spent like one summer schooling idiots with my erowid diploma and locking gay threads and then bailed because fuck working for free. Meta didn’t like me after that.

>> No.12900141

>>12900087
Also, fucking irc chat. Shit...

>> No.12900160

>>12899575
>ancientfag
When you fap a cloud of dust shoots out

>> No.12900198

>>12900160
I fucking wish. My wife is a semen demon and more kids is her only purpose in life. I pray that God makes me sterile every night.

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If you’ve never paused a VCR to whack off, you’re not an oldfag.

>> No.12900266

>>12899371
You're not an old fag till you try to leave and realize you can't. Also you have to hate Jews and realize pol is always right.

>>12899575
JCPenney catalog was the shit.

>>12899853
My small town use to channel share. 5 stations broadcasting on 3 channels and if a big game was played we would avoid the news till we could watch it a day or two late.

>>12899938
She was everybody's first Asian waifu.

>> No.12900549

>>12900256
I did that with this scene from the nutty professor and I’m a youngfag

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>>12900549
Oops I forgot the pic

>> No.12900567

>>12899398
UnIronically this
/thread

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>>12899371

>> No.12900613

>>12899371

> 2 years

AHAHA

christ ive been here over a decade son

>> No.12900672

>>12899657
I'm still up tho..

>> No.12900913 [DELETED] 

SCAMMER ALERT - THIS GUY HAS BEEN RIPPING OFF ANONS FOR YEARS

>>12900811
>>12900811
>>12900811
>>12900811

>> No.12900966

>>12899575
Holy shit, we both turn 34 today faggot. Came here 07/08 for porn and memes, but never left

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>>12899371
Forever new. The eternal summerfag. Everyone laughs at you behind your back and pities your tiny little pecker.

>> No.12901201

>>12900082
What the actual fuck

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>>12899398

>> No.12901954

>>12899371
>everyday
kek
the absolute state of biz grammar

>> No.12901970

>>12899371
I was shitposting on /b/ back before Ahn'Qiraj had released fren. Soon i will enter that timeline again.
I still don't know how to triforce

>> No.12902000

>>12900198
Get a vasectomy and don't tell her you fucking idiot

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>>12900082
>t
>BAD

>> No.12902474

>>12899371
>2 years that is the amount off time you should have been lurking.