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12883727 No.12883727 [Reply] [Original]

Hello guys it's me
I'm looking for a rich businessman who wants to provide everything for me, so that I can leech off from you and live a good life.
Nobody under 10 million net worth allowed in this thread.
Tell me why I should pick you
And go

>> No.12883734

>>12883727
I have 10 bsv. It will be worth 10MM in 2025. Where do I apply?

>> No.12883746

>>12883734
Go see a therapist. Pretending to be stupid on the internet is itself a character flaw.

>> No.12883766

>>12883746
This is 4chan retard, this is where people alot smarter than you come to forget they have to share a planet with people like >You

>> No.12883771

>>12883727
If I had over 10 mil net worth why would I provide for a twink tranny?

>> No.12883780

>>12883771
Hahaha
You will never experience my love
Get rekt

>> No.12883781

>>12883727
I hold 25k chainlink

>> No.12883783

> "investing" in a female because of attraction just before sex robots
> never going to make it
Forge a partnership if you want to be carried.

>> No.12883786

>>12883771
trap*

>> No.12883791

>>12883780
your love is not tangible bitch

>> No.12883793

>>12883727
You can move in with me to the carribean and I'll give you a 100k allowance per month. You're free to do whatever you like but I want atleast 3 days of your attention.

>> No.12883795

>>12883727
off yourself

>> No.12883797

>>12883793
absolute cuckold
you're never going to make it

>> No.12883802
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>>12883781
Damn thats 25 million $

>> No.12883805

>>12883727
>get rich
>start impregnating random women
>give them alimony up straight ahead, on paper so that she will be able to do long-term planning. Essential for raising a child.
>visit the children from time to time
Isn't this the endgoal?

>> No.12883809

>>12883805
your children will be suicidal trannies without a present father figure

>> No.12883822

>>12883809
>visit the children from time to time
Meant that in a legitimate, fatherly manner.

>> No.12883846

>>12883822
he's not going to know how to approach women if you and his mother don't set an example
can't you just impregnate 1 random woman multiple times?

>> No.12883850

>>12883793
Sounds good anon!

>> No.12883870

>>12883727
I have 1500 Ark
Bend the knee

>> No.12883876

>people are replying to this not even bait tier thread

>> No.12883880

>>12883727
i have 50,000 chx.. that will be worth £10,000,000 in 2-5 years

>> No.12883925

>>12883880
Fuck off poorfag

>> No.12884071

>>12883783
it's not female

>> No.12884076

>>12883876
it's what happens when bitcoin moves sideways
just keep saging

>> No.12884077

>>12883727
who are you again?

>> No.12884370
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12884370

>"girl" in pic is not asian

>> No.12884597

>>12883727
I'm looking for a thot to become my cum dump. I can provide a basement, enough meal to keep you well fed with enough fibers keep your intestines clean and ready to be fucked at all times.

If you are a nympho contact me.

>> No.12884648

>>12883727
I'll give you 10 bucks to eat my shit, literally. 11 if you are a larper

>> No.12884673

>>12883846
Not something fatherly encouragement can't fix.

>> No.12884683
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>> No.12884707

>>12883846
1 random woman won't give me 20 children Anon

>> No.12884716

>>12884597

This. Cept it's a meat locker.

What do you prefer OP? A cellar or meat locker?

>> No.12884718

>>12883727
You might be the plainest looking person I've ever seen. I wouldn't even buy you dinner.

>> No.12884723

>>12883805
> Thinks this will work
> They definitely won't quickly spend it and take you to court
Disregard females, acquire currency

>> No.12884738

>>12883727
Do I have to be hot

>> No.12884741

>>12884723
The arrangement is done via lawful means up front. No court problems

>> No.12884847

Is there anything sadder than a virgin guy pretending to be a woman to troll other virgin guys?

>> No.12884991

>>12884741
Either A. You don't live in America, or B. You know absolutely nothing about the system in which you speak. You're probably gonna get a prenup before you get married to protect yourself too, huh? Too bad they almost never work in court and are quickly thrown out. I assure you, family court would laugh at you while setting up your child support payments.

>> No.12885018

>>12884991
Why marriage? lel

>> No.12885027

>>12885018
That doesn't change the fact that family court is going to look at your dumbass and set you up with 18 years of payments, regardless of you crying 'But we had a deal!!'

>> No.12885030

>>12884847
Virgins are envy of what it's like being a girl with thousands of sex offers, so they play it to feel loved

>> No.12885626

>>12883783
This. It's shocking how many people still want to buy the top when sophisticated sex robots are just around the corner. Female SMV is about to tank for the foreseeable future.

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Hello guys I'm here to pick up a man you've gotta have more hen 100 mill if you want me.
I've won top aspiring model 5 years in a row

>> No.12886132

I really, really hope you find someone that fits the criteria in these threads - someone who inevitably turns out to be a psycho and locks you in one of his dungeons for his pleasure until he grows bored of your degenerate ass and expertly covers up your disposal.
Just think about it... hnnngh...