[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 139 KB, 861x632, 1218008055.canime_peanut_butter,_jelly_and_konata_sandwich_2SMG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12872404 No.12872404 [Reply] [Original]

in corporate america, sandwich eat you!
FOODOCOLYPSE edition

>I'm new to the stock market, what stocks should I buy?
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
https://pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/embed?src=moonmissioncontrol2.0%40gmail.com
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

Prigidiggly on SMG:
>>12869709

>> No.12872409
File: 2.94 MB, 740x416, 1406780030502.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12872409

GPRO

>> No.12872435
File: 352 KB, 499x356, 12717b290d3d98d6cb91a828e4dfc9f1557d5f04c91aeab39f8195160831f476.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12872435

GALT

>> No.12872440

/biz/ should be a hub for edumeming folk on long term investment. Think divvies, think steady growth, think scheduled investment and DCA frens. Don't try to beat the market, try to be the market!

>> No.12872441
File: 26 KB, 400x360, 1539930019543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12872441

GLOBEX

>> No.12872446

>>12872441
https://twitter.com/CMEGroup/status/1100591924937924609

>> No.12872447
File: 1.89 MB, 640x360, 1421257740138.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12872447

>>12872435
I can't wait to see what SMG is like when it gets a buyout or partnership.

>> No.12872452

Fuck always buy never sell like a good boomer bagholder.

Sell the fucking top, buy the dip.

>> No.12872453
File: 47 KB, 500x469, 1464494372832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12872453

>>12872440
>try to be the market
>get fucked by bears and bulls every day
2 lewd 4 me

>> No.12872454

>>12872440
so you're advocating for VTSAX

>> No.12872458

>>12872447
I think it'll be a lot of "WAAA WHY DIDN'T I BUY IT" posts

>> No.12872459

$FTR mooning tomorrow

Too late to get in, but watch the show senpaitachi

>> No.12872460

Thinking about picking up some cheap BRS (Bristow Group) on the news that they're being sued for misleading investors. Apparently they've got lots of cash on hand.

>> No.12872462

VTSAX

feeling really comfy every day bros

>> No.12872465

>>12872446

I am aware it's back up. Damage is done. There is going to be some spooked selling tomorrow.

>> No.12872474

>>12872440
I think that should be 80 to 90% of the folio in a total stock market tracker and the rest should be speculative. I think people should try and beat the market with a smaller part to keep risk low. Helps understand the market better.

>> No.12872490

>>12872474
>when you're plus 70% on a gut check purchase
>your entry was 100 dollars
>could've been 10,000 dollars
There's literally no worse feeling.

>> No.12872535

>>12872490
Even worse, I made 890% on Starbucks calls last year. Only put in $1400. Could've made so much more.

>> No.12872550
File: 14 KB, 210x330, 1521308023952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12872550

>>12872490
Sometimes I want to sell out of VTSAX and go all in on a good stock I feel strong on and clench my butt.

I question my sanity sometimes. No matter how much I put in, it may never be enough since I know I could have gone all in.

>> No.12872556

Feels like the only way to actually make any profit is by using leverage. How much leverage do you use on average ?

>> No.12872564

>>12872556
I don't do leverage because of the risk/reward skewing.
Liquidation means you expose 100% of your capital and that means you need ridiculous returns to meet that.
If you're asking about leverage under 1 million dollars don't bother.

>> No.12872573

>>12872564
2x ETFs consistently make it through entire recessions with no problems

its the patricians choice, the drawdowns are worse yes but its no different than buying and holding SPY or QQQ through recessions no matter what

>> No.12872576

$8 calls on DRV, you'll be making sandwiches in no time.

>> No.12872577

>>12872556
>Feels like the only way to actually make any profit is by using leverage

Not true. I only use conventional leverage for indices. 2x. Less conventional is trading things like warrants that swing a lot more than the underlying in the same way options do.

>> No.12872578
File: 88 KB, 262x258, x098.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12872578

All Cattle will burn at the Stake.
Dean Foods +40% tommrow

>> No.12872607

>>12872564
That's true but if you are confident in your move and on top of that , set up a stop loss you might not be liquidated in an instant.

>> No.12872611
File: 50 KB, 500x500, tumblr_n1xmp7UZQq1qcu9k1o1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12872611

>>12872578
>Technical Problem Halts Trading on Oil and S&P 500 Futures

panic?

>> No.12872625

MELI beat earnings by 50%, may run a bit in the morning. Overall things look good for it in my eyes, AMZN of a continent that AMZN isn't fighting to get into. Still a small cap with plenty of room for growth. AMZN showing them exactly what does and doesn't work for the last 15 years.

>> No.12872655

My 401k is up 10% this year.

This actually worries me. I feel like we just delayed a moderate-sized crash last year for a big one later.

>> No.12872670
File: 103 KB, 458x438, 1548383066175.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12872670

Remember to invest spiritually in yourself through the infinite love of Jesus Christ!
Take a deep breath and say a quiet prayer to your Father in Heaven, He'll be happy to hear from you!

>> No.12872689

>>12872655
Its way up and we haven't returned to all time highs. The fall was irrational, not the partial climb back up.

>> No.12872710

>>12872670
I prayed for a sudden and horrific death for anime loving degenerates and trannies.

>> No.12872795

>>12872670

jebus crash the market

>> No.12872802
File: 23 KB, 232x197, 1551028449898.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12872802

>>12872710
>>12872795
N-not exactly what I hoped for

>> No.12872838
File: 69 KB, 1664x1212, 771C947B-54C8-4CEE-B8A3-F66B7508CDB2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12872838

Hey you!
Buy some PLUG tomorrow! Earnings are March 6th! Maybe put a few 2$ calls? You might get lucky!

>> No.12872850
File: 2.00 MB, 343x297, 1513761469270.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12872850

>>12872670
Based Jesus posters. Persisting in a world that won't hear the very thing it needs the most.

Keeping the faith.

>> No.12872881
File: 932 KB, 1242x2208, D4A4BF8D-C0FE-4810-9914-47907308F575.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12872881

Exiting all stock positions, this book gave me too much FUD.

>> No.12872897

>>12872881
Does gold pay dividends?

>> No.12872898

>>12872881

>hurr wub r inflazun

>> No.12872904

>>12872881
Now show me the DOW in whey protein isolate.

>> No.12872911
File: 149 KB, 1118x922, 1551220678692.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12872911

Buy PLUG power good sirs

>> No.12872931

Too late to buy back into NIO? I sold at 8 a month ago

>> No.12872946

>>12872931
going minimum to 20

>> No.12872957
File: 218 KB, 300x366, 9797F635-43C4-40E3-8782-F5A496D0707C.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12872957

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>12872404
mayonnaise is the best sandwich condiment. fight me

>> No.12872996
File: 518 KB, 480x464, Screen_Shot_2016-10-19_at_11.05.26_AM_large.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12872996

>>12872911

>Pajeet moved to shitting on PLUG

another win for us REFR bros

>> No.12873002
File: 34 KB, 663x591, bottom.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12873002

>>12872996

>> No.12873017

>>12872996
REFR madness

>> No.12873117

I sold one of my stronger stocks (KTOS) at +26% while I still think it will go higher but I was greedy and wanted to make some profit. Now my portfolio went from -0.1% to -10%.

>> No.12873121

How do I short the Roman Catholic Church?

>> No.12873146

how do I long stuff white people buy?

>> No.12873153

>>12873146
AMZN

>> No.12873174
File: 8 KB, 181x196, steve_bannon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12873174

I have to sell $1500 from my portfolio to pay tuition without taking out loans. Rest in peace my BST and JPM frens

>> No.12873183

>>12873174
oh nononono...

>> No.12873193
File: 225 KB, 2400x2400, pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12873193

>>12873174

>> No.12873201

>>12873183
>>12873193
Should I sell JPM or DIS?
I will let kek decide
DIS odds
JPM evens

>> No.12873209

>>12873201
JPM saved by the benevolence of KEK, DIS is ded

>> No.12873342
File: 187 KB, 1452x780, ThotIndex2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12873342

>>12873146

Another anon made a thot index a couple weeks back. Consider it.

>> No.12873348

>>12873342
Oh fugg that was me. I'll update it right now

>> No.12873350

>>12873342
i never heard of some of these

LB/EL/HRB/LULU are probably either clothing or pyramid schemes? why is it spelled Addidas? Snapchat lmao. could be good bro but some of thsoe are memes, buying twitter yikes

>> No.12873371
File: 183 KB, 332x872, 1549931644236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12873371

>>12873350

LB: Victoria's Secret etc.
EL: makeup, shampoo, cosmetics
HRB: tax dodging
LULU: yoga pants

>> No.12873373

>>12873342
Updated
In two weeks the THOT index is up about 1.44%

>> No.12873375
File: 199 KB, 1448x756, maymay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12873375

>>12873373
Fuck
Pic related

>> No.12873382
File: 237 KB, 898x889, 1530721991195.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12873382

>>12873375
now actually buy instead of memeing in excel

>> No.12873393

>>12873375

Nice. GOOS got hammered by that government report about weak retail sales in December. I'm still waiting for the revision on that report. I think something got messed up in their accounting.

>> No.12873425

Oh shit, India and Pakistan are getting in to it. Not clear if things are going to escalate yet:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/26/india/india-pakistan-line-of-control-incursion-intl/index.html

>> No.12873429

My friend is telling me that now is the time to get back into 3D printing and he recombobreakered thesis to me.
Wut doez biz thing?

SSYS
DDD
EXONE
VJET
MTLS
PRNT

He also told me to go fomo into SOLO because electric carm memz are the futuri

plz biz inform me and shilll me

>> No.12873440

>>12873429
are you having a stroke?

>> No.12873453

>>12873440
The left side of my face says noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.12873464

>>12873371

good lord i want to slap that ass so bad

>> No.12873481

>>12873425
Nah it's still not the one
Pakistan will have difficulty justifying the targets were not of terrorist origin (which of course is irrelevant since Pakistan most likely installed them)

>> No.12873592

>>12873429
Is your friend also your caretaker?

>> No.12873659

>>12873592
why reply with no shill or inform?

answer is you are a clucking chicken

>> No.12874022

What's stock do I buy?

>> No.12874056

>>12874022
looks like today might be a good day to sell stocks

>> No.12874066

>>12874056
Why?

>> No.12874191

>>12874066
Buy high, sell low

>> No.12874338
File: 10 KB, 128x128, 1543974132524.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12874338

I am now opening positions for a cute gf. Please have all your 19 + sisters send me applications.

>> No.12874343

Struggling to determine a put option on spy. How far out is the problem. The 270 and 260 have high volume so I believe money can be made there if it dumps Thursday. Playing on short term volatility, how far out should I aim for? Maybe might be simpler to buy TVIX and SQQQ again

>> No.12874505

>>12874343
me having same problem but for calls X_X

>> No.12874520

BTMFDMF!!

>> No.12874563

>>12874505
I’ve concluded TVIX and SQQQ largely benefit from similar index swings except TVIX has more of an upside. So maybe get ito a position in TVIX at open and close tomorrow end of day no matter the cost. Depending on market, maybe SPY put but I will wait for midday.

>> No.12874748
File: 3.93 MB, 254x348, 1525791674443.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12874748

>AITX

Get on board now before it goes to the moon. Run away with your bags of cash.

>> No.12874816
File: 37 KB, 400x400, 1531948785257.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12874816

i just had a BM and my stool is very soft this morning. that's not very bullish at all unfortunately.

>> No.12874836

>>12874816
I just bought calls yesterday, that's not very bullish either.

>> No.12874865

>>12874836
If you are on calls that means we just hit the top. Still don't know if I can take a position after the ass fucking I got this week.

>> No.12874904

Fuck I missed the rally. Hoping for a pull back today lads. What are the chances of getting cheapies?

>> No.12874918

>>12874904
The fight is for 280 right now. If we break it and stay above it not likely. If we bounce off it (again) I expect some pullback.

>> No.12874919
File: 1.99 MB, 500x496, c9a0b9aabd49670e7bc12c4bfbfcb97fae4b0bdc_hq.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12874919

super uber bullish OMFG SPY 282 today

>> No.12874979

>>12874748
I know 85 year olds and people with significant back problems who don't look as crippled as that guy. What gives?

>> No.12874982

>>12874919
Gimme a morning dip and then rocket it up there in the afternoon and we have a deal.

>> No.12875054
File: 76 KB, 680x680, Sanders refund.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875054

>>12874979

All those years stealing people's money. Get's heavy after a while.

>> No.12875324

Futures want to open green. We're going to be green like the grass in the spring time.

>> No.12875387
File: 337 KB, 540x720, 7988cd839c8e35ec88e7d0503367a7bf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875387

YAYYA CHK 10%+ earnings!!! weeeeeeeeeee
anyone else get this pump?

>> No.12875422

LOW beat on earnings, stock up nearly 5%. Awesome

>> No.12875426

dean foods is ded

rip

>> No.12875434

>>12875422
Why did low beat and HD didn't? I bought puts on HD and avoided low.

>> No.12875444

>>12875426
There's no more food, and our president has been taking bribes from communists.

>> No.12875446
File: 203 KB, 600x600, 1518878103273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875446

>SGYP

Damn. Well I guess considering they filed for bankruptcy a while ago it's held up well until now.

>> No.12875448
File: 177 KB, 361x363, 1548682595445.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875448

>PLNT

>> No.12875453

>>12875434
LOW puts their in store signs in Spanish and English.

>> No.12875458

>>12875324
if bagholder is bullish its time to load up on them sqqq's

>> No.12875468

>>12875458
hes like the jim cramer of smg

>> No.12875483

BIG RED DAY

>> No.12875501
File: 219 KB, 463x645, envy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875501

gotta get my mojo back
gotta get my groove back

today is the day

THEIR TIME IS UP
MY TIME IS NOW

>> No.12875503
File: 200 KB, 717x772, greenbeandelete.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875503

>>12875483
SUPER DUPER GREEN DAY AHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.12875516
File: 97 KB, 720x900, IMG_20190217_202515_837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875516

I bought Kraft Heinz after the crash.
Oof.

>> No.12875541

March 5th nio gives earnings

March 11th the IPO 6month reg d lock up is over

Might be a pop on earnings and big sell off on 11th from pre IPO investors. Good time to buy then.

>> No.12875557
File: 315 KB, 300x200, 100 100 100.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875557

bought a strangle on JD, so inevitably it's going to go sideways till the 15th

>> No.12875558
File: 905 KB, 245x180, Moon.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875558

Better get on this AITX rocket ship.

>> No.12875562

>>12875541
nice. thanks for the info.

>> No.12875568

>>12875516
Jesse Chris Kraft pls stop crashing ;_;

>> No.12875588
File: 115 KB, 631x94, 35514.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875588

C O P E

>> No.12875640

Moving from Margin to Cash account. Its actually not that bad at all

>> No.12875646

>>12872459
$FTR!

Yes!!!!!

>> No.12875671
File: 12 KB, 185x238, uncle_powell_rape.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875671

Who here comfy waiting for uncle Powell to speak in front of the Congress?

>> No.12875689

TRQ good price to buy now

>> No.12875697

Anyone own any Eaton Vance funds? Some look pretty good, others not so much. I'm watching ETO closely and might pick up a hundo.

>> No.12875713

Is it really free to exercise an option on robinhood? It sounds fake.

>> No.12875729

REFR!!!

>> No.12875732
File: 25 KB, 723x671, qqq.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875732

Ready to lose another grand

>> No.12875742
File: 137 KB, 516x330, nic.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875742

Campbells and BestBuy

>> No.12875760

Dean Foods however: Just pathetic

>> No.12875765

>>12875713
exercising is free, but communicating with a broker to do so costs 19.99

>> No.12875770

Oh no.

>> No.12875780

>>12875765
No, i misread. When i read it i thought it meant they'd pay the 50 x 100 difference for me to actually go and buy those shares for me completely which i couldn't believe. But they meant like a fee in the process of it.

>> No.12875781
File: 55 KB, 618x410, gj3838gjh96.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875781

>>12875671
powell about to get another dose of socialist screeching

>> No.12875788

>>12875732
pls stahp

>> No.12875789
File: 210 KB, 500x522, uncle_powell_&_the_market.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875789

>>12875781
He may want to get revenge and hike the rates again.
Socialism stops when there is no more money

>> No.12875815

>>12875789
They gotta stop pushing powel on TV every week

It's getting tiring

>> No.12875829

>>12875789
>punished powell arc

based

>> No.12875841

wow get rekt you faggot bulls

>> No.12875842

Guess I picked a good time for QQQ puts. What the fuck is going on?

>> No.12875850
File: 64 KB, 1100x619, 181207165138-02-michael-cohen-1206-file-super-tease.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875850

just fuck my shit up

>> No.12875854

>>12875842
There's no good news and this is the correction. There'll one one last pump when the trade deal goes through though.
>>12875850
"trump is a racist"
He literally spent 2 years saying otherwise. Fuck that guy

>> No.12875856

>>12875842
They are playing hokey pokey with the market while trump is out the country in order to out pressure on him

Apparently they didn't learn in December

>> No.12875859

WHAT THE HECKIES HAPPENED
DID POWELL SAY HE RAPES BABIES

>> No.12875863
File: 15 KB, 300x289, 8857262933485.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875863

>this is the week where everything finally goes to shit

im cumming

>> No.12875864
File: 12 KB, 170x170, 1550553000716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875864

REFR right now

>> No.12875866

there are people, right now who don't own at least 500 shares of REFR

>> No.12875868

>>12875859

Bulls are just sleeping in today

>> No.12875871
File: 54 KB, 657x154, haha, see anon i was never wrong if i play up the meme so i'll never be wrong to held accountable to the retard sounds that my mouth makes haha.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875871

>>12875863
You guys say that every fucking week.

>> No.12875876

>>12875871
lol he's getting nervous
bulls are sweating right now

>> No.12875885
File: 69 KB, 524x530, more.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875885

Fresh Del Monte looking like a Bart up in process

>> No.12875887
File: 263 KB, 582x435, 1550249530226.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875887

>>12875864
>>12875866

>he didn't buy more under 2.10 monday

>> No.12875891

I got 1500 to spend. But seems like a bad moment to buy in.

>> No.12875892
File: 11 KB, 229x221, 1546031388729.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875892

Baggie going bull the day before this happened is the icing on the cake.

>> No.12875894

Muh GALT
Muh LCI..
why have my dreams turned to ashes

>> No.12875903

>>12875894
>freaking out this much over short term price action

>> No.12875905

>>12875876
shut up bitch
>>12875894
I might actually sell galt if it dips below 5 dollars and rebuy at mid to low 4 dollars. We might be getting december lows again

>> No.12875909

>>12875894
relax

>> No.12875911

>>12875891
ALL IN SQQQ

>> No.12875914 [DELETED] 

>>12875891
Buy LCI puts

>> No.12875924

I picked the worst fucking time to get the calls. Fucking bullshit. I'm going back to trading gold and oil.

>> No.12875927

>>12875894
>he bought stocks based on recommendations from an anime image board

>> No.12875928

>>12875905
>>12875871
>that filename being posted by that id

Why did you curse my stonk Comfy

>> No.12875929
File: 367 KB, 1004x485, bighon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875929

I certainly hope you guys bought Campbells instead of kraft

>> No.12875931

sell gold and oil

>> No.12875932
File: 26 KB, 706x664, qqqqqq.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875932

>>12875911
QQQ is where it's at

>> No.12875937

>>12875914
Buy LCI puts

>> No.12875939

>>12875928
i'm not comfy

>> No.12875941

>>12875905
>shut up bitch
hahahahaha, need a tissue my dood?

>> No.12875944

>up 2% for no reason
nice

>> No.12875947

>>12875911
My shitty broker doesn't even let me buy stocks like these.

>> No.12875950

Come on bulls, 13 weeks of gains, let's keep up the good work...

>> No.12875955

>>12875931
You're god damn right.

>> No.12875961

>>12875939
oh, I thought that filename was Comfy being self-deprecating in a "pls no bully" kind of way

>> No.12875963

>>12875516
>>12875568
Thanks for the tip, just shorted 100k

>> No.12875971

I was the new option trader that felt silly yesterday night 8 hours after buying a 170 put on AAPL
> mfw it's value is up almost 50%
As the anon who gave me advice told me, I'm not going to let 1 good pick get to my head, this is a learning experience, but still feels good.

>> No.12875976

>>12875937
SEE
>SEE
>SEE
SEE
>SEE
>SEE
HE SAID IT!!! HE FINALLY ADMITTED THE TRUTH. HE IS A FRAUD AND A SCAMMER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU DUMB FAGGOTS TOOK STOCK ADVICE FROM AN AIDS RIDDEN COKE HEAD WHO DOES LINES FROM O MEXICAN TRANNIES COCK INBETWEEN POSTING MEXICAN DOGS AND SENDING LOVE LETTERS TO HIS WIFE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.12875979

>>12875971
I'm so sorry anon, welcome to the club.

>> No.12875981
File: 60 KB, 720x1280, Screenshot_20190227-083539.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12875981

Lok

>> No.12875983

just bought 2k$ more spy

do u think this was smart

>> No.12875988

>>12875983
There'll be a pump when trump announces the trade deal with china but that could be weeks away.

>> No.12876000

>>12875983
if your investment time is a decade or more, yeah you're fine

if its months, who the fuck knows

>> No.12876006
File: 747 KB, 4032x3024, 100% LCI 401K.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876006

>> No.12876007

>>12875983
brilliant

>> No.12876009

>tfw SQQQUAD is just a bunch of fat niggas twerking

>> No.12876013

>>12875976
you do realize multiple people have his trip. its basically #buylci

>> No.12876017

>>12875983
Unironically yes

>> No.12876022

hehe SBUX short going well

>> No.12876024

this week gonna be flat a fuark

>> No.12876025
File: 19 KB, 480x360, 45909837654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876025

>>12876006

>> No.12876038
File: 30 KB, 472x461, 1551061364375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876038

VIX mooning.

>> No.12876040

>>12876022
I remember i came in here late last year telling you guys SBUX was going to take off and all you guys did was make fun of me.

>> No.12876051

GBR could be taking off here soon...

>> No.12876054

Buy INDY good sirs, blessings of Vishnu on you good sirs.

>> No.12876059

>>12875924
>Commodities crash

>> No.12876062

>>12876040
me was no of not make fun of you @_@
me longed poop out of SBUX @ 55

but now it time for short SBUX back to 60

>> No.12876066

TLT crashing

>> No.12876068

>>12875924
Oil down and gold up. Here, I saved you from bankruptcy.

>> No.12876069

NBEV is dirty cheap. finally a buy and hold?

>> No.12876082

>>12876054
>blessings of Vishnu on you good sirs.
lel

>> No.12876083
File: 2.37 MB, 498x278, tenor (6).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876083

what heckies going on with GPRO >_>
common me trying for short you over here D:

>> No.12876089

>>12876083
didn't rkg died like a year ago, are these just imposters?

>> No.12876094

>>12875927
I wanted to have a funny story to tell ppl while cruising in my GALT/LCI lambo....

>> No.12876105
File: 644 KB, 3243x3417, 1406522437689.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876105

>>12876083
>me trying for short you
bastard!!!

>> No.12876115
File: 255 KB, 707x698, 1439431771951.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876115

>>12876094
well now you have a funny story to tell people on smg

>> No.12876118

>>12876069
No, 4.70s might be the place to buy. It’s still overvalued. Dead cat bounce off of current support.

>> No.12876126

>>12876105
it out of love!
how am me supposed for accumulate GPRO if never sell, then short, and buy more shares? X_X

>> No.12876133

yusss SBUX dieeeeeeee
SBUC -10% today

>> No.12876134
File: 1.08 MB, 948x720, 35nsfnsn.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876134

Tomorrow dow will go -500

>> No.12876140

>>12876068
No Gold down, and oil up.

>> No.12876147
File: 51 KB, 640x640, Iiynr4zN5jPKnuEZ1ot5gYOOCoczoLYcvqjNrICSuO4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876147

>>12876140
You deserve to lose your money.

>> No.12876148

SGYP delisted when?

>> No.12876161
File: 11 KB, 273x365, Monster_energy_drink_feature.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876161

who doing monster earnings, the boomer meme will finally get priced in today

>> No.12876205
File: 441 KB, 884x720, 1551018936883.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876205

NO SBUX NO

>> No.12876210

>mfw didnt buy the oil dip
trump gave me this wonderful oppurtunity and i didnt take it ree

>> No.12876238

Is BST gonna drop below $30 again? Now I have the money, but the price ain't right!

>> No.12876244

DOC selling cheapies today.

>> No.12876254

>>12876161
I might but i'm looking at pcg

>> No.12876257

Are we gonna retest December lows? What will it take?

>> No.12876264

>>12876257
A nuclear weapon

>> No.12876266

>>12876210
LONG OIL
SHORT GOLD

>> No.12876272

Buy INGN

>> No.12876293

OK so which one of you broke the market?

>> No.12876307
File: 58 KB, 992x558, michael-cohen4-gty-ml-181129_hpMain_2_16x9_992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876307

>>12876293

>> No.12876318

>>12876307
Good, so after he's done making a total ass of himself things will pick back up? Cool, gonna buy more REFR in the meantime.

>> No.12876321

>>12875866
I seriously thought for weeks this was a weed stock until looking just now

>> No.12876336

>>12876321
The fact it's not with a ticker symbol like that is at worst a crime and at best a missed opportunity.

>> No.12876339
File: 41 KB, 1109x736, spy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876339

Might be a trap

>> No.12876371

I don’t even think the market is listen to Crying Cohen

>> No.12876387

How much of the REFR volume is /smg/ lets be honest

>You were warned. You must first view this warning to post again.
Wtf

>> No.12876404

Any good cheapies to buy today?

>> No.12876414

>>12876404
AAXN

>> No.12876416

>>12876404
DOC

>> No.12876439

>>12876404
KDP

>> No.12876442

>>12876404
INGN

>> No.12876446
File: 59 KB, 846x1024, 1544536011892.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876446

>KHC down another 3%

I'm not fucking selling.

>> No.12876448

>>12875781
Imagine this person holding a seat in the upper house of your country's legislature. What a fucking joke. It's saddening to think about.

>> No.12876459

>>12876404
I added RDIV just because it's commission free on Schwab. Have been adding dividend ETFs lately. We'll see in a couple of weeks what the first dividends of 2019 look like.

>> No.12876463

>>12876446
Take a look at GE to preview your future.

>> No.12876464

I bought $20k of Visa today. I'm having second thoughts based on growth projections vs the broad market

>> No.12876483

>>12876404
LCI

>> No.12876490

>>12876483
Lol

>> No.12876497

>>12876463
both ge and khc are already down the same amount from their peak
so not exactly future

>> No.12876508

Bought 30 shares of KHC. I Hope i'm right.

>> No.12876513

>>12876490
LCI is going to $30...

>> No.12876544

Is IIPR gods stock? Look at that daily reversal holy shit

>> No.12876547

Can anyone explain to me how wheat/sugar (agri commodities in general) follow oil?

>> No.12876551

Fudging KHC ruining me portfolio
Stupid fudging criminal macaroni packers

How do you mess up freaking ketchup

>> No.12876554

shorting ETSY
shorting FB

>> No.12876555

>>12876404
All semiconductors were on sale an hour ago, probably too late now.

>> No.12876559

>>12876547
You have costs regarding transportation and harvesting that follow oil.

>> No.12876560

I have a Schwab account and I've only been buying SWPPX (tracks sp500) in my Roth IRA.

I have excess funds that I want to invest in within a taxable account. Since I don't really know any better I was thinking of getting SWTXS (total stock market) which should add some small/mid cap. Is it wrong to hold both as I hear they'll track more or less the same as majority of the total market is essentially the sp500. Also if I plan to hold forever, does it really matter if i get the ETF version or not. I dislike that I would have to buy complete shares which means I can't invest even amounts of money which would result in partial shares.

>> No.12876562

>>12876547
It is mostly an inflation/USD strength-based trade

>> No.12876566

In comes the German Suplex

>> No.12876574

What is SMG's opinion of NOG? Thinking about picking up a stack this morning

>> No.12876575

>>12876446
their dividend is almost at 5% again...tempting but fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me

>> No.12876577

>>12876414
This

>> No.12876600

Pamp Eeet

>> No.12876629
File: 23 KB, 480x360, 12kxjw8xlfu01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876629

>>12876600
Ok, Bagholder sold?

>> No.12876650

>>12876629
This would make like a good anime or play or other alt-entertainment plot line, some random nobody is randomly targeted by market whales while he's trying to make it

>> No.12876670

sgyp, thoughts?

>> No.12876677
File: 215 KB, 608x593, 1550589265143.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876677

>>12875866

>> No.12876679
File: 63 KB, 1200x600, 1547124790941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876679

>>12876600
Dump it

>> No.12876690
File: 1.30 MB, 743x800, 1541893863887.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876690

>>12876414
>>12876577
Redpill me on AAXN, bros. Just bought 20 shares.

>> No.12876701

>just put 25% into a dying penny stock that MIGHT dead cat bounce in a few days
based or cringe?

>> No.12876711

>>12876701
>not VTSAX

man im cringing over here

>> No.12876712

>>12876701
cringe

>> No.12876721

just bought PCG puts. Based or cringe?

>> No.12876727

>>12876677
Only thing in my portfolio in the green all day, anti-REFR shills can suck it.

>> No.12876730

shill me some ride or die shit I can make crypto-like memes out of

>> No.12876746
File: 2.39 MB, 1104x1628, gordons island on fire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876746

278.90 is resistance for some raisin?
>>12876721
cringe but redpilled

>> No.12876748

>>12876730
How much are you trying to risk?

>> No.12876785

>>12876690
AAXN will have the bodycam monopoly for all the cops in the West.
Shit like live take-downs of terrorists will make AAXN's project all the more indispensable.

>> No.12876788

>>12876746
At least i'm red pilled i was scared i made a mistake there for a second

>> No.12876808
File: 209 KB, 1080x1190, 20190220_190350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876808

>>12876727

Godspeed REFR bro

Hold till double digits

Reminder even at $40pps, REFR will still have 1/10th of NIO market cap (1 billion to 10 billion). NIO makes 10,000 cars vs
TSLA makes 400,000 cars. TSLA has a 50 billion market cap. How does NIO have 1/5th of TSLA market cap when it makes 1/40th the cars? Makes 0 sense.

Point I'm making is REFR is undervalued and hasn't even started to tap into all the auto industry potential. They already provide glass to High end Mercedes, McLaren, Honda Jets. Imagine expanding this tech to more.

Gauzy said it's working w/12 auto OEMs. Mercedes luxury models alone using SPD as standard would mean 94M a year

>> No.12876821

>>12876808
What color Lambos are you gonna get?

>> No.12876823

>>12876748
I got a couple thousand bucks saved and I feel like memeing this shit up

>> No.12876824

>>12876730
REFR unironically as long as you aren't looking for short term gains

>> No.12876853
File: 65 KB, 720x405, 105452262-1536949945097lexus-lc-500-3.720x405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876853

>>12876821

I am holding for the next 5 years, honestly couldn't care if it dropped to 1.30 or was at 3.30. I'm set on it going to 10 then sky is the limit

For me it's the Lexus LC500

>>12876824

This anon gets it

>> No.12876869
File: 72 KB, 615x615, 1536899771314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876869

>>12876853
>>12876824
yes i'm sure your fellow discord members "get it"

>> No.12876874

>>12876869
hi mr lci, thoughts on sgyp?

>> No.12876884

>>12876853
>Lexus LC500
that POS costs 90k? lmfao normies are actual retards

>> No.12876885

Reminder that GDP is tomorrow

>> No.12876899

>>12876853
just get a toyota avalon for 1/3 of the price and invest the rest in dividend stocks that will pay you ad infinitum

>> No.12876931
File: 263 KB, 558x557, 1455657897945656.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876931

Dean foods was supposed to rally 14% today until Ken Goldman of Jp Morgan released the FUD

>> No.12876936

>>12876899
paying 30k for an avalon

l m a o

i think you mean 1/18th of the price, dont pay mroe than 5k for a toyota fucking avalon brehs

>> No.12876937
File: 16 KB, 882x758, 1521738855742.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12876937

Catching the KHC falling knife was a mistake.

>> No.12876960

>>12876874
I don't know anything about it

>> No.12876967

>>12876937
When to buy in? I'm glad I've held off buying it but there has to be a bottom...right? These are historical cheapies

>> No.12876985

>>12876730
FCU, NGZ, NOB
(All on Canadian venture exchanges)

>> No.12876996

>>12876936
>>12876899
also never buy new cars

>sam_hyde_cars.webm
>inb4 "driving a few miles with a car actually REALLY IS a literally legit and good reason for the price to drop by 30%"

>> No.12876997

>>12876936
>avalon
>$5K

you're a retard. i know a billionaire that drives an avalon.

https://www.toyota.com/avalon/

they're nice as fuck inside too

>> No.12876999

>>12876985
Also AWE, was halted today in anticipation of what is probably an announcement of a joint venture. Could see some serious movement depending on the terms of the JV and who they're even working with

>> No.12877000

>>12876967

When the mingle with the feds blow off or the company has some solid evidence of it turning around. Both which aren't going to happen because it's not even a week since the asshurt happened.

>> No.12877010

How retarded am I for looking into Greek banks? i feel like the whole greece situation is more stable now

>> No.12877013

REFR is killing it, buy it.

>> No.12877018
File: 231 KB, 2100x1386, USC70VOS012B021001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12877018

>>12876821
for me it XC90

>> No.12877022

>>12877010
Only if you are looking to somehow short them. You are better off shorting German banks at that rate

>> No.12877029
File: 275 KB, 1227x782, 1112321322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12877029

>>12877013

>> No.12877035

>>12877010
You are very retarded if you are thinking about a buy and hold. Some divident chasing might be possible, but risky.

>> No.12877041
File: 272 KB, 631x477, gunsmith cats shelby.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12877041

One 1969 Shelby gt500 please

>> No.12877055

>>12877022
>>12877035
I feel like i lost the train on shorting most of them yet i do have one in mind for sure. I was thinking of holding the largest one that has seen the best reactions in general. Kinda feel like the country cant get any shittier but i might be wrong

>> No.12877059

>>12877010
Greek Banks are like hookers, sure it might seem good in the beginning, but after you're left broke with chlamydia

>> No.12877062

>>12877010
I got devastated by NBG, ALBKY and BPIRF several years ago and probably still wouldn't touch them. Sort of funny though, I was recently in the Balkans and saw all three banks' branches everywhere, so nice to see they are still operating.

>> No.12877070

Thank you LCIguy for SIML. For everyone else, a 1.2m market cap company signed a deal worth millions with Swedish CBD company, it's up 92% today and should be up bigly in the next couple months.

>> No.12877077

>>12877062
i was thinking of shorting BPIRF and holding NGB

>> No.12877085

Anyone else shorting OSTK for a quick buck?

>> No.12877090
File: 74 KB, 640x426, new-2019-porsche-911-carrera4scabriolet-8596-18220069-5-640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12877090

>>12876936

Just buy a Porsche if you ain't buying a Lexus

>> No.12877099

>>12877090
LEASE
E
A
S
E

>> No.12877129
File: 571 KB, 858x617, 1540653824126.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
12877129

Are you guys already on RLGT?

>> No.12877130

NEW thread!!!! yayay

>>12877118
>>12877118
>>12877118

>> No.12877634

Observe

>> No.12877658

>>12877634
FAIL

>> No.12877692

>>12877658
>on page 1
I did what I had to do