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Movies will be made about us.

>> No.12863175

this is actually probably true

>> No.12863182

fuck i'm tempted to write the screenplay

>> No.12863199

>>12863164
>>12863175
Yeah, like Jonestown

>> No.12863280

This is part of my story for the movie
>>/biz/thread/4620224
I was that anon, anyone remember that

>> No.12863282

>>12863199
fucking kek

>> No.12863368
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And we will fund them.

>> No.12863375
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>>12863182
topkek

>> No.12863844
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>Chainlink: The Movie by Bizonacci
>Precious Memeries: An Anthology of LINK Art
>The Sergey Nazarov National Museum
The future is bright frens

>> No.12863868

>>12863844

Absolutely checked

>> No.12863886

>>12863164
>>12863164
Idk how this guy is managing to have a beard that full and still looking that effeminate

>> No.12863907
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>>12863164
Jonah Hill = Sergey Nazarov

>> No.12863915

>>12863886
His chin is nonexistant

>> No.12863969

At most a documentary will be made about the 'Big Suicide Wave of 4channel after mainnet launch of 2019'
1k suicides /week

>> No.12863984

>>12863907
Would be down for that. Dude was amazing in maniac

>> No.12863985
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>>12863164

>> No.12864042

>>12863164
agree'd just like the fyre festival

>> No.12864370
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I think it would be cool to have a movie about a wojak who gets JUST'd in the 2017 bullrun buying the top. He then finds out about altcoins, and learns about the crypto market. By the next bullrun he makes it big, becoming one of the biggest holders of LINK. At the end of the movie, he sells the top ($10,000) with his enormous stack (119k LINK), causing a huge crash back down to $800 per link. Our wojak becomes a whale, he has MADE IT.

>> No.12864399

>>12863164
Guys, poorfag here, i've been a 1k link marine for more than a year.
do i really need to buy more or what?
how much do you have?

>> No.12864604

>>12864399
Dum[p now link is a scam, sergey will exit on mainnet

>> No.12864613

>>12863907
Didn't he get /fit/ though? Maybe not fat enough anymore.

>> No.12864684

>>12863182
Put me in the screenplay

>> No.12864735

>>12864604
okay thanks anon

>> No.12864755

>>12863844
does someone have that framed graffiti picture but full size

>> No.12864769

Yes, it will be titled "The Russian Hustle"

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>>12864370

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>>12863199
checked and keked

>> No.12865496

Nah, tyrone doesn't take your sister stacy to a movie about economics or technology, he takes her to Black Panther or 50 Shades of Grey to make her wet.

>> No.12865552

>movie trailer
>WHAT IF 1000 DOLLAR END OF YEAR WASN'T JUST A STORY
>ear shattering fart noise
>full frontal shot of Sergey rising from the sea with water streaming off of his body
>black screen
>coming 2022

>> No.12865571

>bunch of wojaks see a link to a website and try to open it up
>"What if this smartcontract.com wasn't meant to keep us out..."
>*boom boom crash* quick cuts of action scenes
>"...but was meant to keep something in?"
>scenes flash of every wojak JUSTed
>weird screeching noises
>*quick flashes of random things happening like characters running in horror a car drifting towards camera, someone Pressing the sell button*
>main female gets a radio
>"IT WAS A MISTAKE DON'T BUY NOW DON'T ALL IN-"
>*sound goes silent as she's dragged away*
>A bulbous belly appears covered in what can only be described as a tarp with chainlink cube drawings on it
>looking closer it's a wojak
>title pops up "THE NEET"
>cut to black
>"reeeeeeeeeeeee get out of my room"

>> No.12865592

>>12863182
It will be a docu. it will start like band of brothers, an old boomer sits down and says to the camera: " Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/..."

>> No.12865649

>>12863984
No, he wasn't.

>> No.12865667

>>12864613
I’m pretty sure he’s fat again kek.
It’s a good thing, he started getting too serious and thought he was a big shot when he got skinny.

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>>12864755
Pic related except it seems the creator of the image your replied to has added a happy helper on it too.

>> No.12865920

>>12863164
>opening scene starts with lonely neet fapping to hentai in parents' basement
>after cleaning up with his crusty old sock, he goes to /biz/
>immediately sees image of Sirgay
>faps again