How to literally make money from nothing.

[Anonymous No.12843427]

>The new Australian bank notes (pictured) only have one serial number on them which makes this practical
>The law for damaged bank notes in Australia states that if a note has 80% of more of its surface area remaining it is worth full value.
>Banks have tools to measure this in branch and regularly exchange notes this way. (Source: I work for the largest bank in Australia)

What you do:

>Get 6 separate notes and and cut a piece out of each form a different part of the note
>glue/tape/connect these parts together to create a new note
>you started with 6 notes and now have 6 notes with more than 80% surface area and one you have created which is legal tender
>exchange notes at banks & other financial institutions or deposit into an account
>repeat


Any questions?

[Anonymous No.12843435]

>>12843427
I hope you're a jew, or you're going to prison for fraud.

[Anonymous No.12843447]

>>12843435
This is the opposite of Jew if you think about it.

[Anonymous No.12843461]

>>12843427
>only have one serial number on them
What do you mean? Each one doesn't have a unique serial?

[Anonymous No.12843519]

>>12843461
The older generation of notes have a serial number printed twice on the note on different parts of the note which makes it difficult when making a new note. You might end up with two different serial numbers on the note you make.

The newer generation of notes only have the serial number printed once, so you just need to make sure you don't cut through the serial number and you're square.

[Anonymous No.12843523]

Not even the new note. This is the new note.

https://edge.alluremedia.com.au/m/l/2018/02/50-dollar.jpg

[Anonymous No.12843535]

>>12843519

How can you never cut through a serial number and turn 6 notes into 7. Either the 7th note wont have a serial or you are retarded.

[Anonymous No.12843536]

>>12843523
Yeah you are correct I have the wrong image.

[Anonymous No.12843549]

>>12843535
This. OP is a literal brainlet.

[Anonymous No.12843557]

>>12843535
You cut around the serial number, it's not difficult. You literally cut a different section out of each note then put them together to create a new one.

[Anonymous No.12843564]

>>12843557
Every note needs a unique serial number, sweetie.

[Anonymous No.12843566]

imagine thinking this would work. sigh nice larp attempt

[Anonymous No.12843575]

>>12843564
You can literally cut out the serial number of a note right now and as long as there is more than 80% of it there it is legal tender.

See pic, each part is cut from a separate note.'

I know you're probably american and you need a serial number on a number for it to be legal tender but that's not the case here in Australia.

[Anonymous No.12843585]

>>12843535
AUSTRALIAN NOTES DO NOT NEED TO HAVE THE SERIAL NUMBER ON IT FOR IT TO BE LEGAL TENDER

[Anonymous No.12843607]

>>12843585
BADLY DAMAGED/CONTAMINATED banknotes may have:
- significant damage that casts doubt on their authenticity or value.

These banknotes must be returned to the Reserve Bank for assessment and may not be worth full face value.
Contaminated banknotes must be placed in a bag. Write the details of the contaminant on the outside.

Good luck with your scam bro "um here's 7 legit notes all sticky taped together, nothing suss it's worth $350 lmao"

[Anonymous No.12843614]

>>12843575
What's the largest bill you guys have and does this still work with that?

[Anonymous No.12843627]

>>12843427
They have two serial numbers on them.

Source: I'm literally looking at one right now.

[Anonymous No.12843643]

>>12843607
You're so fucking retarded. That script you copied from the RBA site is referring to badly damaged notes which means less than 80% of it remains or they are covered in shit or something, that is the only reason you would have to take them to the RBA. I work in a bank and we change incomplete notes every fucking day. Thanks for wishing me good-luck this has netted me ~$6000 since the notes were released last year.

I just thought I'd share this to help people make a few hundred bucks Jesus.

>>12843614
I use fifties.

>>12843627
New ones don't, that would be one of the older generations.

[Anonymous No.12843653]

>>12843643
So you literally hand the bank teller a bunch of cut up 50s? And they just say OK that's fine?

[Anonymous No.12843655]

Is this how Craig Wright funding BSV?

[Anonymous No.12843664]

>>12843643
If a note that is made up of 6 sticky taped pieces with no serial number is acceptable it would work. I very much doubt that it would be exchanged for a fresh note on the spot. I don't work at a bank, but if someone handed me that i'd tell em to get fucked.

[Anonymous No.12843671]

>>12843653
Do it at separate branches.

[Anonymous No.12843690]

>>12843664
I would expect any person to. That's why I seal them with glue instead of tape which is almost unnoticeable to the naked eye

[Anonymous No.12843713]

>>12843643
Oh, you were serious about this.

[Anonymous No.12843750]

>when you cut up 6 $100 bills in order to make a 7th and the bank teller looks at the shitty ass scotch-taped grade 2 art project you call money, and says "sorry sir, these cut up pieces of paper are worthless"

t. brainlet

[Anonymous No.12843784]

>>12843750
>"B-but the central bank said it's good as long as 80% of it is still present! Y-you have to take it!"
>spaghetti falls out of pockets

[Anonymous No.12843794]

>>12843784
God damn it why won't one of you just take my bait

[Anonymous No.12843826]

>>12843794
>Jokes on you! I'm only pretending to be retarded!

[Anonymous No.12843835]

>>12843713
Imagine being that sad

[Anonymous No.12843857]

>>12843713
hahahahah op rekt

[Anonymous No.12843868]

>>12843794
>I-i-its just bait

nice try op. have fun in court

[Anonymous No.12843911]

>>12843868

>shilling an anonymous vietamese celery forum to destroy currency


hopefully those $50's can be used to persuade Tyrone into sparring your anus.

[Anonymous No.12843919]

>>12843427
JUST FUCKING GET WORK YOU STUPID COMMUNIST HIPPIES.

[Anonymous No.12844142]

>>12843919
This post took work, its certified capitalism

[Anonymous No.12844417]

>>12843427
>>12843519
Wtf op I just tried this and now I'm going to jail

[Anonymous No.12844476]

>>12843447
Jews used to be hung for passing gold coins that they had clipped the outside edges off of, that's why even today there is the texture added around the outside edge of many coins.
Your basically a coin clipping Jew.

[Anonymous No.12844479]

>>12843523
Lol they are looking stupid. Here have a better one.

[Anonymous No.12844493]

>>12843427

Who is niggernose on the monopoly bill? Looks fucking ridiculous, almost as bad as the euro bills.

[Anonymous No.12844494]

>>12843713
lol OP on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.12844498]

>>12843427
>>you started with 6 notes and now have 6 notes with more than 80% surface area and one you have created which is legal tender
But that one isn't an intact note is it.

[Anonymous No.12844541]

>>12843427
Crikey!

[Anonymous No.12844590]

at the end you still have one note missing its serial number
you could i suppose argue that it was an accident, but who knows whether the bank will replace it

[Anonymous No.12845018]

>>12843713
OP going to learn to suck cocks in jail.

[Anonymous No.12845220]

>>12843671
in other words, you're driving all over town to make $50. let's be highly generous in our assumptions:
- cutting and taping all 7 notes takes you 15 minutes
- each visit takes you 10 minutes
- each trip from bank to bank takes you 5 minutes
with 7 notes, you spend 2 hours and you get $50
$25/hour, minus gas and car depreciation. also assuming banks don't mind a guy coming in every day with taped bank notes
committing fraud for the sake of making under minimum wage
you're possibly the dumbest criminal of all time

[Anonymous No.12845267]

>>12843713
OP btfo

[Anonymous No.12845525]

>>12843713

only an australian would be such a fucking loser as to report a fellow australian for getting ahead

its the main reason why I left that shit hole. be a good goyim and cuck for the australian government, otherwise someone might make some money out of a good idea and i'll miss out!!!!